>1920's, california starts planting eucalyptus trees bought from straya
>eucaluptus trees take roughly 100 years to mature
>also they produce a highly flamable gas that builds up within the trees
>fucking roughly 100 years later
>2017
>trees are fully mature and fucking everywhere
>one cheeky euclyptus tree decides to release built up highly flammable gas
>fucking bush fire
>bush fire burns down half of fucking california
all according to plan, cunts
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Send emus to finish the job please.
>Oi mate, ears wut you do. Stick to banging ya Shelia's mum while shes away at work. fer bloody sake mate hide ur used rubbers in tha neighbors rubbage bin.
when are you exterminating the other half?
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>a cheeky bruce shitposted retarded californians into planting trees that would make a disaster 100 years later
>eucaluptus trees take roughly 100 years to mature
That's only if you want to make rail ties with them (which is why the californians planted them). They're pretty quick if you want wood pulp.
>Trees that spontaneously combust
Yep, that sounds like home
you guys should get cane toads, they are really good at combating pests that eat crops, you'll see your harvests rise by at least 1.5x
>they produce a highly flamable gas that builds up within the trees
>Trees that literally explode in the land of constant sunburn
Fucken onya straya!
>I hate Australians so fucking much
T. Moot
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>casually firebombing the cesspool of our society from 100 years in the past
Thanks, Australia
Retarded Californians didn't start a Koala population to keep them in check.
how did you know california was going to be so cancerous 100 years later that it would need to be burned down?
Your power level!!!
I'm rolling Ahhhhhhhhh
We live in the future remember?
Everywhere else is essentially stuck in the past.
They didn't, they're just cunts.
bush fires are pretty exciting desu
we should legalise them
WTF now I love Australia!
It burned one shitty, ugly county - everyone needs to visit Cali sometime to get a grip on how big this place really is. There aren't really many of those trees innawoods where the fires rip through nature. A lot coastal faggots have them on their property for sure.
I think it's funny as fuck. Good job eucalyptus!
The ultimate 100 year plan shitposting. Well done, straya. Well done, indeed.
>they sent the same trees to Israel
>"It's just one county"
There are fires burning through more than a half dozen counties from San Diego County to Ventura County right now, dummy. The fire in Ventura burned all the way to the ocean at Carpinteria.
Good, less Mexicans.
You are actually fucking retarded I live 30 minutes away from Ventura and I don't see shit faggot. Actually neck yourself and everyone else in the U.S. who doesn't live in Cali, and claim its bad or its the end times in Commefornia. Fuck sake the media has blown this shit out of proportion its only hitting low pop shitholes, and rarely gets bad in the citites.
t. Southern Californian
But, but, there's only 800,000 illegals here....
H-How could there possibly be 19,000,000 Mexicans in public school? Hrrrrrrrrrrrr! Drump0pppphhhhhhjffffffd! Heeeeeeeeee! RESIST!
How hard would it be to get two cane toads here?
Nice try, burger, that's propaganda.
isn't LA pretty nice?
They're a country of criminals, they prey on weak faggots for shits and giggle, this was not a deep plot, they did it for the lulz.
Yes, I saw this on Facebook, too.
Kek Australia's nuclear tests probably have actually killed emus. What a time to be alive.
Based Austrialians
Our finest work
it's really easy, perhaps we can sell you some, they are second to none when it comes to agricultural pest control.
Sup Forums is officially reddit now
good going faggots, you killed this place
>1920's, california starts planting eucalyptus trees bought from straya
why?
shut up you whiny faggot
>anything I don't like is reddit
I reckon they'd thrive in Florida. Similar environment to North Queensland
Commiefornian here.
Most of them died off, some survived near the coast, Monterey area.
LA is burning because God hates degenerates and daddy trump has taken control of the CIA fire ops.
Strayafags btfo. Socalfags choked.
We also done 9/11
(pic related)
lol
Oi, nuh fuck off.
this, it's a good investment to import cane toads. You should petition your government to do some testing. It worked wonders here.
Eucalyptus are trees of peace. If we say that eucalyptus shouldn't be here or that they cause fires that will only make them create more fires. #eucalyptus welcome #no tree is illegal
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>Israel bought eucalyptus from us
haaretz.com
Day of the oven 2060.
/checked
CA faggot here.
I FUCKING HATE EUCALYPTUS TREES
Theyre so fucking ugly
they shed bark and little balls of oily shit making the ground underneath them not only highly flammable but unusable for anything
we should declare war on Australia just over these cancer sticks
How about just CA declares war on us so we can finish that state off for the good of the rest of the world
In Bay Area and I've seen hundreds of the fuckers, waiting for the fires to come up here.
whatever, just take your shitty trees back you faggots
you do realize that 90%of australian that posts here are emus larping as humans right?
>americans actually took our advice when we were just taking the piss
After we cleansed that state.
The Romanian knows!!!
Assemble the flightless army
>he thinks this is the first time California has had wild fires
we have them every year, except nobody noticed before because Trump wasn't president. Now that Trump is in office, everyone wants to blame everything bad on him.
you will never get me alive you bunch of hary oistrich
Gypsies get out!
Great,,now Have mexiniigerbloom
Ok!
>Payback for California blocking Aussie Roo Meat imports
with love, cunts
>be californian
>lose a war against trees
Oy vey its another pavlova
greentext about this exact subject was on the front page of reddit
We have some dirty big funnel web spiders that would fit in just great in CA.
Oh please, you guys could not bring down a house let alone a giant building.
On behalf of the East Coast United States:
Thank you.
Can you guys burn it down agai
you forgot about irukandji, many types of fish eat this jellyfish as it's highly nutritious. It would be a boon to your fishing industry boosting fish numbers dramatically.
Eat shit cunt
You cant bring down a flightless bird cunt
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Don't you know? It's all that Australium. It gives them super powers. But maybe you wouldn't know. It's supposed to be a 'Stralian secret after all.
Australians larping they have any real power or influence. Sad!
This emu fucker literally took a r/greentext screencap from reddit reworded it and reposted it on here.
Kys op kys.
what the FUCK did you just call me cunt
>cake stealing bootfags in aus thread
Not to forget Ivan Milat... Can you imagine the fun he would have picking up lonely Antifa hitch hikers on their way home from bashing the fash.
I reckon Trump would give us some discreet support
isn't california broke? how are they going to put out fire with no money?
Originally taken from Sup Forums
Yes, yes the 6th biggest economy in the world is broke.
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Hence me saying it was a greentext, dipshit
you should firebomb downtown LA
as a prank of course
So if reddit posts something that originated on Sup Forums we're never allowed to post it again?
Those black fires, are they nigger area's?
just because you're 6th biggest economy in the world doesn't mean you're rich
Our army could not, our farmers can.
At least we do not have sex woth our animals.
lol yep
They're all over the big island in Hawaii as well.
based
you're welcome cunts
KaHfZGX6
Is me Sup Forums pass is broken :/
test
thank you australia, youre truly our second greatest ally (isreal being #1)
>says notaustralia
Truly our greatest ally.
You burnt down california?
Good job mates, you're alright by me