Dark Sou-err I mean Goblin Slayer

Post a more badass character design
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>bad·ass (băd′ăs′) Vulgar Slang
>n.
>A mean-tempered or belligerent person.
>adj.
>Mean; belligerent.
Is OP a goblin?

Remember not to reply to Sup Forums.
If he did get a reply, it's just him samefagging.

Reminder that the scroll will always be an asspull.

Them hips though.

Wasp waist is a natural part of plate armor. His one is a bit too low though, as is common in fictional armor.

Reminder that you are a waste of the six seconds it took to make you.

How do we know you're not one

Reminder ara ara wizard is gold digger.
>Request a large sum of money from autistic fellow silver ranked adventurer with no understanding of money value
>In party with mama's boy rich adventurer with full plate armor and golden spear
>Eliminate future competition

That thigh armor is doing wonders for his figure.

>Is that Hav-no its a manga dude.

THICC
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I can only imagine doujins where she asks goblin slayer to pay with his body in order to link the scroll.

Mindbroken and obsessed with revenge Priestess when?

>fucking the wizard
>must think of the goblins, must think of the goblins, I'm doing this shit so I can murder more goblins
>as he cums,he shouts GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS

I want to say GS would comply without second thought because his insanity...but the circumstances that broke him in first place would logically give him PTSD to sex.

>insanity
He's just socially awkward.

No, he is insane, if it weren't for gobs to focus all that madness to, he would be dangerous for society.

He really just doesn't care
He's able to interact with the others fine and has some pretty good leadership, he just has pure hatred against goblins, say its for revenge but its revenge literally against an entire race

>He's able to interact with the others fine
Uh, nope, at least not before Priestess started to lecture him in social stuff, remember how he almost made her cry when he told her to stay behind because his complete lack of tact?

Lack of ability does not imply insanity.

Lack of care is not mutually exclusive with insanity.

But frankly, he seems to be able to live his life just fine, if a bit oddly. The discussion is moot.

user, he is focusing his insanity to gobs, that is why he still can fuction somehow in society, let's assume he can't find gobs, part of his mind would be happy but the other one wouldn't be able to accept it and drive him to do more dangerous things.

>he is focusing his insanity to gobs, that is why he still can fuction somehow in society,
Sure. But the question of mental health is always a question of context.
If your environment supports your personality and its quirks, you are fine.
If your environment changes and you get into trouble, you are no longer fine.

He'd prorably open up an ice cream shop.

And the only available flavor would be goblin.

Well, at that time he already has loads of characters fixing his mind.

He's beginning to change, as little as it may be. Becoming an adventurer has perked his interest a little.

I just want to see girls raping gs with helmets on.

Then the author makes a gob kill rape/kill/both someone he cares driving him to true Doomguy's levels of rage.

But wouldn't be Cowgirl, her rapeflag was already used, i was thinking in a new character he befriends after he calmed down, maybe a loli...

Why is she called Cowgirl?

Reminder that Goblin Slayer is the motherfucking DOOMSLAYER if the demons were gobs.

CHOOSE

Because of her milk factories.

So i wanted to ask...

Guess

What the hell happened here?

Communication.
Between two rational people.

It will always be elf.

It's just GS being his usual autistic self

I don't see what your problem is

The only one with a respectable chest.

He wanted her to take a rest, but he lacks the tact to communicate it so he just say it bluntly, making it sounds like he wants her away.

goddamn I want to give Autism Slayer a hug

What chest?

Exactly.

The ravage of time spare none.

konosuba?

'ello stranger. What are ya buyin' ?

Pleb taste OP, this is quality character design

So what does Goblin Slayer do when there are no more goblins to slay?

Make ice cream, SERIOUSLY.

why is his blade curved the wrong way

...

He begins his quest to invade the moon, where the gobbos come from

that is actually really gay looking
the guy's not even wearing armor and his fuckhuge cape would get in the way like all the time
also those faggot plumes in the helmet

best grl

Asians sometimes overlook the part where Europeans wore their sabers with the edge down. But they generally do notice that the hand-guard was kept down.
You can see this mistake pop up from time to time.

Because she's a farmer and takes care of the cows?

>Gay looking

You keep using that word, it doesn't mean what you think it means

it's shit, lad

Teleport scrolls linked to the bottom of the ocean or to an active volcano.
Also if you know of any ritual to destroy moons I'm interested.

Sure dude ho about you learn what words actually mean before you spout crap you don't understand.

He looks way too thin user, makes him look like some skinny beta cosplaying

What did he mean by this?

8ft 5 giant
>beta

I'm almost certain your decribing yourself their

are you being serious
I'm using a derogatory term to belittle your taste
I know gay = homosexual
are you sure you're not retarded?

Roast him with lies before delivering the killing hit?

Got some...lolis?

Says the moron, words have meaning. You can call a dog a cat all you want doesn't stop you from being a autust moron.

I said "looks"

>tmw not even that tall
>I cry

A wise choice, mate.
Not only will you need cash, but you'll need GUTS to buy that

it's just a low-level insult lad don't take it too seriously
but no, seriously, that design honestly looks really lame

Why this self-incert LN haremtrash so popular in Sup Forums?

>that voice
>his coat
>gives you guns
why is merchant so best

user, are you baiting? we are in a place where anons use "autism" as a basic insult for EVERYTHING.

On a scale of one to ten, how mad was he?

>Gives you guns
>but no ammo
>even when he has shitloads of it

>needing ammo
>when you can suplex everything under the sun
you're playing it wrong

Well then, do you take credit cards?

So mad that his face changes completely, according to the LNfags, this is on purpose.

Also I got him, now what

no...
No...
NO...
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT, JAPAN!?

I want goblin slayer figure

Is just judge dreed again, the reader never sees his complete face.

So by everyone's reaction i guess he's actually really handsome or something.

the hell is your problem?

elfs can like humies too you huge racist

Oh shit boy this fresh?
Also was expecting him to look slighty a bit older
He better keep on wearing that badass fucking helmet
>arm broken
>seasoned veteran adventurer
>barely gets his armor dirty every dungeon run/goblin holocaust
Was it someone else's faullt?

Elf is specially surprise because she talked shit about him (HEW MAY BE A GOB UNDER THAT HELMET!) when she was drunk.

Most of Sup Forums fall somewhere on the autism spectrum.
Which is not bad to honest, it did help to survive in the old days, not anymore though.
Also the no face help with the ease of insertion compared to other fantasy stories.

aggravated out of ten

Why the fuck does he have a [Generic Manga Face #32548] instead of something more fitting his character?
I expected at least a beard and some scars or something like that.

LNfags say he has the body full of scars, his face is pristine clean because he always wears the helmet.
And be real, chapter 3 shows he is almost the same age than CG, he must be just on his 20s.

I assumed he just didnt think shed be up for a more dangerous goblin slaying mission.

user, he is just 20 something and the scars are on his body.

His head is not part of his body?

>and the scars are on his body.

Not the worst ones user

Not the worst ones

Like Geralt from the Witcher or something?

>always uses a helmet.

sorry, i mean the scars are on his boy, mind and heart, but not on the face.

right here

Yeah, or big boss or some shit like that.