CHOOSE

Left or right, Sup Forums?

Left.
Girls on the right are usually boring.
Onodera is my wife

Left any time of day.

Right. Give me the cringelord.

Right. Left is just a slut.

Both because I can.

What about now?

If she has the courage to ask me out, I'll humor her.

None, both are inferior to my waifu.

Left

She'd be too spaghetti to voice her complaints over the squalor I live in so she's the perfect wife

>long black hair

No need to read any futher.

Get a top set of autismo translators from Sup Forums to help me decipher what this cunt is saying.

neither, I don't like fake bitches

>that edit
>yeah, that one

Fuck now I remember.

Y-you too.

post it

>Cool story senpai
awkward silence ensues

Until someone posts a better one, three minutes in Photoshop.

>cringelord

Both are trash.

Clock > Biribiri

Incompetent girls aren't attractive. Doormats aren't attractive. People who can do stuff and carry a conversation about interesting shit for hours are. I don't know about left, but right is obviously boring. Also long black straight hair is the best.

I want to be the left.

someone post the one about cooking a meal

I would rather be crusading

Get left, buy her implants.

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>perfectly sized

These choices are shit. Insecure girl or insecure slut.

Why is real life such a piece of shit?

What the...who the fuck would pick left?

>ruining perflation
Neck thyself.

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slut

She's awkward as hell off-stage, it's canon.

Right

People with taste

Make left my personal cockslut.
Handholding with right.

THE ULTIMATE QUESTION

>hug has value equal to that of a meal
I like cooking and I'm happy to cook for other people, but for one to think I would owe her a meal in exchange for a hug ffs

This one feels like cheating.

betas who want to be whipped

jk it would be cute have a cute girl to cook for

Cinderella Girls was a mistake

>casually implying we'll still be together this year
or possibly, simply an excuse

Right, but we will cook together.

This.

If she doesn't bother with the yukata, why should I bother with the date?

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Not the correct choice.
I apreciate effor put in for me, but it's not the end of the world.

Kaede was a mistake

>tfw no shy gf

Left any day, any time.

Is the girl on the right being honest that she wanted to wear it?

Right would. So if you chose right? Yeah, you are left.

>Socks on sandals
Right.

they're flats dummy, have you no experience in women's fashion!?

Those aren't flats, user.

Right.

you were saying?

Those are still sandals.
I have no idea what's the situation around you but around here 'flats' are small closed shoes.

Those are sandals moron, these are flats. Furthermore, you totally can wear socks with sandals, you can't wear socks with flip-flops.

Right, and then proceed to convince her to grow her hair and paint it black.

realizing that I am the one on the right, and my fiancé is the one on the left.

Eh, it's fine, I love spoiling her, and she's incredibly grateful every time I do.

Also it's 100% the case that she's going to be the breadwinner for the family-

oh shit, I'm the 50's housewife

I can't help but feel that the person who drew these did so because he got extremely bitter that someone called his waifu shit

Cuck.

Right all day any day. Purity is best.

>Innocent looking girl who is actually a slut.
Left instantly.

wouldn't the proper insult be "fag"? Or "Nu-male"?

Spoiling your significant other and her earning more money isn't being cuckolded.

Why not just say "Emasculated beta male" That insult would make a lot more sense.

Isn't being a cuck pretty much the height of emasculation?

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My answer would be: none because high-school kids are terrible anyway and I love mai waifu.


Acceptable answer.

Also acceptable.

Left

Right

left

sure, but it's a different type of emasculation.

Insults sting the most when they have the ring of truth to them. You can be emasculated in many ways, but not all of them involve being cheated on.

Also, by saying "I'm the 50's housewife" I think "fag" would be the shortest and most accurate insult.

Well the thing is, you're a cuck by the very definition of the word. It's just a matter of time.

I dunno man, being to sit on your ass or cook all day sounds like a pretty sweet deal

oh, but then you're not using an insult based on what I said, just that I have a partner.

Doesn't that weaken the insult? The majority of adults have a significant other, so that just means that to not be a cuck is to be abnormal?

Choose.

Well, if it's worth being cucked to you, who am I to judge?

The actual definition of the word is one who has been hoodwinked into raising another man's child, or, loosely, one with an unfaithful wife.

The most likely to be yandere for me

Left because I hate dyed hair

I still don't know if this is just random artwork or an actual game he's working on.

>if it's worth being cucked
>implying
much like implying every husband would cheat on every houswife

Man thats emasculating as fuck. Id probably kill myself if my wife was the breadwinner

Being a househusband doesn't necessarily make you a fag, you're just a little metrosexual, maybe.

Statistically the chance is very high.

Tsuneki or Riko (Renai Lab) eh... I think I'll go with right.

Right

Left seems like a slightly healthier relationship but really, flip a coin.

It's the same girl

>implants

Just knock her up and her bust will grow naturally.

Left. Appearance-wise, at least.

Neither are great, but left for the hair.

Right, but she gets the hug in advance.

Going with the implication that I get along with right better, right.

Depends on how she reacted to the request. If she didn't give an explicit yes, then left. But if she broke her word, then right.

Fuck... I'm completely the one on the right. Does that mean that I'll need to chose left?

Right. Left seems like she'll cuck me after 4 days.

Right

Too cute to pick left.

Have fun working yourself to death for the sake of your machismo, I guess.

I love practicality so the left one even though I can respect the right one's effort
My answer would be the same for that cold weather one

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>let girl on the right make the meal, give her a hug
>give said meal to girl on the left, get a hug
Everyone wins. Also if they both take that as a cheat then,
>introduce them
>watch as the yuri shenanigans unfold
The only true answers to this one

>All these beta shitters picking right not wanting an outgoing and fun girl

Left all the way