Sup Forums I have RECENT leaks that contain information about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8: JoJolion, but BE AWARE that once you click the spoiler, there will be heavy details about an upcoming fight, and there is no going back once you witness it.
Tsurugi's gonna be the one who's fusing when Jobin somehow asspulls his way to the fruit, isn't he? That tidbit in the last thread got me scared for the little guy.
Gappy makes me happy
Narancia is amazing.
Yukako is cute
I feel like part 5 would be improved a lot if Giorno was like 5 years older.
Not as cute as Narancia.
It was printed in Shounen Jump, I dunno what you expect
Part 5 reads a lot better if you assume most of the characters being like 4 - 7 years older than their given ages.
>Abbacchio and Buccellati now have more time and more reason for being world-weary and jaded
>Giorno isn't 9 anymore and his victories and insight and rise to power don't feel as forced
>Giorno is 20
>shoves his hand down Mista's pants
>things are 200% weirder
>Deeper voiced DOnutman tells Color clashing GUnman that his resolve paints a bright future
>Abbachio is now seen as a little bitch crying to some guy who is a year younger than him
>ywn find a sleeping Rock Human in pose 5 and humiliate them by taking selfies of yourself in compromising positions with them
>Giorno isn't 9 anymore and his victories and insight and rise to power don't feel as forced
ok so
I should add
>lol giorno is 2young
to my list of stupid reasons people dislike part 5?
>Jobin fuses Tsurugi with The Holy Corpse
>Shenanigans ensue as the Rock Disease hiding from within Tsurugi instantly disperses worldwide
>Anything living is effected and becomes helpless and Johnny-fied as they slowly die and wither
>This was Jobin's true plan: to eradicate the world for the unjust punishment his family has suffered for generations
>Yashuo gets hit
>Fruit Dad gets hit
>Daiya gets hit
>Hato gets hit
>Mitsuba gets hit
>Joshu just kinda does his own thing he's not even there lol
>Gappy must fight to stop the Rockpocalypse before it gets even worse
I'd read it.
I want to see Damo in pose 5.
This exists, give me a second
>Giornofags having skins of gossamer and being deeply and personally hurt by joke-comments about his tender age
No-one said anything about part 5 being bad. Shhh. It's okay.
>Abbachio is now seen as a little bitch crying to some guy who is a year younger than him
The fuck? Feeling guilt and mourning the death of a comrade who you unwittingly got killed doesn't make you a little bitch, trying to act as though you don't care does.
>>This was Jobin's true plan: to eradicate the world for the unjust punishment his family has suffered for generations
Sounds fucking generic and dumb as shit desu
Shut the fuck up
Joseph is my favorite Jojo, though, faggot.
I'm just saying you retarded nerds eat up the Game of Thrones shit, and half the cast is like 10
You seem quickly offended
Why I am simply a prophet and messenger of truth.
Shhh, shh shh. It's okay. I didn't even call Giorno your favorite, see? And I don't watch, read or care about Game Of Thrones either, so I'm not really sure why you brought it up on a board for Japanese comics and animations.
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>implying that isn't most of jojo villains
>muh life was shit
>muh life for sun
>muh quiet life
>muh life unknown
>muh dio's dick
>muh country
>muh family curse
Makes sense, the theme of JoJolion is 'Family', after all.
the theme of Jojolion is happiness you dip.
>muh gappy cant be happy
People have different tastes desu
>when some autistic faggot starts using your meme against you
lol
I'm flattered though
Dio wanted power and money. Kars wanted genetic perfection and the sun. DIO wanted even more power. Kira wanted his life to stay the same. Diavolo wanted his life to stay the same. Pucci wanted Heaven, and this was NOT about DIO either. NONE of these characters wanted to exterminate everyone, and virtually all of them have suffered far crappier lives than Jobin ever did. Jobin having dreams of killing everyone is ridiculous and makes no sense.
you DO know that you're by far the most autistic person in these threads, right? i'd take 100 naranciafags over your delusion
>your meme
The fuck?
>100 naranciafags over your delusion
>over 1 autist who you can just ignore
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I thought we were talking about motivations for doing things my dude, not bloodlust.
That's kinda Gappy's thing
>none of these characters wanted to exterminate everyone
Well Dio kind of did in Part 1 but that was just him in his edgy teen phase
>Bloodlust is Gappy's thing
>44
AYAYAYAYA
Getting mad faggot? :^)
calm down, you're user at least.
There was a solid month where all I did was shush retards in these threads
he's probably a butthurt retard I shushed-up
I'm pretty sure he's just a bored guy who's jumping into different conversations to try and drag them down, look at the last thread. The best response is probably to just ignore obvious strawman posts, which goes for everyone.
Shh
There is only one of me fucker.
I defeated the rest of the lesser fakenaranciafags.
shhhhh
He committed mass-murder, but he didn't seem to be trying to wipe humanity out. Dude was just messing around for fun while forming an army.
SOFT & CRAZY
Guys I just spent 2 hours making this meme please tell me if it's good
It was from the start.
The numbe~~~~rs!
Meme is alright
and with the recent "relative happiness" thing from Jobin, I'd say that proves it.
Gappy posters knew it after al~~~~~~l!
4/10
I prefer the Joshu memes where he spouts theoretical physics and philosophical bullshit
>The motive for Jobin right now to stop Gappy is literally "Gappy can't be Happy"
>Jobin vs Gappy Posters
>In the end it's Joshu when he redeems himself and he realizes nobody said Joshu Higashikata was a nice guy.
Look, nobody ever said Higashikata Joshuu was a Ni~~~~ce Gu~~~~~y...
this meme really doesn't function at all
Do you think if the Higashikatas didn't have a "King" theme in their Stands, Jobin's Stand would be called The Beatles?
how long until we find out seakira was an evil murderer
penultimate reveal
Yeah, I'm surprised people are only catching on now. Daiya's line about happiness being to share memories with a loved one and Karera's one about living in the present instead of the past especially always stood out to me. These two are also obvious foreshadowing of where Josuke's character arc will be headed.
You're a fucking autistic retard
Kira killed women for their hands
SeaKira is in love with his own hand.
SeaKira no longer has to date.
>YFW someone fucks up and nobody enters a state of 'True Happiness'.
>stripe S&W looks fly as fuck, and is objectively the best alt color of any stand ever
>tempted to paint my SAS of Soft and Wet with stripes
>dont want to ruin my figure.
we are we getting the variant figure?
>SeaKira is in love with his own hand
How far to the next level does SeaKira take masturbating?
He works with anything.
In due time
he was gonna try some new thing until he got ROCKED
Killer Queen and Soft & Wet look good with just about any color scheme you can think of.
I've yet to see a purple scheme, though, that's my favorite color and why Nut King Call is my fav
>Kira developed Killer Queen to aid him with removing evidence of his 'love life'
>SeaKira also has Killer Queen with similar abilities, despite being a chronic masturbator with no use for high yield explosives
apparently next level fapping requires high yield explosives. How would you jerk off with TNT?
I think Soft and Wet only really looks good with comparatively soft coloring (pardon the pun)
The shiny gold and hot pink in asb kinda looked like shit. passable shit, but shit.
TNT would be hard, but with plastic explosives you can mold an onahole out of it, and once you're done you can detonate the explosive to get rid of the cum. No cleanup necessary.
I swear if we derail this like we did Fem Kira with a fart fetish I'll lose it
>He uses a bunch of small Sheer Heart Attacks to enter his dickhole and make small explosions that stimulate him into orgasms
use the explosives to give extra power to each stroke. Little mini explosions on either side of your hand, constantly going off to give yourself that extra edge.
Maybe using your cumshot to blow stuff up. probably had a web cam show where he blows up clay pigeons with his shot gun blast spooge.
That sounds pretty useful actually
>he turns his cumshots into sticky explosive bubbles that are essentially sticky grenades
>Sea Kira casually strokes his dicks at enemy Stands and unleashes a bubble launcher of explosive testosterone
>"I call this... the [Baby Boom]!"
...
>the Baby Boom
holy fuck i lost it
I LOST IT EVEN MORE HOLY SHIT
You know what would be the most thrilling masturbation experience? Using a C4 onahole while holding the detonator. You have to remain calm enough not to press the button, and blow up your entire lower body.
Well, fuck. Here we go again
ignore this
DAB
shouldn't you be on facebook
>Killer Queen jacks him off
>His jizz explodes as it shoots out
I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
Do we have archive links to the first Deadly Queen thread? The shitposting was out of hand
Shit that is intense and imitable!
If you mean Fem Kira fart fetish then the thread should be
>killer queen
>called a 'queen'
>lyrics to song even say "SHE'S a killer queen"
so do stands have genders?
could you fug killer queen?
macro when?
it's just a name, the world isn't a planet, and crazy diamond isn't a mentally impaired gemstone
You can fuck stands no matter what
KILLER QUEEN IS FE.MALE! SHE IS TOO FE.MIN.INE TO BE MALE!!!
translate pls
Killer Queen is a dude. He is just persnickety like a gay dude, or a cat, or... A QUEEN
If you think about it, though, Sea Kira was a doctor, wasn't he?
He should know his Human Anatomy pretty well, so he should be well aware of how far he can jack his dick off in combination with explosives.
>small army of SHA rolling around outside his dick in rhythm with his hands
>Killer Queen deploys bubbles when the seaman semen shoots out
>Seaman semens is absorbed by the bubbles
>Bubbles explode
>Jizz eradicated
It's like a makeshift fleshlight and an unlimited set of tissues to throw away the evidence.
kira wanted to fuck a cat-like stand
i wonder if he was a furry
i wonder if he had a fursona
Sauce for Image?
Just for you boys
I'd assume humanoid stands have some kind of gender, though stuff like superfly probably doesn't
yeet
is it gay to jerk off with your stand's hand?
only if it's not a feminine stand
im not enjoying this implied character people got from Yuuya in the anime
What if you have a feminine cock though?
i can't think of any guys with female looking stands
What happened?