You're at the bar when this guy walks up and slaps your girl's ass. She gets launched through the opposite wall...

You're at the bar when this guy walks up and slaps your girl's ass. She gets launched through the opposite wall, breaking all her bones and dying instantly. What do you do?

Golly gee, I wonder who made this thread?

Thank him turn 360 degree and walk out.

Start wondering how did my waifu manage to die two times.

Apologize

I'm sad that he's not around in Ikebukuro anymore. Fucking Narita.

Impossible. My sexdoll has no bones.

Not my problem

So him that he is my phone wallpaper, beg forgiveness for my girlfriend dying in front of him, and leave as quickly as possible.

Ask if i can hang out with him

whats a girl

Dead girls are fine too.

I prefer them when their bones aren't dust.

>implying cancerboy here could even put a dent in her barrier

Buy a Rei clone with his money

Slap his ass

You aimed at my ass.You have to know a blow like that can make a guy shit himself, right. So that means you were trying to make me shit myself, right. So whatever happens next IS WHAT YOU DESERVE RIGHT!

buy him a drink

B-but what if he is my girl?

Why did you do that?!
I thought we were friends
What did she do to you?

Shizuo-senpai would never attempt trying to fight or hurt girls though. Checkmate motherfucker.