United States Marines

> Name a single military branch, of a single nation, that could defeat the United States Marines.

You can't.

The United States Marines have a legacy that has stretched across the planet. Our allies, and enemies have both adopted their own version of Marine due to their effectiveness. But none compare to the original, United States Marine.

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 120+?

A platoon

One dick submits all Marines. They bow to the dick. Suck the dick lick the dick.

Russian Spetznaz. Way more hardcore than grunts.

>inb4 Vietnam, with picture of victory gook with pajamas

The Vietkong, pic related, never defeated the U.S. Marines in battle. Ever military objective given to the Marines was accomplished.

Good one leaf, have a you.

The IRGC

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>Spetznaz
garden variety special forces. no better or worse than any other top tier SF unit.

they make great soldiers for Israel

The US Army.

@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj

Russian spetsnaz have a well known history of not only killing the enemy, but all the hostages as well. I wouldn't really call them an effective special forces unit.

Slav brute force doesn't match Anglo-Saxon/Germanic Military tactics. That's just a fact.

>generic name for russian special forces
What spetznaz group?
If alpha group then yes but they are more comparable to sof groups like delta and SEALs

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> Name a single military branch, of a single nation, that could defeat the United States Marines.

The United States Navy

>germanic tactics
>usa military
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You mean
Judeo Christianity

The Marines are a meme branch; their purpose has become pretty vague, so they've been reduced to "Army Lite"

Besides win the war

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>joining the U.S. Military after the catastrophic clusterfuck that was the Vietnam War

U.S. Military. It's essentially a declaration that you've lost the game.

Think about it. The power of free will and you *still* settle for slavery. Wonderful, no?

From an early age, you're influenced by your environment. Your parents (or lack of), teachers (in some manner, shape or form) and other mentors can help steer your life in a direction, whichever direction that may actually be.

However, during all of this, if you're still alive and have most of your bodily functions, there are a whole world of opportunities available to you. Especially in this day and age of technological marvels and the wonders of the Internet to provide information (and, of course, misinformation.)

The military should not even be an option, at this point, because not only is there enough information to suggest that joining it is only for those who've allowed themselves to be brainwashed by a military-industrial complex keen on retaining what power they have left ... but there is also enough information available for people to make their own decisions on what they'd like to do, instead.

Still, people join. They wish to be broken down and remoulded in somebody else's image.

This is a sign of weakness. Of allowing one's self to be influenced and corrupted by those with power and ambition. Essentially, those who join the military are no-better than mindless sheep.

>tl;dr: Join the military? You're a faeces-flinging, irradiated, nuclear-powered rhesus monkey who enjoys others making decisions for you - and you probably stink.

>I wouldn't really call them an effective special forces unit.

That depends on what your definition of "effective" is. I don't see many countries poking the Russian bear with a stick. And you also don't hear of too many Muzzie attacks in the motherland. Even if you removed our rules of engagement, I don't know how many current service members would be willing to kill civilians if necessary.

This.

Without the Navy Marines would be relegated to standing on some beach stateside.

The Marine Raiders are pretty hardcore though.

The army could do it with sheer numbers.
The air force could do it with technology.

Marines are just a bunch of cum guzzling knuckle dragging retards who ride in navy equipment.

SAS
Aus or Brit
>WE READY HOORAH
>wait wtf are they?
*base explodes in background
>THEYRE BACK AT ALPHADRAGON BASE
>MOVE OUT
>HOORAH
>wait wtf where are they
>fading helicopter noises in the distance

Vietnamese Rice Farmers Special Operations Group. Finnish Jägers, Estonian Forest Brothers... And Force 10 Recon.

Name a single battle between Vietnam and US Marines that Vietnam won. I'll wait.

Basically anybody from a competent military.

Americans only think Marines are the toughest shit ever because their army is hilariously low bar. Average Polish infantryman could take apart a marine. Because surprise surprise, Polish army has standards.

kys

The US Army would stomp the Marines, even if the numbers were equal solely because they're trained to essentially the same standard but the army is a more functional bureaucracy with better funding.

Still love you devil dogs though. Oorah!

all of them, my man.

you know we lost, right?

>vietkong
they're NVA fucktard

They are active again.

Okay, Chairforce fag. Id like to see those cucks pick up a rifle and win a land battle.

SAS is a glorified intelligence/Recon group. Anytime they actually engage in a land battle, they lose countless men because they are mainly trained to run around and hide.

Prove me wrong.

nigga what if i join the marines for fraternity

and im not talking about soyternity like what you would find in some faggot IRL hobby club.

it is in men's natures to seek a gang. you cannot deny nature. military lifestyle has not changed much since roman times

Marine infantry, that is. Fuck the poges. Navy's a buncha surrendermonkey fags. Army's fat and lazy. Air Force is cool.

AHHHHH HAHAHA HA

cuck's nature, you mean. real men don't need anyone to coddle their fucking feelings.

Lol funny how Iran hasn't done Jack shit since Trump became president. Ayatollah is a scared little bitch. One U.S. destroyer could wipe out the entire Iranian navy. They littlerally drive armored fishing boats.

>lol

100 Armyfags vs 100 Marines... HA HA HA! Go fuck yourself.

Kill yourself.

The majority of U.S. citizens have Germanic Ancestry. It makes sense.

>not understanding the difference between a political victory and a combat victory

us -amerikanische Soldaten sind Feiglinge und Idioten

U.S Airforce, they shoot marines

Are you retarded?

>conflating military victory with political victory

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Doesn't matter. Any major war will be decided by bombs anyway.

lost

Marine here. The reason Iran is being cool is they know Mattis has a beef with them. We haven't forgotten the Beirut Barracks bombing at all. Mattis is friends with the BLT CO who lost his guys there. I had a platoon sergeant when I first got in who was there. He got a real unfunny look in his eye if someone mentioned Iran. The Marines have been itching to invade Iran since 1984 and they fucking know it.

Poor tard

>> Name a single military branch, of a single nation, that could defeat the United States Marines.

One on one? Strategic nuclear forces. Marines don't have nukes.

Fucking kek
>When you think the drukadurk did a drive-by with missle launchers.
>But muh marines and our ego
>"We are the best military force in the universe" - Some dued too detached from reality.

>Mattis has a beef

Fighting for what?

>Name a single military branch, of a single nation, that could defeat the United States Marines.

The Confederate States Marine Corps

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Drewry's_Bluff

Stop hiding behind that fake flag, you cuck. Show your real flag.

>military branch
The army or airforce?

>I don't see many countries poking the Russian bear

Why would They? Russia has nothing to offer anyone... are you trying to imply they no one messes with them because Russia is 'tough'? Lol. That's a retarded misconception of the world and you need to have atleast a basic grasp of world history to understand how fucking stupid that logic is.

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>Yawn
>I'm posting it again
>Hope you like Yuan

I have a basic enough grasp to know that literally everyone who has ever tried to invade Russia has failed.

>"Ok men your mission is to win the war"

Fug

> hiding behind fake flag

Funny how you faggots hide behind fake flags and talk shit. Pathetic nigger.

t. american education

Not sure if bait or underage. I hate today's society...

What if I just join the military to get fit as fuck and shoot guns and bazookas for 3 years while making some good friends. I mean I'm not joining for "much freedums" so I can go gaurd poppy feilds for the CIA

You’re god damn right. I love eating crayons for breakfast and howling at the moon like normal people do

>be amurican
>GET SHOT

Get raped by a pack of niggers, Hans.

> Canada

You will be used is U.S. /JSOC operations which would involve you going to Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria + several dozen other nations. The chances of you dying though are next to none.

The United States Army would defeat them easily, not even a question.
Artillery nearly destroys every ground force.
The U.S. Army is unmatched in the sheer number of combat effective soldiers.
Tanks.
Air superiority.
Helicopters.
Marines are notoriously underdeveloped outside of ground forces.
They wouldn't last a week.

So stop role playing and go jerk off and sleep.

> Be Russian
> Get Sanctioned

>Be russmutt
>Run into machine guns in straight line until ammo runs out

Taliban, Viet Cong, choose one burger.

Airforce would crush the marines. They have all the chemical and biological as well as nuclear weapons.

I like/respect the marines, but I'm sorry, they just don't have the firepower.

SAS. Even the ones from fucking WWII that started the whole global special forces are more manly.

I love the Marines. My best friend was a Marine(GRHS), but this user is correct. The army smashes them if it came to that.

>BE AMURICAN
>WALK 20 FEET
>DIE OUT OF HEART ATTACK

Neither the Taliban or Vietcong defeated the US Marines in any battle you, spaghetti-nigger.

Unironically JTF2

You are aware that the Marines have aircraft, you fucking moron.

>Be russmutt
>Die waiting in breadline

Man even this faggot on this website
>quora.com/Could-the-US-Marines-beat-the-US-Army-in-a-war-although-it-would-never-happen
Had to give the Marines the Navy for them to even tie.
The asshole then tried to make it seem like The Marine weren't inferior as if adding an entire other U.S. branch wasn't cheating.

Hundreds of thousands of more people.
Thousands more of any and every helicopter.
Entire bases dedicated to just artillery.
Entire bases dedicated to combat soldiers.

Marines have what, like a few bases at most? The rest are shared with Navy.

>Iwo Jima

Yes, but the Airforce has space ships.

They also have more and better aircraft/pilots.

russian spetsnaz

If you kill all the hostages, then terrorists will know in the future that their lives are forfeit regardless of hostages. How's that for effective, bitch?

the taliban

The SAS could fuck your shit up, if it was ONLY SAS vs ONLY marines.

That's right boyssss, No.1

Fighting wars with Vietnam era technology

most kills per capita bar none. but this thread is stupid anyway.

> Nazi flag
> kremlincuck fanboy

The amount of irony is amazing. People like you should be fucking publicly executed for your fucking retardation.

Please tell me what aircraft the SAS have...

Does it have to be a military branch, or will any old tree do?

Taliban control all the ground outside the camps in Afghanistan, Viet Cong not only defeated marines but entire US forces and then kicked them out of the country. Having a stand up one on one battle is gone burger, read a book, study history, stop watching Hollywood films...pew pew pew....and stop being fat.

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