HOLY SPACE NIGGERS, BATMAN

HOLY SPACE NIGGERS, BATMAN

Golgo 13 has been hired to kill you. Your only help is the protagonist of the last anime you watched

do you survive?

>Golgo 13 has been hired to kill you.
>do you survive?
No.

...

Fine then, let me rephrase the question

How long do you survive?

Mirror match it was Golgo 13

so what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unstopabble force?

Golgo13 doesn't take protection jobs.
He only accepts assassination requests.

>ACCA
maybe in a few episodes i'll find out if he can handle it

Oh shit; I'm screwed...

>fuuka

Truck-kun has got this in the bag.

> Akko

I'm fucked.

>non non biyori
Yeah I'm fucked

>Gabriel DropOut
Either she does nothing or is motivated enough to sound the trumpet for end of days.
It's lose-lose.

> Ryo Saeba

I might be okay.

Are you a pretty girl?

Sure.

Too bad Ryo doesn't care for children.

>Golgo 13 has been hired to kill you
>Do you survive?

You've never actually seen Golgo, did you?

I think I got a shot.

So hire Golgo 13 to assassinate the Golgo 13 hired to assassinate you.

I think he might reject the job on account of conflict of interest.

> to be hero
I highly skeptical about that one.

>Saitama

Golgo always gets the job done.

>Inferno Cop

Wellp, I'm boned.

Against -the- Gary Stu assassin character?

I choose OPM, who relegates him to another pathetic tryhard joke like Sanic.

Golgo is finished.

Can't tell if I'm fucked or not

What is an average 5.56×45mm bullet flight time at 300m? Take that and divide by 13.

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>protection jobs.
That's a weird way of spelling "lives".
>assassination requests.
That's a weird way of spelling "MONEY".

You get about 300 milliseconds to live.

But m8

Its Golgo

He would probably kill Saitama from a skyscraper while chocking a bitch with his dick or some shit

I am not sure what you are trying to say.

>Golgo 13 has been hired to kill you.
Good, end me.

I don't think you've ever watched Golgo 13.

>do you survive?
Of course not, it's fucking Golgo 13.

Read or watch Golgo 13?

Yes

so, do you?

No, not yet. Did you like it?

I might actually be ok

its cool

Awesome, thanks.

underrated

never have, but read a number of the stories.
the only ones I remember were the retired south american dictator and the fucking satellite one, at which point I decided that the series wasn't for me.

my nigga

Overflow error, so I may make it.

Cutie

>Subaru from Re:Zero
I should be fine, he''ll work out a different weakness or escape route each time he dies.

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>Inferno cop gets you killed before Golgo arrives
Shit feeling desu

FPBP

How chapters does Golgo 13 have again?
Did it end yet? Will the west ever get a full translation of the series instead of just 13 volumes worth of cherry picked chapters?

Literally no one is going to fully translate it, it's at 175 volumes and on-going but allegedly 'close' to finishing. Fucking Takao Saito is 80 or some shit, the joke about him dying before finishing it are no longer jokes.

>Our Valeera never uses stun or silence
>Our Valeera ambushes Diablo whenever he is """"""""""""alone""""""""""""""
>She gets lifted and gangbanged by Samuro Diablo and their Valeera
>She ends with 17 deaths
>4 people have to autolose because of one retard

>175 volumes

>Shin-chan
If he could defeat Godzilla, he can beat Golgo too.

You get killed and bossun and co make it the episode's skit.

Anime -> pic related
Manga -> Punpun
movie -> Josef Mengele
book -> Admiral graf Spee

i'm kill

At least I can get resurrected after dying.

is this bait?