This is what Star Wars has turned into.
This is what Star Wars has turned into
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As long as they keep the degeneracy to the rebels/republic and keep the empire pure then it's all good
White people ruin everything
Protip: there are only 3 Star Wars movies.
Everything else is not Star Wars.
Wendig is the biggest faggot bugman on Earth
>what is the EU
And no, nu-EU doesn't count
star was has always been low tier garbage. good to see you finally waking up after 30+ years?
>be me
>be 9yrs old and find "Star Wars Technical Journal" in supermarket
>get hooked
>live the next decade of my life reading every SW book, playing every game, loving every minute of it
>The FANS were dedicated, societal outcasts and SW brought us together
>prequels, meh but whatever, they're obviously kids movies and I'm older
>Disney takeover
>2 Marvel movies disguised as SW
>crap games, crap books
>CRAP FANS, Harry Potter leftover faggots and grown ass men who "WHOA" at the movie screen for fucks sake
>ready to punch the first person who tells me "This is the SW movie older/cynical fans like you have been waiting for!"
Reddit fags who think that the new movies and canon are good and shit on the EU should burn hell
FPBP, also these are the only two responses that matter.
>reading Star Wars books
This is the real faggotry. Just watch the movies and play (some of) the games and shut up. Nobody cares. Your beloved franchise is getting fucked and nobody cares because they're decent movies that bring in boatloads of dosh.
>sci-fi novel includes sci-fi concept like there being a third way to refer to a third gender
if anything that's accidentally making fun of weirdos who want that irl
The writer is known for being a massive numale soyboy cuck
>it's like trying to picture Jesus kicking lepers in the throat instead of curing them
Is the implication here that we should cure gays instead of beating them? Because if that was an option, I'd entirely agree with him.
Remember when even female characters were good in Star Wars games?
Anyone else read that as "cuck wendig"?
>Go on Pleddit
>Point out that the only fight Luke ever wins on his own, mostly is the fight over the Sarlac and literally every other time he would have died with out his supporting cast
>Point out that Reys supporting cast try to help her, only to be completely outdone in their attempts and are only around so they can die or be put into a coma so she can inherit their ship or the Lightsaber they've been carrying around
>Understand that they're different characters but suggest that Luke's vulnerability will ultimately make him a better liked and longer lasting character
>Get called a woman hater, down voted into the ground
Never should have left Sup Forums.
>hiring a Chiss nigger
>making Chiss nigger a grand admiral
Ruined from the start.
Le May the fourth be with you
Fuck you the prequels were good
Even afrofuturism or feminist sci-fi isn't this retarded though
I'm so sorry
>Zhe knows that sensation. Eleodie belonged to the Empire once. In a way.
>Eleodie looks over at her second: an Omwait
>"The Starfall," he says. "Senatorial Ambassador onboard"
I am more offended by that writing style.
Random commas,random periods, short sentences broken in to multiple parts, and present tense for some reason?
How did this guy get hired?
I remember when I actually gave a fuck about if Star Wars character lived or died.
I got to the ending of Rogue One and the only thing I felt was disgust at CGI Carrie Fisher's corpse face.
Someone read his Tumblr and thought he do a good job.
its like an annoying stutter in written form.
In a way I appreciate liberals cucking everything I liked as a kid, it's given me the push I need to leave childish things behind for good
>(((Harrison Ford))) aka Han Solo
>(((Carrie Fisher))) aka Princess Leia
>(((Gary Kurtz))) aka producer of a New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back
>(((Irvin Kershner))) aka the director of The Empire Strikes Back
>(((Lawrence Kasdan))) aka writer of The Empire Strikes Back and co-writer of Return of the Jedi
Rebel scum.
All nu-SW is non cannon. The original extended university is cannon.
>OY VEYYY THIS WILL NEVER SLIPPERY SLOPE INTO THE MAINSTREAM TRUST ME GOYY LET THE DEGENERACY SPREAD
this
Star Trek TNG did the same thing 20 years. Back then it was ridiculous, forced and disruptive. It’s only grown more disruptive.
If only that were true.
The prequels are garbage because Lucas literally had no idea what was going on in his own movies and why they made no god damn sense.
The Disney is just raping and exploiting a dolled up corpse, giving all the idiots just enough fan service to keep them paying.
The mid 90's was the best time for Star Wars, great novels and amazing video games. Something we can never go back to.
>Kreia is more interesting than any character in nu-wars
>they still say we’re all sexists for disliking the new crap
>(((Harrison Ford)))
>(((Carrie Fisher)))
I thought you were misusing the echoes until I looked these actors up. Holy shit.
Good riddance, it was shit anyway besides the original trilogy, first 2 Battlefront games on Xbox-PS2-PC, Republic Commando and KOTOR
Don't you say anything non-good about X-wing, Tie Fighter, Rogue Squadron, Dark Forces and Jedi Knight-series.
ROGUE SQUADRON. And NOT that BullShit N64 game, I'm talking the novels and the original run comics. HOLY SHIT those thing were my jam. And talk about strong female characters!
I even emailed Michael Stackpol a couple times and he always responded. Got a fan letter published in one of the comics. A golden age.
>Rogue Squadron
>X-Wing
see
Bitch, the Chiss were the Blue Master Race. Thrawn was a literal Ubermensch trying to bring back the glorious Empire/Reich.
thas rite wite boi
Jedi Knight was a masterpiece
Why can't they make a game with the same or better fluidity in melee/ranged combat?
The Old Republic could've been so much yet it just had to be another point and click wow rip off
>we are not the rebels
But we are, the rebels were the people that fought for freedom against the same think empire that wanted larger government and less freedom of thought
The right wing is as counter culture as it gets
Even the normies aren't buying the "LE MARY SUE PEW PEW PILOT" meme or the expensive crap
Fucking Battlefront 2 costs 2k that's right 2000 thousand US dollars to unlock everything.
That's effectively the most pricey game ever that's worth shit
Stackpole was a fucking god.
I found 'Thrawn' enjoyable.
In my mind I have taken same way of thinking. Star Wars is dead, all hail Star Wars. Let the nu-disney-wars burn in hell and their cuck fans choke dicks in their mouth.
>No Jedi Knight/Dark Forces
>No X-wing/TIE fighter
>No Rogue Squadron
The games were vastly superior to the films, though.
Maybe the death star wasn't so bad after all
Mara Jade is the character Disney wishes they could have come up with.
Fuck, even Isard would be better.
First post, Jew post. Why do you demons destroy everything?
You can fuck off, Thrawn was the best thing to happen to the post-palpatinian empire
This.
Fuck Disney for trashing the Imperial Remnant for their gay First Order.
Palpatine was a nigger level retard. "Hurr durr my det stur blowd up better buld annoder one"
Isard is my waifu
I can't be the only one who noticed his name is one letter off 'cuck' right?
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Anagrams for Chuck Wendig:
>Dick Chug Win
>Chucking Dew
>Check Dun Wig
>Dick Chew Gun
>Cud Chew King
When I played Star Wars Galaxies, these people populated the Rebel side constantly. I chose the Empire and we wiped them in PVP every day until they got tired of getting stomped and logged off.
SWTOR was exactly the same.
Don't know who Cuck Wendig is and I don't care. Star Wars is shit now, let it die.
And that wide nostriled simian ape creature now wielding a lightsaber, Samuel L Jackson was cringe too. Niggers have ruined starswars, starting with jarbanks niggers lips.
You mean 1,2,3 right? The OT is fucking garbage that was only ever good because it's technology was excellent for the 1980s. Other than nostalgia, the film's are cheap, cheesy, and way too fast paced. The prequels may have horrible writing but the settings, the lore, the cities, and the overall feel of the trilogy is nothing short of fictional genius. You can see and feel a totally unique world Lucas created. Again his writing may have sucked, but because he alone was in charge, they were visually beautiful. Phantom Menace, even with its goofiness and retarded stuff in the desert, is still superior to Return of the Jew which featured filler and fat bear natives.
Growing up on the prequels gave kids the greatest imagination ever. The OT is fucking trash
Also it redpilled me on the danger of government centralization and the uselessness of a democratic government when the state is too big.
The Confederates did nothing wrong, btw. They were even more moral in using droids as their canon-fodder instead of living, thinking clones.
Why does it sound like a financial advice book for a Star Wars economy?
he got one thing right, gays are like lepers
>This is what Star Wars has turned into.
Star Wars hasn't been worth a shit since Return of the Jedi, my niggas. Who gives a fuck if its ran by cucks and faggots now?
Autism funny
It's time for war.
>Growing up on the prequels gave kids the greatest imagination ever. The OT is fucking trash
Hello, Sup Forums contrarian
we need Genndy back on the scene
nothing will ever rival The Clone Wars
More like Cuck Wendigh
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>Using Zhe as a pronoun unironically
>mfw
We must Make Star Wars Great Again
Sci-Fi is the grounds of real scientific development as people try to create what they've seen in movies they love. If you want personal interstellar vehicles that take off from a pad on your roof, we must retake Star Wars.
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You should be killed. You are a waste of resources. If there was a just god your parents would be executed for not heaving you off a cliff when you were born. For fucks sake, a meme flag?
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This is a lie. I have about 3 days of playtime and I'm only missing the top tier star cards that I don't care about
and this is why most of us sane people call the EU canon, also Kyle Katarn is the best Star Wars Character
Literally better than all of the main franchise movies. Someone post the gif of Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and /x/ fighting off reddit.
>Protip: there are only 3 Star Wars movies.
>Everything else is not Star Wars.
Indeed and I would add these should only be watched in their original theatrical forms. All that special edition cgi added crap should be thrown in the garbage. Look for the Despecialized Editions in the usual places.
When you want plastic surgery, but you're a cheap fucking jew.
Well we're definitely not The Resistance ™ even though we're the resistance force. The Resistance ™ is a paramilitary wing of the shitty, racially/culturally diverse, bureaucratic hellhole New Republic.
(((They))) made the First Order (who actually ARE a resistance force, their great sin as one is actually being good at seizing power) to represent us. So fuck it, I'll own our depictions in media.
BOGGED
I read most of the EU and you guys are romanticize get them.
The xwing novels were ok. The Thrawn series was ok. Shadow was ok.
The rest if it was terrible. At the time we were all starved for content.
>152747473
The han solo trilogy is old and pretty fun
the bounty hunter wars and tales from jabbas palace are also pretty ok
>foreword: 2 paragraphs by the author on how ca. 75% of the prospective readers are evil and how he hates them
Also
>introducing contemporary (percieved) (((social issues))) into a saga which is supposed to be timeless
Not the best marketing 2bh f@m. Chances are this repulsive piece of "literature" will never leave the shelves.
Who is that and why should I care about his star wars fanfic?
EU was unironically good sci-fi, and the Thrawn trilogy blows all the new shit out of the fucking water.
They killed the EU for it, so I'm refusing to buy any of the nu-Star Wars out of principle.
Jews had huge role in making ESB awesome
WTF, I love jews now.
They didn't kill anything. (((Disney))) only declared it non-canon so they can force their own SJW bullshit down fans' throats.
It's a fantasy world, user. Some people share the manifestations of their perception of it in the form of films and books, but it's entirely up to your imagination which ones you choose to accept or refuse of these, based on your own concept of said world.
They killed it in the middle of a story arc. Literally, three planned books left, and they just canned it without finishing it. I will never not be mad. This is my Mass Effect 3.
That's because Michael Stackpole and Timothy Zhan are great.
I have to remind myself sometimes that people like that actually exist. They actually believe that there will be no breaks on the train of sexual degeneracy, and that 30 years from now the entire planet will be a borderless, tolerant faggot paradise. They don't actually consider any effective resistance to this objective, they just march on proudly. They can't envision it stopping because they believe they are on the "right side of history". It's almost admirable to be this delusional and perverted.
Makes you wonder why they didn't hire them to be script writers.
It's so cringey when effeminate faggots try to push their degenerate weakness with bullying language. It never works. It's like a SJW using the word snowflake.
Chiss are white except their skin is blue
I'm just glad the GOAT Jedi was shelved before he could be infected by the Disney plague