Real talk

Real talk.

How can blondes even hope to compete with 12/10 black haired girls?

By being alive.

They really can't. Blondes are just inherently less desirable.

Nope.

Without even trying

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>real talk
fuck off

>fuck off
fuck off

Then why do we have 300+ threads about blondes and all the threads about black haired girls die within 50 posts at best?

Just be happy that there are people who enjoy such women.

S O F T
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The softest

Far from being the prettiest, though.

They are softer.

Are you nuts?

teichi-kun~

faggot

How do you surpass this much softness?

You are blinded by your faggotry.

But Enigma is the softest

Easy

Disgusting

You are blinded by old memes. For the record real softness requires a decent amount of elasticity.

>elasticity
Which Mai doesn't have. Look at her breasts, they give the vibes of being hard as rock.

This girl on the other hand has perfectly soft breasts.

That's because she is young. They are actually pretty soft and bouncy.

Just in scenes for the fanservice, it wasn't added in her actual design. Why am I wasting my time with a waifu shitter?

>real talk
But she's not real.

How is she not real when my eyes see her?

Sorry, but if a character actually gives the appearance of having soft breasts while wearing a bra, then that means their breasts are downright saggy.

More like
R U B B E R Y
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You've never seen breasts in your life.

I really dont get the appeal of blondes in both 2D and 3D. Blonde girls look samey as fuck when put next to another blonde girl and tend to come with generic personality traits. Is it some sort of forced meme from Sup Forums?

This is the talk of habitual losers. Only brown is lower tier than black.

It means you have inferior genes and are low born.

>inferior genes
I bet you prefer brown eyes too.

Only someone with inferior genes would like brown eyes though.

2D is not like 3D

What kind of shitty argument is that? Only good 2D breasts sag, the rest are hard as rock like Mai

Blonde > Black > Brown > Red > Blue > White > Green > Purple > Pink

>piss yellow
At least post a proper shade of blonde.

You'd have a point if she wasn't wearing a bikini during that scene. In the first episode she was holding up her chest because she snapped her bra.

What? Breasts don't look rock hard in bikinis unless they are of poor quality.

Blonde hair is pretty much a dealbreaker for me.

Depends on how tight the bikini is puling. The whole purpose of a bra and bikini top is to cover and hold up the breasts and make them look perky.

Nothing beats a girl with black hair or darker color hair in my eyes

That would happen to tightly packed breasts, they wouldn't look completely round. Fuck off already.

What the fuck is wrong with your pee?

>they wouldn't look completely round

Like pic related? You're stupid, since you're desperately nitpicking just to win an argument.

I'm not a waifufag, I don't give a shit about Yuuko, you fucking fag. Yuuko still has a lot more softness added to her regular design than Mai.

& WET

>"breasts" experts
Everytime. It's like /ic/ vaginas experts.

>vaginas experts.
Eww, but they are gross.

Patrician Tier:
>black hair
>hime cut
>mysterious yet teasing
>snow-white skin

My nigga.

Black hair+Stockings+Purple Eyes+Nee-san = Perfection

>everything is a Sup Forums meme
I'll be honest, as in 100% serious. You should honestly really go see a doctor because of your inferiority and paranoia complex, it can't possibly be healthy.