You are now married to the heroine of the last anime you watched

How fucked are you?

How fucked am I?

>Cocoa
>heroine

I'm now married to Lum. I'm absolutely okay with this. You may now call me Darling.

She was my favorite girl so this works out great for me.

yes

I'm alright with this

What if she's a lesbian?

It's not like I don't like Miho but I'd much prefer her sister.

The power of dicks will save them.

I'm sure Kobayashi would be a good wife.
Hopefully the dragons don't kill me for stealing their girl.

She doesn't really love me.

I wonder how she'll punish me.

Nice.

I couldn't be happier. I'm glad I had went to watch the PDs to get some screencaps.

I just started season two but I assume I might still be fucked. At least until she gets on the right path.

>she

As long as Katze doesn't come along.

My wife is constantly lusting after Egyptian Pharoah cock

I don't think Ginko will put out

>i am married to a fucking dragon
[screams forever]

What's wrong man Dragons are cool.

>Keeps calling me "onii-chan"

I'm exhausted already.

She's a decent girl herself, but I probably have to accept my place as second fiddle to her true love

Cocoa would be a top tier wife that will be loyal to you and always take care of you.

What if the last anime I watched is a cute girls doing cute things? Which one counts as the heroine?

>Hajime Ichinose
Hmm, not bad.

the main one

That doesn't help as much as it should. I think... it might be this one... maybe?

if you want to fix this problem then watch good shows. Can I recommend Teekyuu?

Incredibly happy about this. I'd love to share donuts with Meowmori every day for the rest of my life.

Can she be considered heroine?

>Cockoa

>Marrying a womanchild who makes less than 30k/year and is obsessed with shit tier animu (also hasn't seen Eva.)

Sucks to be you.

Good thing I'm not a tanuki.

uh

Who's the main heroine of Love Live! ?
That's who I'm marrying apparently.

Bullshit, why were you watching salami?

Seiren so not fucked because I wouldn't be married to her if I didn't do everything right.

>Not making enough money to support your wife.
I can even improve her taste in anime by introducing her to good series.

I am not a zoophile man.

same

I wouldn't know what to do.

Well if you ain't in the zoo then you won't monkey around with these

I'm ok with this

>thinking Hibari is the MC
Are you trying to make poor Anne annehappy?

Anne isn't the MC

Kill me. I want my gravestone to say

"here lies user
he would have preferred umi at the very least"

>Amagami
>Rihoko arc
comfy as hell

Anne of Anne Happy...

She'll probably get herself killed in no time at all leaving me a widow.

piss girl is the heroin right?

widower

Really glad I just decided to rewatch my waifus anime.

I won at life

>number 18

holy fuck my life is complete

I'd Hug Hikari

but isn't succubus the heroin?

I'm okay with this, even though her lifestyle is complete opposite of mine.

lol, what?

The show certainly has a focus on her, but we see things from the Hibari point of view more often than not, as well was the fact that she was the first character we see.

I'm...probably gonna get v&, aren't I?

well you can fuck right off.

But GochiUsa's dense harem lead is Shyaro?

>Bulma
She is rich, I don't complain. Also, I cucked Vegeta.

STOP

I get to marry literal perfection.

Help.

What if she's underage?

So?

Does Tatake!! Ramenman even have a consistent heroine?

Can't I just date Ramenman instead?

>Tales of Zestiria

So... I am married with Rose or Alicia? or Mikleo?

NO!

Dangerous.

If we're talking like straight anime and not webms it would depends on two things. The first is whether Albedo or Nabe is the heroine of Overlord. The second is whether this was done at the behest of Ainz of through tampered settings. In any cases there is a real chance I'm gonna have a fate worse than death.

Who exactly is the heroine of Evangelion?

I want Kon, not the fucking wolf-slut.

That's a nice girl (salaryman)

Shinji.

Failen Angel, huh...
Well, i do have a spare PC, and since we're both gamers...
It wouldn't be so bad, i guess.

>Excel Saga
I'm fucked, I'll be dead from exhaustion within a year.

Is the heroine of Rakugo Konatsu or Psycho?

>I think... it might be this one... maybe?

a bouquet? Not a heroine.

both of them?

>Married to Ilya
Welp, i will pretend she is my daughter in outside

if I just watched home video's with my family can I be my own waifu?

See officer, no randoseru, just a responsible adult reading the newspaper, definitely not a 9 year old, and even if she were --not saying she is-- she'd still be best girl of the decade, which she hypothetically may not have been alive for the entirety of.

Chiya is a fucking animal in bed.

...

I'm on board

Denied.
This is now your wife.

Last show I finished was Prisma Illya, Illya's alright but I can't say I like the idea of being married to a 10 year old.

Last show I watched was Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei. I've only seen the first arc, but I'm afraid Miyuki will freeze me to death the minute she realizes she can't marry Onii-sama.

Which one Sup Forums?

>rewrite
fuck that key give me kotori

>Amaama to Inazuma
Well, now I'm super fucked, considering she's, like, 5.
Can I move to Arabia, at least?

Only seen the first episode but she seems pretty cute so far.

I want to Cherio on her Chesto.

Im not fucked or rather im going to be fucked

Then I guess I'm married to Android 18

I don't see how this is going to work, you know, with her being dead and all.

But who is the main heroine of Assassination Classroom?