12? That seems a bit excessive

12? That seems a bit excessive.

well he is officially one of us

>Diet


IMPEACH

Virgin city soyboys voted for Hillary, rural and suburban Chads voted for Trump

>2 SCOOPS
>2 BIG MACS
>2 FILET O FISH
>2 6 PACKS OF DIET COKE
>2 TERMS!

I drink 8 a day but I could easily do 12.

>watches 8 hours of TV a day working the busiest job in the world

seems legit

I drank avg 2liter diet a day for prob 20 years. I think the aspartame creates strength somehow. always been very strong like pickup back of fullsize truck and walk it bet money strong.

2 SCOOPS
2 BIG MACS
2 FILET O FISH
2 6 PACKS OF DIET COKE
2 SLICES OF CHERRY PIE
2 GENDERS
2 RAINBOWS
2 HUGE MAGNIFICIENT BALLS
2 TERMS!

The mythology that he's at all an alpha is interesting because it's just not even close, he embodies so much that is the exact opposite.

Extremely chincy, germaphobe, insane hairstyle to pretend he's not balding, rich on basically unearned inherited money, has to eat fast food every day because he has the pallet of an 11 year old, spends most of his day watching coverage of himself because of his extremely sensitive self image, has a wife who definitely never fucks him.

But no he's totally a chad

If it takes 12 diet cokes to fuel the engine of liberty, so be it.

Trump sounds like me.

Real high energy tonight Jeb keep it up.

Check the source. Fake news.

Literally the leader of the biggest strongest pack in the world = Alpha.

My sides

So every president has been alpha? Lmao

>im fat

Jeb!s probably asexual desu

Specially Nixon.

OMG IS THIS THE END OF DONALD DRUMPF? XD

Trump proves le aspartame is bad meme wrong

Godammnit! Now I want one with some lemon slice in it.
Bye faggots.

If you don't drink and you don't smoke and you drink diet coke which is literally the least bad soda product on the market, you are doing just fine. 71 years old is longer than half of the soy boys faggots are going to ever make it to.

Yes. That's how alpha works.
It's not about winning bar fights and pushups.
Its the leader of the pack.

> Reportedly
> Reportedly
> Reportedly

>all that aspartame

seriously unhealthy

2 L here as well.

Awww someone's on the bus to Grumpyville. If you shout loudly enough Mommy might make you some chicken tendies

Nixon basically was an alpha just amoral as hell

As if you'd go a single night with out ravaging that.

There was another article saying that Trump only eats from unopened containers. Between those two articles I'd say it's a fair bet that he's trying to avoid being poisoned.

Uh ok bud. If that's the paragon off masculinity you want to look up to by all means do it, your role models are Cool

If they base it on 8oz as a serving and he drinks a 32oz per meal then yeah who cares

He probably only has two sips.
Also, I waste half of mine because they get warm.

12 DIET COKES!!!

I mean

How the hell would they know this?

Lmao

>he doesnt enjoy a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

I've fucked some dogs back in college, but she is by far worse than all of them. The fuck was he thinking

>Did more than any other president in a single year
>Still has that much time for TV

So just how lazy were all the others, then?

Paragon of masculinity?
Read a book and start with the dictionary.

GUYS TRUMP MASTURBATES 300 TIMES A DAY ITS REPORTED FIR REAL GUY FOR SERIOUS OMG WHAT. TRUMP ALSO FARTS INTO A CUP AND THEN SMELLS IT SOMETIMES AND THEN IT BECOMES A HYPER HALLUCINOGEN THAT HE USED TO MIND CONTROL LIBERALS> HE USES THE FARTS GAS AS A MIND CONTROL DEVICE PLA

Amen to that brother

How big are the cokes?

>McYard Bird
>better than the Fillet-o-fish

Please be joking

Maybe so much is getting done because he isn't doing much. Maybe less government really is the answer.

I take more caffeine than that.

It's just in the form of espresso because I'm not white trash.

>tfw I take 5 scoops of pre-workout instead of coffee in the a.m

Think about his followers for a second and then you'll see why they idolise him.

Slide thread.

I'm President Trump and for me its the Fish Delight, the best fast food sandwich. I enjoy mine with a six pack of diet coke. and two cones of ice cream.

Sources familiar with the thinking.

12 CUPS!!!!!!?????

>Slate
>(((anonymous sources report)))
>People familiar with thinking
Who needs that many sodas? Ban high capacity assault sodas.

Kek
Oh Jeb! Even if you're your mother's least favourite child, at least your dad didn't leave your mother like what happened to Obama

GONNA GIT U BLUMPHIES!!!

CNN here. I heard you also breath air? Is that true?

>already writing headline "Trump breathes twice the amount of oxygen than other humans. Typical entitled white male"

Counting all the money from the various (((corporations))) and meeting up with the various masters the other presidents had is probably very time consuming.

This. Alpha is a state of mind. People confuse Apex Alpha Predators (meathead jocks, dicks who road rage) with Alpha as Fuck types. There is a yuge difference. You can be fat and be Alpha, you can be poor and be Alpha.

And 2 Walls, one for mexishits and 1 for Canucks.

You are fake news. Excuse me excuse me do you know what air is? No you don't No you don't. what a sleaze you are a sleaze.

>big dummy drumpf watches 8 hours of television per day says anonymous source

never realized that melania was at that dinner but bill was nowhere to be seen

IMPEACH!!!!

obese retards and toothless emaciated mouhtbreathers voted trump

You know how you always hear stories about the extravagant vices of dictators? Like how Qadaffi supposedly would get hopped up on meth for his 30 hour sex binges or whatever?

I love how the terrible excesses of President Literally Hitler of Amerikka are shit like "eats more ice cream than me" and "drinks a lot of diet soda"

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!


IMPEACH!

You're right, IMPEEEEACH DRUMPF

It does seem excessive if true. All of that aspartame is not good. Television is also mind filth as well.

>"Drumpf attacks innocent journalist with sexist remarks - typical"

take off your meme flag Canada

>Think about his followers for a second and then you'll see why they idolise him.

kek

>Strongest pack
I don't remember anyone calling packs full of fat, stupid wolves the strongest.

Not for your mother when it comes to cocks at one time

Checked

You are already checked

That's the October 2016 Al Smith Dinner, before he took office. 8 hours of TV? I'm pretty sure he doesn't have that kind of time anymore.

Y-You too user

Holy fuck kek is in this thread

And the fact that he does not give a fuck yet still does these things makes him Chad. It is not what Chad does. It is what Chad does not. And that is give a fuck.

KRUKNUK DRAMPFY BARBAPAPA

...

i lost my shit at 2 terms, nicely done

AND U WONDER IF THIS IS REAL HAAAAAAAAAAAA

ever being so butthurt about a millionaire being so much more powerful than you that you had to point out that he ate fast food to make your critic valid