How would you get out of this situation alive?

How would you get out of this situation alive?

Scream in gook and hope she doesn't see Chihaya coming from behind with a machete.

>that song starts playing
Hope she likes CCR

>hands in her pocket
>gun on back
She appears to be in a rather vulnerable position.

Push her into the punji trap that I conveniently constructed behind her.
người nước ngoài with gun on back is stupid pig

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I don't

>It ain't me starts playing

Provoke her further so she spits in my mouth and sits on my face and pees down my throat.

You mean Fortunate Son?

Why is Shiburin in the military?

Lay on my back and pretend to be dead.

Everyday with this fucking image. There are plenty of better idols you dilbert.

Strategically vomit and piss on her. This will shock and disgust her giving me an opportunity.

call the napalm strikes

No OP, the question is how can I get into this situation?

This.

Compliment her vagina bones. Then inhale deeply.

>Grab her right in the you know what then use the leverage to get up.
>Realize it's squeezing me so tight I might not be able to feel my hand afterwards.
>MFW her tiny hand was much tighter than I expected.

What the fuck am I reading?

>it's ok, I can't see your pantsu
>g-get it?
>cause they're camoflagued?
>awkward chuckling

There's only one way out