Your literal perfect woman is right in front of you

>your literal perfect woman is right in front of you
>she will never be real
How do you cope, lads? I'm at the end of my rope.

She is perfect because she isnt real.

she's balding

...

She's killed at least 600 people.

Right, perfect.

so? most people are pricks

When did we get this picture?

twitter a couple of days ago

Your perfect woman eats people.

>Kiss-shot with small tits
Literally trash

>gif

literally trash

Fuck you nigger, I had to google it

>ywn have a waifu
>ywn have a daughteru
I'M GONNA DO IT
Soon. I'll finish my education, first.

I don't

So are you

>be a super powerful immortal vampire
>can literally have any man or woman you want
>fall in love with an "average japanese highschool boy"
>turn him into a vampire
>hide in his shadow as a loli that most people cant even see
>have to watch him get a girlfriend and build a harem of girls
>have to watch him fuck his girlfriend all the other girls
>sometimes he fucks you too but obviously prefers big boobs
>you have no boobs, cant even give him a paizuri
>cant compete with any of the other girls in your loli form

Literally suffering. Should have just stayed as an adult and made him part of her harem.

>Should have just stayed as an adult
You can blame Oshino Meme and Arargi for that.
That's why she was trying to kill herself to begin with.

Bullshit.

she didn't want to die

Are you all secondaries?
>You can blame Oshino Meme and Arargi for that.
That's why she was trying to kill herself to begin with.
What is this bulllshit.

She didn't want to die and was scared as fuck about that possibility.

>call yourself a primary
>cant imagine how painful it would be to live as a loli watching your lover fuck other girls for the rest of his life

No she did want to die, but when it actually would happen she got scared.

Finding a readon to die, she planned her death by Araragi's hands. She still wanted to die, but she wanted to die for his sake. When Araragi vowd that his life was linked to hers, she could not go kill herself anymore, cause her death would mean Araragi's death. Eventually she found joy and happiness living with the man she loves. She is content just being with him at the moment. That doesn't mean that at some point she wouldn't want more. She has displayed clear jealousy/anger when he crosses a surten line. When Araragi and Shinobu made up, Crab was already gis girlfriend and a part of Araragi's happiness. If you factor in that she cares more about his happiness then she does her own with Araragi's want to be human, It's why she tolerates Crab. Crab and Bat don't like each other.
>cant imagine how painful it would be to live as a loli watching your lover fuck other girls for the rest of his life
I am not even going to try and explain why all you say is bullshit.

>implying araragi isn't fucking his harem
>implying shinobu doesn't have to watch
>implying shinobu has no feeling for araragi

try harder

faggot

:(