GET DOWN DONT TOUCH THE FLOOR SHUT UP LEGS BEHIND YOUR HEAD CRAWL TOWARDS ME DONT MOVE HES COMING AT US SHOOT SHOOT

>GET DOWN DONT TOUCH THE FLOOR SHUT UP LEGS BEHIND YOUR HEAD CRAWL TOWARDS ME DONT MOVE HES COMING AT US SHOOT SHOOT
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

hahahahaha, america is such a fucking joke, land of the free more like land of the dead

Thanks for your service. o7

Your criticism is worthless dumb yuronigger. We landed on the fucking MOON!

That's what happens when you let women and niggers teach.

Thats cute sweetie, we landed on a fucking comet via multiple gravital slingshot procedures almost in deep solar system.

How much is NRA and Open Society paying you to push this so hard? Shills are the worst, keeping people in fear with their misinformation and propoganda. No wonder liberal = shill. It's the same people who fill the heads of the public with bullshit like flat earth and 76 genders.

>TIPPY TOE TOWARDS ME ON THIS CIRCUS BALL WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND ONE FOOT BALANCING A STICK WITH A PLATE ON IT, OR WE WILL SHOOT YOU
Why not just handcuff him on the floor?

>OPEN THE DOOR
>GET ON THE FLOOR
>EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>I SAID WALK THE DINOSAUR
BANG BANG BANG

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH!

>NRA
>paying anyone to push this

CRAWL GOY,
CRAWL BEFORE YOUR ZOG OFFICER

>we landed

from what shithole are you exactly ?

>HHAHAHAHAHA DUMB LIBTARDS THINK RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION
>FUCKING SOROS SHILLS HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID TO POST THIS????

more like the land built on your dead

haven't seen that one for a while
Europe™

so what? we sent MULTIPLE probes into INTERSTELLAR SPACE containing the height of human achievement so that ayys may one day find it in thousands of years and come to earth to see the remnants of our species have regressed back into stone age primitives

La creatura...

The European federal state once named république française ma gueule. Shithole indeed.

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> Sending some piece of junk on a trip to nowhere
> do it multiple times

How retarded do you have to be lmao.

Land of the Free...

Work or Die goyim.

Get on the floor. Lower. Mmmm. Now crawl towards me. Oh yeah, that's it.

at least our leader is pro nationalism! Enjoy your sharia eurocuck!

retire ton drapeau de merde pd

>DO THE HOKEY POKEY OR WE WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU

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Yeah, Donald "I suck israeli dick for breakfast" Trump. Nice (((Nationalism))) you got there mongrel.

yeah hes pro nationalism for Israel HAHAHAHAHA

So this is what yuropoors do while while we're asleep.

Pretty fuckin pathetic.

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lol u jelly? hows muhammeds cock taste? LOL

>arrested for partial rudeness
>internet posting license revoked
>forced to worship mulatto American princess

uh chérie, c'est ton drapeau qui ne veut plus rien dire... Tu va pas me dire que tu te croit encore dans un état nation lol ?

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Typical american, relentless interest in cock tasting.

>want to go on Sup Forums
>Sup Forums package costs 69 shekel extra
>comcast rapes you
>land of the free

Be we you mean mainly based on the efforts of a German scientist, right?

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*English-German American princess

I am fucking crying xd

typical jelly euro mad that they are too cucked to even speak out against their traitorous leaders but still feel superior ! lmaoo

>NRA
>regulates how police acts

OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

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>mfw no sorosmoney

>the great British empire gives you up for pajeet land
>good call

lulz'd

If you speak out you get told to shut up have some retarded pig scream incomprehensible son in says tier instructions at you then get shot when you don't do exactly as they say

Land of the fat and home of the retarded

And that country went on to collapse into economic irrelevance...and now you know the rest of the story

> that Flag
> that pro ussr meme
wot? :DDDDD

fug xDDDD

>pants fall down
>get shot

Totally looks legit and nothing like a movie set.

>ayy lmaos find our probes
>"wow these hu-mans seem pretty advanced for a pre-interplanetary species"
>come to visit us
>make the mistake of landing in america
>"hello hu-man, our scans show you're an agent of the ruling authority in this location, please take us to your l-"
>DONT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES OR I SHOOT GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I SHOOT!!!
>"th-there's no need for projectile wea-"
>PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND CRAWL TOWARDS ME OR YOU'RE DEAD!!!
>"u-uh I th-think my translator is broken because that's logically impossible, Xcgriprhizxon come out here and you try"
>OH FUCK A DOG!!! *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>"that wasn't a dog that was my wife!"
>CUT THAT DEAD DOGS HEAD OFF RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR YOU'RE NEXT!!!
>"oh my xenu, I thought you people were civilised! is this because you're only 64% genetically related to the dominant subspecies of this area?"
>HES REACHING DOWN!!! *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>"y-you t-told me to-"
>*switches to automatic* *BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

Nah, fuck ussr, just to shit on american arrogance and ignorance

i just laughing like a schoolgirl at 5:30 in the morning
fucking kek

Which kountry my anti-gommunist frend :DDD

lol

>EAT THIS BOX OF MARSHMALLOW ALPHA-BITS BACKWARDS, BOY, OR I WILL FUCKING END YOU!
>But, Officer, that cereal only has like six different shapes--
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* TANGO DOWN REPEAT TANGO DOWN HOSTILE BOGEY DOWN IN SECTOR GAMMA AMERICA IS SAVED OVER

5/5
bretty good

How can a memeflag have these kind of bantz??

Because the cops completely botched the encounter.

STOP BREATHING AIR, ALRIGHT NOW DON'T MOVE. OK, MOVE TOWARDS ME. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY, DON'T MOVE AT ALL.

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They had to get him away from the hotel door where he was staying in. If they go over near the door to cuff the guy, someone in the hotel room could shoot them