America hate thread
America hate thread
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This reads like one of those absurdist /fit/ memes.
Good, I won't need any lube then.
Why does an icecream shop need a grease pit?
Fried Ice Cream
All the teenagers that work there
FREEDOM AINT FREE
Deep fried ice cream
she died an honorable death
deepfried and crunchy
To catch milk fat that goes down the drain, so it doesn't clog the pipes
Wait a minute, was the grease hot? Did she fry, or did she merely suffocate on cold oil? Either way, it's a shitty way to go out, especially for somebody so young.
What a little baby.
For time immemorial, humanity has asked itself: What does it truly mean to be free?
Many people and cultures throughout the ages have tried to answer this question with varying degrees of success - but at some point in the 21st Century the American people finally found out the answer that humanity itself had been searching for so long.
Then The United States gifted us with the Big Bounder Bariatric Sports Wheelchair.
This is not just Freedom, this is Peak Freedom. This is living life on the edge and to the fullest without need for such frivolous things as necks or the ability to stand. This is 62" of padded seating for your burgeoning ass, this is comfort, speed and support for when you reach the All American Milestone of 1000 pounds.
With respirator shelves and O2 bottle holders you'll never be short of breath as you scoot-scoot around the aisles of Walmart or at your local cruising spot.
Even the bags of snacks on the top shelves are no match for this incredible machine - it can be installed with a 13" seat elevator and lights so you can always spot the hamburgers in the dark.
Soon, I will be casting off the shackles of "recommended daily calorie intake" and self respect to join the ranks of my American brothers and sisters - who have bravely made the step into the realm of Peak Freedom. I can only imagine what it feels like but I hope that the rest of humanity will join them in their glorious future.
Is this pasta? Bredddi gud and checked.
Sadie Grace Andrews.
It happened near Auburn, so a Tiger fan might say, "Good, a dead Banner."
But, it is sad that a little girl died.
Pit had to be open, but really, how does a parent not have eyes on their kids at all times, especially a toddler?
i need to get a couple of these for me and the wife
Sounds about right, she was probably trying to drink it
Everything South if moulton should just be nuked desu, it's all nigs or literal inbred hillbillies
Check'd and Kek'd
You are getting screencapped, good sir.
the size of the drive motors (plural!) on that goddamn thing
fucking hydraulic lift system
this is unironically a marvel of modern engineering
/int/ flooding again
That must be one of the most american ways to die
All to shuttle fat amerimutt from the toilet to McDonalds and then to the hospital. Marvelous!
This is some kike body disposal shit.
How the fuck does a 3yo climb into a grease pit?
Wow, that's an incredibly depressing news story.
how do you fry ice cream?
26, two daughters, good job
drunk, walking down hotel hallway
suddenly, wild policeman appears
GET ON YOUR KNEES, FAGGOT
HANDS UP, HANDS BEHIND HEAD
ON THE FLOOR, CROSS YOUR LEGS
sweat af spaghetti falling out from all pockets
CRAWLTO ME, HANDS ON THE FLOOR
FASTER ORGET SHOT
pants falling down, trying to pull them
HANDS DOWN, DO IT AGAIN AND GET SHOT
trying to pull them
god, bless murica
you do it very quickly, a couple seconds
Kek and check
Anyone have the spic-nig cycle pic? That's a favorite
Why didnt I think of this?
Freedom of cares. Shart in the mart, eat that deep fried butter, pay me.
That is true freedom. And it ain't free.
Probably not hot. Most restaurants have them, it's just a pit designed to separate grease/oil from wastewater before the water is sent out to the sewer.
Basically she fell into a small septic tank.
Your pic reminds me
there's a sweet pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident
has very few friends due to her condition
she's a fantastic artist
my friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately
we start to hang out outside of school
she takes me home one day to watch a movie
I ask her if she can show me her portfolio(she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass
during the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom
retrieve the big ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all her art pieces off and trash them
the next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
I said "I made them look like you"
all my friends laugh heartily
she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day
It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fuck was wrong with us.
katawa shouju was not your real life nigger
She died the way most Americans would like to.
The worst part about this is that a fucking ice cream shop needs a grease trap.
why focus your hate on America if you can hate entire Western "civilization"
Found the CIANIGGER posting hate memes.
How do you "suddenly fall into a grease pit"
I've never even heard of such a thing
It's better than this.
I sadly can't name it - it's just one reaction image out of many.
you sound like a nigger
who else is dumb enough to disobey le based policeman's directions
S A V A G E
a warning as to electing molech whores
y3ah user, for what you sick sick fuck
your brainlet parents heads are up their asses and they just let you freeroam around like it's fuckin GTA
oh. its ok. i don't mind
You know what they say: "Play in the grease, you're gonna fall in."
Never tried this before
Amerimutt memes make me giggle
That's your future Nigel. Better heed our warnings.
Every ice cream shop I've ever been to requires parent supervision for every child playing in the grease trap. This is the neglectful parent's fault. I bet they were niggers too.
why does an ice cream shop need a grease pit?
europoor doesn't deep fry their ice cream in diet coke
You may not like it, but ths is what peak freedom looks like.
Shit like this is why I keep coming here.
Looks like Love Lab
I remember this pasta
Love lab, reverse image search isn't that hard user.
awesome thanks a bunch famalam
Presumably it sells burgers and fries and shit too
thats a old ass green you faggot
Sage in all fields
Only four replies for this 10/10 post?
It a big swage drain that collects all of the water in a building the main drain if you will I have to clean my jobs grease pit sometimes it gets filled with everything.
Shut up you fucking leaf.
Well this thread is shit
The others are based on facts
The one you invented about us uses fake info to justify itself
This pasta has mold on it
Take it back to the kitchen and try again
"Things that never happened"
Lol ive been to that brewsters