JoJo Thread

Look, no one ever said Jotaro Kujo was a nice guy

I'm evil ?

Post scenes that gave you a boner

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>Jonathan and Dio will never be rugby bros again
>tfw we could have had JoJo and Dio's Bizarre Rugby

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BLUE BOARD

vanilla should've kicked him harder.

Best jojo

That's really sad

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That's factually wrong. Jotaro's mom always says how her son is a good person.

Gappy make me happy

>we even had another chance with Part 7
Fucking Araki

>No rugby teamup super in EoH

>Dio
>as tall as Jonathan

>my animeonly friend likes kars more than dio
i didn't know this was possible

He must be baiting, or a speedreader

>Believing a 40+ year old woman who acts as a highschooler

Daily reminder that Jotaro is actually autistic and Star Platnium is weaponized autism

no she actually likes him more than dio. she has a crush on him or something. she hasn't read the manga yet

>she

that explains it, women are immune to good taste

>he doesnt know jojo threads are full of girls

I can't unsee that DIO having Risotto Nero eyes,

1. no they're not
2. if they were, they'd be the ones shitting them up

nah

why does he look so lewd while dying

>he doesnt know jojo threads are full of girls
girls that like to talk about masturbating with their periods

Actual autist here. Is it a bad thing that I think my hypothetical Stand would rob people of their language?

My pc was formatted. Please post kakyoin memes.

your PC is evil?

Is there any stand called new york city boy?

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Hey Ya! is the strongest stand.

Why is Ronald Reagan with Marx, Engels, Lenin and Trotsky in the last one?

not the strongest, but certainly has the coolest name for a manga superpower.

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Post irony
> Piller men look like Aztecs,
> Aztects worship the sun
> their one weakness is sunlight

>died of a cold

because the pillarmen eat the aztecs so the aztecs worship the sun because it keeps the pillarmen away

>Diavolo wanted or felt like he was immortal
>He actually becomes immortal but he's forever doomed to die over and over again

Almost every main villain death from Kira onwards.

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>Dio wins his first fight in a boxing match with the rule "the one hit in the head loses"
>DIO loses his last fight after surviving a blow to the head, losing when he's hit in the leg

Jotaro had the most confirmed kill counts in the series. Check it out. It is true.

>Dio loses his first actual fight with Jonathan because he kicked him
>Dio loses his last fight because he kicked with his stand

>Kira's stand is a cat
>gets killed by being run over

>People still don't know why Kaks is so popular with fujos

Hi, Diesel.

Jonathan is leaning in

Am I the only one who has grown to like Jonathan and Phantom Blood over time?

I just watched the Bastet Mariah episode and boy that was hilarious fujo bait

iggy is cute, don't you agree?

I liked it. I just don't think it is the best part but it was good as the starting part of jojo

Jonathan was the only likeable JoJo, because everyone else is a cheating motherfucker.

Isn't that the plot to MGS5?

I do like them but really they don't compare to 3 onwards. I think Phantom Blood would have been better if the feud between Jonathan and Dio in their youth had taken up a larger percentage of the Part and the quest to stop DIO a bit shorter, like removing Tarkus and Bruford or drastically shortening their arc and have DIO be the one to kill Zeppeli. Phantom Blood suffers from an identity crisis where it feels like Araki wanted to have standard battle shonen progression but the nature of the story works better without it. Jonathan and Phantom Blood do work incredibly well as the grounding 'myth' for the rest of the saga though.

Yeah but Skull Face just hates English and doesn't have a Stand, just P A R A S I T E S

>"Jo..Jo.. I'M BURNING UUUUUP"

Not really. It'd be temporary, and only to one person at a time. I feel that my desire to make people understand what it's like to have communication problems would manifest in a Stand that way.

holy FUCK

If Skull Face used alien parasites instead of obscure African ones would he have been able to manifest a Stand? The microbes he used let the Skulls do crazy shit like harden their skin in response to trauma, turn invisible and jump all over the place and shit so the logical next step would be unlocking their Stands.

>WHO DID THIS?...DAAAREEEEEEEEE

No no no no no, the logical next step would be immunity to sunlight, mastery of self-evolution, and supercharged ripple.

Sex.

Useless.

I doubt Skull Face's dick and balls work anyway considering the whole being completely submerged in hot rapeseed oil for a minute or two when he was 12 incident.

>KILL MEEEE
>Yare yare...do it yourself

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Well yeah he beat the crap out of people. More than he has to. Some are even still in the hospital.

WHY ISN'T THERE A STAND IN JOJOLION CALLED KING OF CARROT FLOWERS

There might be, but it just has not been shown yet.

If there isn't one, it's because Araki decided it that way. Accept it. You are not in control.

OC?

Because Araki only listens to good music my friend.

not completely related, but fuck Talking Head (though the band is rad)

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>Oretachi wa DAIYAMONDO DOGUSU

go back to Sup Forums

>We're not burying them at sea? What then?
>We'll make Arrows from their ashes. Take them into Stand battles with us.
>A Requiem for our brothers in arms, even in death.

DAKEDO KYOU MO BIGGU BOSSU NI

>the other thread that is up rn
what the fuck

Arigato

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>jonathan wanted to be a gentleman
>his only (currently we dont know if giorno is gonna get a son) grandson is a big smart ass rude fucker

For a second I read it as
>the other thread that is up m (as in /m/)
Like what was jojo even doing in /m/
But yeah I dropped that one,it was getting pretty boring over there, nothing but people throwing their own shit at each other

So is Joseph, whats your point user?

well he certainly doesnt try
i mean he cheated on his wife
he let go an innocent girl because he thought the guy was bluffing
he shot spaghetti at 2 people who were having a romantic dinner
he tied a guy to a cactus
he asked his grandmother lewd questions
he was not a gentleman; if he was, then he would act a bit more like jonathan, or at least avdol except for the dying part

That is true. He's probably my 2nd least fav Jojo besides Jotaro.

>Killer Queen
>Doesnt actually hold a monarchical status

>The World
>No globes are involved

>Made in Heaven
>It was created with a weird satanic ritual and was born from a trannys arm

>The Son of God defeats the Devil
>a Common man met both God AND The Devil and was critically injured by them both
ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING

there's uh
N.Y.P.D Blue

>cream
>no viscous milk material

>dedicate your entire life to staying hidden and anonymous
>still remember to scream out your own name

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She has a vore fetish

>Jailhouse Lock
>Can't even keep a string girl in jail

Well I mean Kars is fucking hot I would let him fuck me too.

>Phantom Blood

It's not my least favorite but it feels like the weakest part. Mostly because Araki was just starting to do his own thing but he was still taking a lot of inspiration from HnK

>Jonathan

I didn't really like him at first but he grew in me over time. His death is my favorite in the series and it really hit me when I watched it for the first time

Your friend has the superior taste