Holy Decrees:
- A bare minimum of one knight in your plot.
- You're a knight, reply like one. However, tales may be told in foreign tongue.
- No devices of telepathic commune!
- Purge the infidels.
- Burn the witch.
School of succubi turned nuns. They're all a bunch of cakes living their daily lives while trying to abstain from lust and pleasure, and they fail miserably at it. MC is a young boy mistaken for girl and is transferred to the succubi nun school.
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>School of succubi turned nuns. They're all a bunch of cakes living their daily lives while trying to abstain from lust and pleasure, and they fail miserably at it. MC is a young boy mistaken for girl and is transferred to the succubi nun school.
Group of medieval teenagers are board of every day life, decide to go crusading in the holy lands, no love interests, no deep philosophical shit just 30 action packed minuets of animated muslims getting hacked and slashed the fuck up and friendly medieval banter and hijinx ensue
Crusaders led by God's light enter demonic land to purge the Earth from their evil. They go around slaughtering monster girls, but one knight finds love and after many trysts decides to run away with them and need to live their life on the run from the church.
In a world where one's life-worth is determined by predestined "frequencies",MC is a "Knight" that attempts to change his fate by starting a relationship with The Girl, a high born "Brahma".
Despite teachers and parents who tell MC that The Girl and he are opposites which will never attract,MC attempts throughout his youth to court The Girl with no success.The Girl,being of high frequency,is unable to feel emotion;however, her goal is to feel love.MC's friend, Shivakarmapoondele,tries to help MC raise his frequency,a feat claimed to be impossible.During his teenage years,MC uses magnets and other methods with no avail.
Upon returning as a young adult to The Girl's birthday,he claims to be able to raise his frequency and eventually manages a kiss from The Girl. The two walk home together.MC discovers with Shivakarmapoondele that sound waves,when combined with gibberish 2-syllable words,are able to temporarily raise one's frequency.They create a phone device which,based on the atmosphere,is able to determine which words can raise one's frequency.
However, MC and The Girl discover that the words actually have mind controlling properties which caused their love. A government organization detains MC and his associates, revealing that this phenomenon had been known throughout history and was slowly forgotten. Unable to contact Shivakarmapoondele, MC uses the words to paralyze his captors and escape.
He escapes to Shivakarmapoondele's house,where Shivakarmapoondele's Pa reveals that music,specifically Rule Brittania,was able to balance everyone's frequencies and nullify the mind controlling power of words.Shivakarmapoondele is able to calculate an equation based on Bangala Rap and discover that fate exists.He is able to predict the future and the destinies of others.MC and The Girl realize their love was caused by KARMA.Finding this romantic,the two hold hands while Shivakarmapoondele watches and realizes he can conquer London!
LE BOY FALLS IN LOVE WITH LE GRILL XDDDD FINDS A WAY
In 1313, squire Jack Taro and minor-noble Annis Kyo are hired by Father Joe Arigato as "escort" Knights in New Avalon.
One night on Stony Fields, Jack makes a drunken pass at Annis that is eventually reciprocated. Though Annis marries his longtime sweetheart, Alma, and Jack marries a fem knight/seamstress Anne Hiroshi, the two men keep up their tortured and sporadic affair over the middle ages.
Its full title is "I can't believe a bunch of baka faggots broke their backs while holding hands but didn't burned for pussy witchcraft"
Thats the most autistic, sperg fest I have ever laid eyes upon...
As an anime it will make millions
Your a modern day Shakespeare user
Once upon a dark edgy nite, a Knight's imouto was kill by a whitu piggu orc.
He gets MAD! RIP AND TEAR! Now he swears to take on any quest to kill orcs, especially if they're white. His childhood frendo, a farmer peon still think he's a good goy. But irrelvent. RIP AND TEAR!
Tanks, user! I posted it a mirrion times already!
Oh, I actually have one kinda like that.
>Be glorious young knight
>Go out on patrol in the woods like normal
>Find some fool laying in the troll-filled forest, covered in bruises and tattered rags
>He gets up and starts babbling nonsense about some land you've never heard of
>He insists he's dreaming and needs to get up before he's late for some kind of examination
>Suddenly trolls
>They want to eat the fool
>Despite your natural skill and strength, there's too many of the trolls
>The fool mutters something about numbers and angles, then tells you to cleave a nearby tree in a certain way
>Follow the fool's instruction cause there's little other choice
>Tree falls and proceeds to take out other trees in a domino effect, crushing the trolls
>Fool says something about being an amazing engineer and that such arithmetic is child's play
>Confused, take off helmet and offer to take him back to your hamlet
>He seems shocked that you are a beautiful, female knight
>he goes anyways
>He rests after arriving at the village
>Sleeps like a stone, nothing wakes him up
>Hours later, he wakes up and starts screaming "WHAT? WHY AM I HEAR AGAIN!?"
>Damn fool must be insane
>Or maybe cursed, there were reports of some evil warlock doing some kind of extra dimensional magic experiments.
>Decide to help him figure out what's going on.
I was trying to stick to the theme, but really, the story would be about the guy, a stuck up, master engineering student.
Basically like that old TV show "Awake" only the two realities the protag jumps between when he falls asleep are his modern, college life and a parallel fantasy world.
In Ancient Century 666, Britbong Isles was divided into 3 warring states.
1 of them ruled by a corrupt but cunning tyrant known as Smelly Smelly, who is the prime minister of an inbred king of Vikings and Saxons.
1 of them ruled by a rich Goi named Sun Wu Fist in the middle plains.
The last one ruled by a basterd irish king named Leaky Blanket, aided by his bestboy strategist Pig Bro Kong Mingo.
They fight many battles to prove their manliness and test their BROTHERHOOD!!!, and some meta bullshit about some holy shit that will give le MANDATE OF HEAVEN.
Manly quality swordfights ensure as they quest for le MANDATE OF HEAVEN, and philosophise on the NATURE OF BROTHERHOOD(while sipping fine wine and reading poetry under le moon)!
IN THE END, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Plot-tweest: They're all traps.
A goodly modern knight uses the newfangled revolving-pistol to bring justice to the savage, whore-ridden West.
Not a strict remake, mind, but a wandering gunslinger anime would fill in the gap left by Trigun (assuming that's a good thing) and possibly attract Westaboo shekels.
>Shounen series
>Continent split between 3 constantly at ends kingdoms
>1 kingdom run based on strict codes of honor/justice
>1 kingdom run based on iron clad rule and strength
>1 kingdom run based on intellect and the arcane
>All three kingdoms utilize elite dragon riding soldiers
>Takes years of training, with every dragon being unique
>Story centers around rookies from each of the 3 kingdoms
>The "main" of the 3 main characters, from the justice kingdom is a very plain, simple boy with a medium sized, classical european style dragon that has no real special features, but both of them are AMAZING at strategy.
>Strength kingdom's rookie is a naturally gifted kid who found a magic gauntlet that allowed him to command a legendary, powerful wyvern against it's will, leading to issues of trust between them despite the rookie wanting to love his dragon
>Wisdom kingdom's rookie is a calm, friendly girl with an ancient, asian water dragon. Can't fly but is capable of strong magic
>Series starts with the usual "get to know" type shit, each rookie has their own master dragon riders that are teaching them and go out on small quests.
>Then some huge, evil dragon army invades the continent with tons of super powerful dragons
>The three kingdoms have to team up to fight off the invasion while still kinda at each other's throats
>ADVENTURE
Shit would make bank.
The crusades, except all the combatants are lolis (knights included obviously), no loli violence obviously, battles will consist primarily of lolis bapping each other on the head until one gives up and cries and that side surrenders (the moors will obviously by played by brown lolis). HOWEVER the non-combatants, townsfolk, non military political leaders, etc... will be depicted in a conventional fashion (men, women, children, etc...) and be subject to real violence as battle collateral damage and towns burn down and people die of diseases and starvation etc...
>Gaijin lingua
OK.
故事的最初发展围绕着一个令人垂涎的武术手册被称为“Bixie剑术手册”。该手册是林家族的传家宝，在福州经营着一家私人保安服务机构Fuwei Escort Agency。青城区领导俞昌海带领他的追随者屠杀林，企图为自己抓住手册，但没有找到。来自林家的唯一幸存者林平志，由五山剑联盟成员华山团长岳武群救出。岳武群接受林平志为学徒，以剑术训练他。
小说的主角是岳武群最资深的学生，Linghu Chong，一个孤儿，幸福幸运，但光荣的剑客，喜欢酒精饮料。 他与臭名昭着的匪帮天宝光在一起，把Mount eng a a的一名修女，从田的邪恶进取中救出来。 与此同时，衡山山的刘正峰宣布他决定离开江湖，邀请他的武术家见证他的退休仪式。 这个事件变成了一个血腥的地方，山颂教长和其他正统教派的左连山指责刘正峰不忠于他们的守则，与邪恶的日月圣教的长者曲扬结为同伴。 刘和曲被左右和他的男人咬住，最终自杀。 在死亡之前，刘和曲给了Linghu Chong的小编江湖的分数，他们组成的一个音乐作品。
音乐作品原来是动画的ED。 第2季从来没有。
>>The three kingdoms have to team up to fight off the invasion while still kinda at each other's throats>ADVENTURE
Motherfukka. Don't give Rot3K a harpy ending!
>Lolis never die
Moeshittaste.
>All the gods are dead except for the god of chaos, the god of insanity, and the god of spite
>The only knight orders left are for the god of spite (god of chaos abhors institutions, god of insanity is literally insane).
>Story is about a highly dysfunctional knight order where every slight must be paid back without exception, wacky hijinks ensue
A peasant boy falls in love with a noble girl.
Unable to seek her love, he is bestowed by the Lord's blessing with a way to exchange letters with the girl. Never minding the strange location, he immediately writes her a letter, and is overjoyed to find out that she desires kinship with him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's love poems to the girl, she only looks at him with a disdainful expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he wrote to is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe peasant counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Highborn MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
A German Catholic Priest and Jesuit was teaching a class on the ''Holy Roman Empire'', known joke.
''Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation as the greatest Empire known to man, even greater than the Imperivm Romanvm of Octavian Augustus!''
At this moment a brave, patriotic, French, philosopher and historian who had spent 1500 hours thinking up funny quips and completely understood the necessity of Enlightenment and fully supported all military decisions made by Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden stood up and held a map of central Europe.
''How many states are depicted on this map, hypocrite?''
The arrogant professor smirked quite teutonically and smugly replied ''One, the great Holy Roman Empire, you stupid frog!''
''Wrong. There's like, almost 2000 different duchies and bishoprics and counties and principalities which are, obviously, independent...if it was one empire as you say...then the principle of 'cuius regio, eius religio'...would never have come to pass!''
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the bible. He stormed out of the room crying those Hapsburg crocodile tears. The same tears inbreds cry for Charles II (whose jaw is so big he can't chew) when they jealously try to steal justly earned lands through marriage and inheritance. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Hans Müller, wished he had accepted Enlightenment and become more than the pope's castrato. He wished so much that his worldview was based on reason but he himself had rejected it!
The students applauded destroyed their copies of the Imperial Regalia. An eagle named “Byzantium” flew into the room and perched atop the Prussian Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The ''Rights of Man'' was recited several times, and Candide himself showed up and cultivated his own Garden.
The professor lost his tenure and was guillotined the next day
P.S. It wasn't Roman or Holy either
Isekai high fantasy setting, as noble paladin and leader of the armies of good and dastardly blackguard who is the successor of the demon king are fighting over some plot device for the fate of the world, it gets destroyed in the scuffle and they get transported to the real world and turn into lolis. They retain very little of their original powers, but have enough inspiration/intimidation to at least get themselves places to live and money for sundries and without attracting suspicion from their neighbors.
They each start attending a different school and these two schools compete frequently in athletics and academics and they each try lead their respective; as a little twist, the hero's school is in the poor side of town and most of her 'inner circle' are delinquents with parents in the yakuza, and the villian's school is extremely rich and her inner circle are bratty ojou lolis who come from local prominent (and sometimes corrupt) families.
And everyone interprets their fierce rivalry and references to isekai things as them actually being very close friends and just a bunch of hardcore chunnis, although they really really fucking hate each other, but eventually through the power of friendship (with their new loli friends) can learn to coexist for the sake of their 'vassals'.
Adamaverit puer puellam.
Possent confiteri deus ex machina cum donatur a puellae phone numerus. Ecquis umquam alienis code statim convocat et quod habet talem invenire contundito in illum.
Sed postero die, cum priore die confessionibus narrat puellae tantum spectat oratio cum flentibus. Post quaestionem invenit quod puella dicebat se non amavit puellam. In facto, non in hoc mundo sunt. Alternis universo par est puellae, quae sui diligens MC AU ipse qui eam quoque ignaro feliciter tollere.
Multum dare percusserit eam consequuntur hijinks duos exhibito sibi vicissim, ornare ut intime secreta alterius indigeant armis vincere cor ipsos cetera. Dum haec propriis alienos amores, fabulas sequitur amare incipiunt interroga pro se rationem amoris.
Keit-ai is already a manga. Stop posting it.
Those are just pastas.
Post the torrent of le movie, user.
Keit-Ai has been made into:
>a wiki
>a fanfic
>a fictionpress story
>a manga
>a meme
>an anime preview
>an anime episode
>an anime series
>an honest-to-goodness anime movie
>Oscar considered
>a critically acclaimed box office success in Japan
>a worldwide hit
>the no. 1 highest grossing anime film of all time
Meme magic is amazing.
I guess Trump kept his promise and TPP, anons?
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>obligatory keitai posts
Yep. Might as well get them out of the way.
Because women aren't allowed to be knights, some girl dresses as a boy and attends knight academy and becomes a knight, over the course of the story, as the knights go around doing various knightly things like slaying dragons and defending villages from enemy armies various girls fall in love with her chivalrous persona and she has to carefully balance keeping her gender a secret from them and also not looking like a homo in front of her male knight friends/coworkers.
mulan in western setting.
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Not actually mulan at all if you read the history. More...wish fullfillment of every tomboy lez, reversetrap and female to male transexual alive.
In a high fantasy world the MC is an immortal knight who has played a crucial role in the rise and fall of many empires becoming a legendary figure under different names.
Bored of life he decides to become a hermit in a cave sleeping, getting /fit/, and training until he pulled out a noble sorceress who wishes to use his powers to reform a crumbling magicracy by becoming empress that she comes from and restore it to its former glory.
MC accepts at first to get out of the cave, but as the story goes on he begins to care about the fate of the empire after meeting people in it, and guides the young sorceress like a father figure so she can become an ideal empress for the people.
The main conflict in the story comes from the Knight MC's ancient yandere Witchfu who turned him immortal and eliminated a bunch of his friends to have him to herself reappears after being gone for so long, without a trace begins support another line of nobles in trying to becoming ruler of the country with eldritch abominations who just want to play around in the mortal realm.
There you go. I tried Sup Forums
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knave falls in loveth with a wench.
unable to confesseth, that gent is gift'd with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s homing pigeon. Nev'r minding the strange climature, that gent immediately writes h'r, and is ov'rjoy'd to findeth out yond the lady hast a crusheth on that gent as well.
but, the next month, at which hour that gent recounts the previous months’s confessions to the wench, the lady only looks at that gent with a p'rplex'd expression. Aft'r some investigation, that gent finds out yond the wench that gent hath called is not the same wench that gent hath fallen in loveth with. In fact, the lady doesn’t existeth in this univ'rse at all. The lady is the girl’s alt'rnate univ'rse counteth'rpart, who is't hast changed eyes with the mc’s owneth au self, who is't too is blissfully unaware of h'r crusheth.
hijinks ensue as the two striketh up a dealeth to giveth each oth'r their dunnest, most private secrets in 'rd'r to equip the oth'r with the weapons those gents needeth to conqu'r the heart of their oth'r selves. While the two chaseth their respective did love ones, drama ensues as those gents beginneth to falleth in loveth with each oth'r instead and questioneth the nature of loveth
>she dresses like acl woman again and marries a man in the end
>somehow this is wish fullfillment for female to make trannies
How?
The actual Mulan died alone, an old battle scarred woman with no childen or lovers.
The Mulan that the Chinese government pushes in stories is a myth. And the Disney cartoon version is a massive lie.
Hell, the Disney version in the TV show based on Disney princesses is HOLY SHIT DOES SHE LOVE THE VAGINA tier gay.
>A Disgraced Noble Killed My Friend's Sister and Now I've Been Branded a Heretic!?
Next Fantasy Hit series on MTV.
Sounds terrible. I like it.