Hey guys I have to run to the bathroom real quick

Hey guys I have to run to the bathroom real quick.
Look after my Asuka for me while I'm gone. Thanks.

>unzips eva unit

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Let me call Shinji..He is more experienced in stuff like that

Well okay, but only if I get to hold hands with her

Sorry, I couldn't hold myself.
I'm so fucked up.

W-what the fuck are you doing? Don't touch teh Asuka

OP has been in the bathroom for a while now, is he okay?

I so fucked up, user's gonna hate me.

oh shit guys i think i broke her

quick we gotta fix this before user gets back

Arael you fucking moron
Wake her mom up
KYOKOOOOO!!!

Do you guys think that Anno is a Asukafag?

End of Evangelion is the best animated film ever.

I tried to think of something to counter your statement, but I just couldn't.

>Sup Forums plays Raising Keikaku

no, but he's definitely not a Reifag

A fitting conclusion for a dead thread.

the fact that it can't be watched stand alone is literally the only thing holding it back

Your Asuka?

Asuka is like Subjective Reality.

Your Asuka has been improved. Hope you like her.

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Ok

I may have just spilled something on her.

You can't blame Shinji for fapping to Asuka in that state. Remember that there's no facebook or instagram in NGE world, so Shinji can only use his imagination. That was one of the only times he actually had a chance to fap while looking at her.

He could've asked her, slutty girl like her wouldn't say no.

>slutty girl
But she refuses every guy who askes her out user.

>wouldn't say no
Yeah, she even said so in EoE. ''Go ahead and do it like you always do. I'll stand here and watch you''

>Gets out of the bathroom
>Sees a note
>"Thanks for being nice with me all this time user but I'm leaving with the BBC"

user. Something happened.

Yeah, cause she's a fucking slut.

She'd open her legs wide for any boy.

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Is it autistic tho?

Daily reminder