Cards Against Humanity

It's too bad the first option wasn't feasible

That's what happens when people play into the trickle down maymay.

>Successfully spend $250,000 from ((viral advertising campaign))) budget claiming vague political beliefs

>Get $25 million in free advertising during newscasts from the media

worked like a charm

But that does not make sense. You still spent money for a product, they just handed out charity to a survey someone could easily lie on. These dudes are retarded and need to cut this moral campaign on a games which selling point is making dead baby cancer nigger jokes with friends

the current state of americans

>making a complete mockery out of socialism isn't funny because I'm too retarded to grasp anything more complicated than "dead baby cancer nigger" jokes

Meanwhile this user gets it

>The 1% are evil!
They will NEVER admit that half of the 1% is Jewish. One in four American Jews are 1%ers.

>firm engages in voluntary private charity
>markets it in a sheathe of socialism
>target demographic eats it up
>news and useful idiots advertise for $0 jewbux
This is actually creative capitalism using purely libertarian principles.

>I love you
I voted for Trump, still love me? Fucking commie faggots.

>Fucking commie faggots.
Also disingenuous commie faggots* as they are scraping in massive bucks by acting as a free enterprise in (relatively) free market. Then using the commie rhetoric to sell more of their product in the free market.
* I know I know it is hard to find any other types especially in the first world. Maybe some actual retard on the dole etc.

>disingenuous commie faggots*
Also reminds me a joke - we want our new soviet people to be smart honest communists.
Unfortunately it seems that only two of those qualities at the time are possible.

Good act and nice PR

This is the funniest scam I've seen since all those reddit faggots were taking out loans and pawning their possessions to donate to Bernie

>Live in one of the wealthiest countries in the world.
>Make a modest income
>Be in the top 1% of global income
>Think you aren't "rich"

>Your own money
>Paid for by people richer than me

A company that is literally retarded

Congratulations for being poor. You are now honorary Polish citizen.

jews would probably taste disgusting tho

>if we pass off marketing as social justice, leftists will buy our game!

okay

>You deserve more than this, but from your political representatives-- not from a comedy game
>but also fuck tax cuts, the government needs that money

>you deserve more than this
>but from your political representatives
>political representatives
hwat? Like literally from their personal bank accounts or from tax payers (i.e. people who have jobs and work for a living)?

Poorest 100...still spending money on cards against humanity...

This game is boring after the first couple times you play it.

>poor people aren't allowed to have fun

Cards against Humanity isn't fun.

"How woke"

Watch now as they squander the money instead of actually bettering their lives and opportunities.

Why do they always want to eat people?

because it's SO RANDUM

Poor people should have higher priorities. If they can afford luxuries then they don't need financial help.

Wait I thought they were using the money to buy land in the border to block the wall? Is that not happening or is this something else?

>dead baby cancer nigger jokes

No you can't make jokes like that in reddit the card game. The game advertises itself as being edgy but really it plays it pretty safe. Otherwise there would be holocaust jokes and actual racial slurs.