Reminder: if you’re American and didn’t spend your Sunday morning having brunch in your small idyllic american town...

Reminder: if you’re American and didn’t spend your Sunday morning having brunch in your small idyllic american town that is still in touch with its European roots, enjoying the cold weather, you’re doing it wrong.

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I had a lovely meal.

>Sunday
>not going to Church

Degenerate

It was a crisp midwestern morning today. Still, unseasonably warm.

Did you not see the word “brunch”?
I’d go to the diner later today but it’s closed on Sundays. Not unusual.

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Main goal of this thread: to remind people that this America still exists, and to encourage other Americans to being their families and business to these areas to keep them vibrant and healthy.

Looks like an impoverished shithole. How bad is the opioid epidemic there?

>Looks like an impoverished shithole. How bad is the opioid epidemic there?
HA stay mad, friend.

This is literally the We Was Kangs for amerimutts.

>not being at church all morning

I like it user, just moved to small-town america myself

Of all the countries to question the past present and future superiority of America, we get fucking Mexico hahaha that’s rich.

What's 'up dog' ?

Why would Americans want to make claims to European heritage when America is already far ahead?
Americans are drawing penises on mars while euros are creating new official genders.

>His town isn't even 300 years old with rich history and traditions.

Step up mutt.

but we are actual descendants of a lot of kings from europe

oh boy.. my town is over 2000 years old...

>but we are actual descendants of a lot of kings from europe

Literally We Waz Kangz.

Mutts are magical creatures.

And he is a literal mutt rape descendent from Spanish conquistadors and indigenous Mexicans

Not amerimutt Hans

>Ahem
I said, what is 'up dog' ?

we wuz kings and shit..

this dude came to the Isle of man, because he claimed to be their king.. (based on some vague historic documents)

people were laughing at the silly Murican:

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Nuthin you?

wtf.. that is my actual name.

lmao..
im aktually descended from vikangz and an ancient esoteric line of scythian kangz

>that is still in touch with its European roots
please don't pretend you're 1/64th Irish, German, or whatever the fuck; mutt

2 things 1) hes lucky the queen didnt have him torpedo'ed. no one takes our islands.
2) never trust a woman wit short hair. if you cant trust the woman with short hair, you certainly dont trust her fucking husband,