>Who were your ancestors? What is your ethnic background composed of? Sites like Ancestry.com and 23andme have always been some go to sources in answering all of your toughest questions. But how accurate are they? In a recent interview with Cracked, one of the major ancestry testing companies, (which specific company is unknown) spilled the beans on what really happens when you purchase an ancestry kit. While I can’t say I’m surprised, you may be shocked to learn that these ancestry sites aren’t always as accurate as they claim to be. Beyond this, they’ve also admitted to tampering with the result to “screw with racists”.
>When Inside Edition had a set of triplets send their spit in to Ancestry.com and 23andMe, they got wildly different results from both services. Neither gave each triplet the same ancestry results. “Tests can be a crapshoot. For DNA tests, they use genetic markers, which are little variations in the DNA one or several groups may have, but others do not. The more markers there are, the more accurate the test will be.”
>Shocked yet? Yeah, I didn’t think so. A lot of my friends have taken these types of DNA Tests, and most of them come back saying, “I don’t think this is entirely accurate…”
>Remember when white supremacist Craig Cobb found out that he was 14% black? Well as it turns out, there’s a possibility that those numbers could have been fudged with.
Does it mean the whole "le 56% face" is just a dumb meme, or is it a reality?
interesting don't give your data to 23andMe btw, there are concerns over privacy
Jacob Rodriguez
56% meme is about the fact that only 56% (i think its around 52% now) of USA population is white, not about mutts explicitly
David Price
((((((they))))))) are everywhere
Aiden Watson
could be intentional weakening of trust in genetic tests to render them disfavorable for future use by political systems when they lose
Blake Lee
Could this be considered a crime, could a lawsuit be filed against 23andme?
Matthew Roberts
False advertising
Ayden Butler
I always knew I wasn't .3% Eastern African... I'm otherwise fully Northern European. This is a shady and shitty move by an otherwise outstanding company.
Zachary Bennett
bump for I TOLD YOU SO to all testfags
Wyatt Powell
This guys.
Ryder Martinez
The raw data 23andme provides you is incredibly accurate. The discrepancies are simply a result of faults in their models that take this data and assign a predicted ethnicity. It's just an estimation, which doesn't mean the base data itself is inaccurate. Notice how the triplets all had "99 percent European ancestry" and only differed on how these extremely specific ethnic group subset were assigned.
That being said, there's no way their data would be wrong about someone having 14% African DNA. If someone's honestly claiming that, they're in severe denial about their past.
Sorry, not everyone can be aryan, better luck next time racists.
The cuckpany was founded by a bunch of roasties, one of which is a kike.
Cooper Kelly
Was half-considering doing that at some point, but not any fucking more.
Also, I thought Cracked was kill. Or are they still just circling the drain?
Nolan Campbell
Yeah, except the amount of SNPs used were minuscule. With more SNPs a 14% African DNA can go down do 0.1% or less.
Jackson Lee
>>When Inside Edition had a set of triplets send their spit in to Ancestry.com and 23andMe, they got wildly different results from both services. Neither gave each triplet the same ancestry results.
siblings always have different genes
we get 50/50 from our mother and father but that means we can get different 50% out of their overall 100%
Im 30% Spanish while my sister is 10% spanish because our father isnt 100% spanish, otherwise we would both be 50% spanish
Charles Thomas
yes, if you can find a lawyer who'd go against the google kikes LOL
Ryan Smith
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Jackson Howard
> Does it mean the whole "le 56% face" is just a dumb meme, or is it a reality?
56% isn't in relation to genetic makeup, but demographic make up.
You could have, and there are Americans of near pure european genetic lineage, but they still exist in a country surrounded by niggers and spics, thus making their shitposting about 'last bastion of white people' such a ridiculous, laughable concept that needs an equally ridiculous, laughable image to accompany it. Hence 56% Goblins.
William Reyes
Are you and your sister identical twins?
Xavier White
>56% (i think its around 52% now) these are the numbers from last week. scientists say'd today that only 43% are white.
Caleb Robinson
No, neither were the triplets, and they got much more similar %s than me and my sister
Dylan Long
>better luck next time racists
see the meme here is that we know not to use these companies
I never had to do much work figuring out my ancestry at all, my parents both had a midlife crisis at around the same time and did 95% of the work for me (bit of Frankish/Norman, large amount of Hessian/Rhinelander, some Irish, overwhelmingly Bavarian) and that was mostly just proofreading.
I know this is a hard concept for sheep to grasp but sometimes the shepherd likes to fuck you in the ass so when they say "we want to screw with racists" that's just so you'll lower your guard and say "oh lol", but again, we don't use the site so it's not us getting goofed, just you
lol
that being said, I don't think anyone expects Americans to be Aryan - I certainly don't - just white
Lincoln Garcia
>making their shitposting about 'last bastion of white people' such a ridiculous, laughable concept Then where is the last bastion of white people, user? America has about 190 million white people, which is about 8 times as many whites as the total population of Australia, and also many times as many as most European countries as well. Plus we have guns and the rest of the “white” world doesn’t.
Cooper Garcia
Wew, lad. Didn't realize
Hunter Bell
I assume it's just salty people. Mine were pretty close to what I expected. 100% European. Slightly more German (33%) and Irish (40%) than I thought. Slightly less English (19%) than I thought.
Leo Scott
Define Aryan
Austin Ward
I think you should take a look at the original story by Inside Edition. They are identical.
Bentley Adams
Aye, that I am. However, given that almost all the Balkan DNA is on the X sex chromosome, it's likely my data is being disproportionately influenced by a distant ancestor. This is due to how you inherit DNA on the sex chromosomes (sort of hard to explain, see pic). They also appear to be in surprisingly large segments (and consistent with my mom's results), which suggests very little chromosomal recombination took place.
David Morales
this is what they call identical
Wyatt Perry
Makes me wonder if that low-confidence region is jewish fuckery.
Jace Morales
That's the thing, I don't think anyone really can define it genetically. I've found it's not more than a blanket term for indo-europeans.
Henry Thomas
Reminder that they backtracked hard when their tests showed that something like 80% of jews that took the test weren't actual jews. They have absolutely no care about the accuracy of their tests so long as they get their shekels.
Austin Miller
Yes, they have identical DNA but like most twins can differ slightly due to environment.
Luis Smith
You do know that twins/triplets can end up looking completely different with age right? Different metabolisms, diets, etc.
Jaxson Anderson
At this point? It's going to be somewhere after a bloody civil war.
Easier to remove 2-3 million shitskins from some contiguous European area or Australia than 60 million niggers from America.
Eventually Trump will be replaced. Eventually Democrats will swing back into power. Eventually more shitskins will come. Atleast i'm not delusional about it all.
Ryder King
I think the 56% is actually lower in real life... Pic related
Evan Hernandez
>literally giving your gene code to a shill company top lel m8
Jordan Gonzalez
Theyre look alike but not identical, enviromental factors dont change your face that much, just very slightly, the black quads in the same article got same % and they actually look alike, and like I said, the triplets were pretty close anyway (like 9% ish differences at most) since they do look alike but they arent identical
David Hall
B-b-but the jew shilling bad guys will surely use my dna against me
t.Americans with muh freedom
This whole thread is retarded, you have nigger drops and you know it. But yes, (((they))) are behind everything, ready to shill and use the 56% meme on you
God, you are so fucking retarded, too bad political equilibrium won't get you nuked soon
What a fucking meme has pol become
Jonathan Wood
I bet you also believe in mewing
Leo Rodriguez
>mugshots That's just kikes fudging crime statistics so the goyim don't start to catch on to the fact that the subhumans they're bringing in en masse from third world shit holes are violent savages
Ian Watson
Is this a surprise? I got one of these and it said I have 1% African. I took it as liberals pushing the out of Africa theory and ignored it. Imagine my surprise when I was right.
Parker Green
I wonder how that impacts "White" crime rates.
Jeremiah Bell
So fucking obvious...also notice how everyone is a bit Jew too. >my arse
Ethan Sanders
That's why I'm looking at AncestryDNA. From what I can tell, if you delete your results then that's it. It's nuked across the board for them.
Christopher Allen
Fucking kek, saved
Joseph Butler
So there are no companies that do this unironically?
Carson Roberts
>Pic related passes for white in America. You're done lads. Come home ffs.
Carson Ramirez
>unironically believing Americunts with down syndrome >Chile
wut
Ethan Powell
This is a good thing!
Colton Gray
Yes, its quite literally fraud
Lucas Scott
Those people are not included as white in Census. They would be classified under Hispanic/Latino/Native American/ Black/ or AfroCarib. This people would not be Non Hispanic white in census.
Anthony Martin
You lost me. Who has down syndrome? I don't participate is stupid US vs Europe wars, so if you're trying to be funny its wasted on me. I don't get it.
Jose Jones
>thinking there was no movement of people into Europe from as early as the medieval period
Jonathan Collins
Slavs are the whitest europeans, whats your point?
Nicholas Evans
ahahah shitskins btfo. keep making excuses for why you will never be 100% EUROPEAN WHITE like me :^)
Owen Rivera
Please, fucking do it I wanna see you lose all your money while autistically screaming "I'm not black reeeeee", just like reversed sjws, that'd be hilarious
Woah, you're actually retarded then, sorry, I'll leave you alone
Angel Butler
This. Everyone I know is < .01% Ashkenazi Jew but for some reason they always indicate it. I suspect so it's so you can joke with friends "haha I'm less than 1% Jew, must be all he bagels I eat" so you have a more positive outlook on Jews as a whole.
Christian Kelly
They are stated as identical in the article. Why would they lie about it?
Jackson Myers
>"i wish i was white" the post
Italians are the niggers of europe, everybody knows!
Angel Davis
I bet you don't
Bentley Flores
Lol
Jaxson Peterson
Exactly like you imagine it does.
Brody Lopez
How does the census work over there? Here they ask us "what we consider ourselves to be" in regards to race, and you can say whatever you want.
Gabriel Price
Nice meme Cute attacking my geographic location too God, I'm so triggered now, please don't keep doing that or I'll cry
Oliver Stewart
God that face makes me laugh every time I see it
Blake Bennett
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Grayson Hill
But you will never be a 100% pure Scandinavian like myself
Kayden Nguyen
i hope he knows how to squat in here you can either squat or no if you can't you will get Wpierdol if you can you will get Pierogi
Luke Cook
Giuseppe is white just like all people of European decent. Just because he isn't from Northern Europe, it doesn't mean he isn't white.
Asher Fisher
It's a small percent of the entire human genome for sure, but it's more than enough to for a ethnic prediction model. You don't need the entire genome to do this, just a small sample of your DNA (a few thousand base pairs if I'm not mistaken) run through a database of reference DNA samples (the same few thousand base pairs) taken from representative sub-groups of various ethnic groups from around the world. Cross-reference the dataset and boom, you've got a fairly accurate estimate. Adding on more snp's isn't going to decrease a 14% estimate to 0.1% because they're already a representation of the entire genome.
What's more likely: 23andme is purposely jeopardizing the credibility of their company by adding in African DNA to white supremacist results or a lot of "whites" from the South have white plantation owner ancestors that fucked their slaves? That's what happened in Craig Cobb's case.
Samuel Ortiz
>still muh flag muh shitty names >can't even spell "descent"
Back to your spelling lessons, untermensch
Lucas Turner
I had 0 african though
Daniel Stewart
...
Jackson Watson
Do you have green eyes and light blonde hair like me?
Benjamin Clark
You're only 13.8% Scandinavian though.
Btw these tests always seemed like bullshit, how does a guy from Denmark have 0.1% jungle gook and 0.1% nigger?
Tyler Flores
Do none of you fuckers know cracked is satire?
Nicholas Watson
You can see your results according to confidence ranges from 50% to 90% Someone just needs to understand what that means Also he's most likely unphased
But you know, Amerinigs can't really understand things
William Parker
They always have to throw in that bs "static" shit. A few days ago I saw some Norwegian guy post his and he only got 98.9%. They expect people to believe that crap?
Caleb Cruz
Also, they don't even know history, so who cares about migrations, how many ancestors you ever had and things like those? If you're in this thread, do it just for fun, it as a whole confirms how retarded they are
Joseph Johnson
Whiter than you Mohammad
Landon Robinson
first of all, i am 50/50 Spanish Danish
and once i turn up the confidence slider the black and gook vanishes
i posted that for irony
Brayden Gomez
As usual, the results make sense
Gavin Bennett
A few days ago, I gave $100 to this charity that helps children in Sub Saharan Africa apply for status in Europe. FEELS GOOD. I should spam the link all over /pol. and get my fellow burgers to contibute to the cause. We can get so many children a new home in Europe.