ITT: Ways to bully Beatrix
>force Beatrix to bake a cake
> "accidentally" drop it on the floor, and "accidentally" let the dog eat it
>beatrix bakes another cake
>pick away at it looking unimpressed until she turns away in embarrassment, let her catch you feeding it to the dog as she turns around
>find Jurgen's rape rolodex
>Leave pictures lying around showing him having sex with girls who look like Beatrix but prettier.
>use stasi magic to take her to west Berlin on a deito
>take her home again afterwards
>"I like girls with short hair better"
>"whoops! I guess some girls can't pull it off"
>replace all the lighting in her quarters with fluorescent lights
> paint everything white
> hide her sunglasses
>put ants in her plug suit
> wire her TSF to play "99 Luftballoons" constantly on loop whenever it is on
> have Beato bake you a cake
> don't touch it.
>"I'm saving it for later“
> leave it out
> let it spoil
>unplug the freezer where she keeps Jurgen's frozen semen
> use stasi magic to have Beatrix sent to the United States as an attache to some diplomatic mission
> take her to any given supermarket
> frolic among the endless rows of fresh, out of season produce, thousands of pounds of prime cuts of meat, every type of candy you can imagine, dozens of soft drinks, and all the other treasures a supermarket holds.
> let her buy whatever she wants
> send her back to east Germany.
> force Beato to join the DDR Olympic gymnastics team.
> belittle her penis.
> force Beato to join the DDR Olympic gymnastics team
> boycott the 1984 Olympics.
> assign Beato a Trabant for personal use
> Beato now must drive a Trabant
> trick Beato into wearing Lise’s used underwear
> now it burns when she pees.
> get a puppy
> let Beato occasionally care for and play with the puppy
>”the breeder named him Jurgen, and he's already trained to respond to that name, it would a pain to change it now.”
