I'm planning on killing a 15 year old faggot with golden hair, a guy obsessed with zippers...

I'm planning on killing a 15 year old faggot with golden hair, a guy obsessed with zippers, an idiot who dislikes the number 4, a trap, and a guy who's stand is basically a VCR, any suggestions on how to dispose of them?
(Pic semi-related, its my 「stand」)

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Come on, I need suggestions.

Bossu?

Not now, my sweet Doppio, call back later.

I KNOW THE BOSS! HIS NAME

YOU KNOW TO MUCH, 「KING CRIMSON」!

「King Crimson」!

Just snare them into a trap with music. They'll spontaneously begin dancing and won't notice.

No

Have you tried punching them in the stomach from behind?

I did that to the zipper man Buciarati but he just zipped the hole closed with a zipper.

Since you guys aren't giving me any good ideas I'm just gonna send a few waves of assassins

No no no.
Here's what you have to do.
You need to get a bomb. Lure them into it with some shitty stand users or something. use your Stand to skip time so that they walk into the trap without a second thought so the end of the time skip is them being ontop of the bomb, then detonate it.

Thats fucking stupid, you're fucking stupid, deploying assassins is a better idea than that

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W-WHAAAT?!!!?! 「K-King Crimson!」

>he doesn't even have one of these

lol faggot

He's the user of and it's ability is he's also a dumbass.

>He's the user of and
The user of what? This is pretty mysterious.

(D-dammit! At this rate everyone will know my true identity, I need to dispose of them!) 「King Crimson!」

Explain your stando power so I van help

Hey! Where did you get that?!

HIS STAND NAME IS WHY IS IT SO HARD TO M-masaka.

Hey, I know you!
Aren't you that guy from our old town? Your name was Dianolo or something.

I stole it from some french cripple that claims he was injured by a guy with pink hair or something

Alright... HERE'S YOUR EXPLANATION! 「King Crimson!」What you just saw, what you just touched was where you will be in the future, since you're so close to my King Crimson that you're touching it, you are able to see it too... But that wont matter... Because you will die where you stand!

Hm? Me? You must have me confused with someone else.

wow what a fucking asshole
you could have just explained it with dolls or something

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>please point to where 「King Crimson!」 touched you using this doll

*RING RING RING RING RING~* Huh? Thats weird, I hear a phone ringing, but where is it? *RING RING RING RING~*

*RING RING RING RING RING~* DAMMIT! Where is that phone?! YOU!

What's with the deleted posts?

It's the work of an enemy stand.

Just Diavolo trying his best to erase us.

i dont know, it seems anyone who says gets delete-....M-MASAKA

Who's Diavolo?

Some name everyone's been going on about. OP seems to not like it.

HEY! DON'T YOU HEAR THAT PHONE RINGING?! GIVE ME IT!

Fuck man, sure here you go.
Why couldn't you just walk over there and pick it up yourself you lazy ass.

NOT THAT PHONE, THAT PHONE! THE ONE IN YOUR PANTS!

My Cellphone?

What? No! DAMMIT! *Proceeds to search your pockets to find a matchbox* Hm? Oh, Boss, soory for not answering sooner...

Fukken weirdo.

Yes, but- Yessir, but he- okay, yes, okay, fine, alright, bye.

I may not like it, but the boss told me not to kill you

Thanks.
Tell your boss he's okay and shouldn't go to Morioh tomorrow.

?

He said to not kill me right?
I enjoy living a peaceful live.

O~kay... (What a strange man)

You dropped your wallet misterrr... Ka-wa-ji-ri

Most of my assassins were killed, I was nearly killed, and I killed the VCR's stand user, today was a good day

「King Crimson」

My assassins were killed, Bucciarati's dead, a faggot cripple who stole the arrow from me turned into a turtle, the faggot with golden hair is now the boss, and I'm going insane because of infinite dea-