I-its getting bigger and bigger!

>i-its getting bigger and bigger!
this is NOT how penises work wtf

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>his penis doesn't get bigger
Go see a doctor user

You're supposed to get an erection before sex

>he's not grower master race

HAHAHAHAHA

>His penis doesn't get bigger
It must suck being so small you can't even tell the difference.

The hardness and overall size of your penis depends on your level of arousal. The differences are in mm so they're not that noticeable, but they exist.

yeah ive noticed that too, when i watch regular porn it feels alright, but when i watch gay porn boy oh boy does my dick get rock hard and longer by a milestone.

why is that user?

>Sup Forums - anime & homosexuality

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im pretty sure when someone is inside of you that you can tell if its getting bigger

yes it does
it works like power levels

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thanks doc

When you're Japanese you've gotta worry about rounding error on the millimeters. there's also probably an argument to be made about requiring a t-test to demonstrate a significant difference between flacid and erect, the poor bastards.

I'm confused. Do they work like that or not? I wouldn't know since I don't own one.

short answer is yes

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I have an extra one that I can get ya for 3 grand.

thanks doc

Don't listen to this guy. He sells fake penises. I however only offer the real thing.

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Depends, usually virgins have trouble getting it up because they are nervous so all they accomplish is a semi-hard dick. Once they gather more confidence their dick hardens. It's fun and cute seeing them try so hard.

>this is NOT how penises work
2D!=3D
>wtf
Kill yourself.

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Sort of. When approaching climax it can do a pulsing/swelling/throbbing motion which could be what they're referencing.

Sometimes there's also the rare super saiyan boner where the thing goes almost numb and feels like it's going to snap off. Those are the worst because you can't even fap it away until it powers down a bit.

BBC or gringo?

It is a mystery.

Horse.

>Sometimes there's also the rare super saiyan boner where the thing goes almost numb
Haven't had one of those in such a long time, its depressing how desensitized I have become with everything. Will I have to buy an escort to feel that again?

>paying 3 grand for a glorified dragon dildo/exotic erotics lifecast
But why though?

I mean I only get that sometimes in the morning and it sucks because, as I said, you can't even fap the thing, it's too powerful.

I love when it's so hard I can crack it, shit feels and sounds great.

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My morning wood is always super saiyan boner tier. Its hard to achieve that via arousal alone though.

I don't think that's how it's supposed to work.

I mean as when you crack your joints, shit can only be made when certain conditions are met, like an soecific hardness and some time between each crack (that tends to be months).

Yes. You can gain a bit of length if you're really into whatever sexual activity you're doing, but the difference is pretty small. It is noticeable though.

Yooooo

Sup Forums - Dicks

Pretty sure that ain't how it works

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Dicks are a key part of anime and manga, user. Didn't you get the memo?

U fucking wot m8?

Your penis isn't like your knuckles user.

knock knock

>anime and manga

Are you a fucking skeleton or something?

Penis is just a meat rod full of blood vessel. It doesn't work like that.

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> some time between each crack (that tends to be months).
You know, penile fractures take a few months to heal

thanks doc

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Yeah I knew it wasn't normal and never really got the time to google it, tldr doesn't seem to be that rare and could be a ligament thing, most people get it when doing bizarre positions but I get them just using my hands so I kind of feel proud, fuck 3D. This got pretty bloggy, sorry for that.

Sometimes I crack so hard, I rip the skin!

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Somebody put this thread down.

thanks doc
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W-who's there?

You don't have ligaments in your dick. Holy fuck what is wrong with you

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In it's deliberate attempt to be real, the fake is of far greater value

user how the fuck is that possible?

Those are called rape boners.
They only go down from tender attention of a woman, brutal almost rapelike sex, or furious masturbation. The former is good, the second is truly the only way and has been scientifically proven to be both physically emotionally and spiritually healthy, the latter is just a partially harmless way to get rid of it that leaves a man feeling empty and angry.

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Penis fractures also kill your boners and are painful, mines are just fine. Sage for blog shit.

Stop trying too hard to fit in when you don't even have a dick.

thanks doc

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I'm honestly convinced that I'm the only be-penised male in this entire thread.

B-but it's real. You can google it too.
>Penis crack sound
There's even a cracking dedicated blog that discussed it.

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>when you cum, your dick increases in size slightly
>depending on how aroused you are, your penis may increase in girth or length, but not very much difference (0-1 inches)


I'm a grower too, but these have been my experiences. It makes sense why some women love men cumming, their genitals increase in size for a brief time and there's babies coming out.

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I'm 90% sure I know what you're talking about but the way you're describing it is off.

wow! dicks sounds like a lot of fun. Makes me want to have one.
pic related is me, just to prove I don't own one of these cuties.

>i am cumming from my ass
>i am cumming from my nipples
>cum inside womb, instantly impregnated

yeap, doujin writers are virgin alright

It's a popping sound just in the base of the penis when you press it downwith some force, feels nice and completely painless, that's really it.

There was a time when my dick vibrates, I don't know the cause but it was all tingly and ticklish. Like how your fingers twitch but faster.

what

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what

Such things are what make 2D infinitely superior to 3D though.
>not being a virgin

Do you mean "press down" as in tilt forward like a joystick, or press in like a plunger?

This is important.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Not him but it's definitely the former.

This.

Fag

>his penis doesn't do 360 and walk away as you get more aroused

I've never seen this mentioned before, but this happens to me

Also please Sup Forums don't try it, the last thing I want is seeing your nutbladders broken.

T-too late

And for a few minutes, Anons tried cracking theirs penises.

Only /ss/ mother incest truly gets me hard anymore

Is it too late for me?

you have it easy honestly

no, it is just beginning. welcome to the dark side.

for me, if it does not end in impregnation, it doesn't work.

Kinda vanilla by my standards.

It could be worse