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Post BIZARRE theories you've made or agreed with. They can be about things while you were reading/watching other parts or on JoJolion.

When I originally watched DIO's World, I thought he was going to get a The World/Hermit Purple fusion after he sucked Joseph's blood.

Gappy makes me happy

Gappy makes me fappy

Post these things

Any good pvc figures besides the same recolored version of DIO?

I have no idea who the ones circled are

I thought the one by Weather report was pucci, but then theres one by dio too

Gappy is crappy
Don't settle for a home invader when you can have based nutman

Left circle is Anasui
"Who?" is Emporio
"Trish?" is Hot Pants
"Who the fuck is this" is old Joseph
bottom right is I don't fucking know

Anasui and Lisa Lisa are the circled ones.
'Emporio' is Yuya, 'Reimi' is Jolyne (she's in the same image, she's the bluish-grey dog with the butterfly on her chest), 'Jonathan/Early Joseph' is Narancia, 'Who' is Emporio and 'Trish' is Hot Pants.

The ones next to Bruno are emporio to the right (do you not see the baseball collar) and hot pants to the left

Answer key was on this dumb niggas DA, ill copy pasta
Answerkey left to right:
*Hermés, F.F, Yuuya, Reimi, Tonio, Okuyasu, Josuke, Mikitaka, Rohan, Yukako & Koichi
*Weather Report & Annasui, Fugo, Narancia, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Abdul, Polnareff
*Jolyne, Emporio, Mista, Giorno, Hot Pants, Diego, Joseph p3, Joseph & Ceasar
*Pucci, Abbachio, Buccellati, Funny Valentine, Johnny & Gyro, DIO, Lisa Lisa

Which dog would you fuck
I'd fuck DIO

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>dog would you fuck
Pet shop and Feral faggots please go.

fuck, yuya and Tonio are such minor characters I didnt even think of them

Here is the 2nd pic
>Scarlet and Lucy as lesbian doggos

>Not taking the knot

>Those guesses for Emporio and Jolyne
Holy FUCK
You need to strengthen your prescription glasses, user?

and heres the answer key for you dumb birds.
Answerkey left to right:
*Steel, Mountain Tim, Ringo, Wekapipo, Magenta Magenta, Dio p1
*Scarlet Valentine & Lucy, Riddlegirl, Illuso, Risotto, Jonathan p1, D.D'Arby, T.D'Arby
*Tizziano & Squalo, Formaggio, Ghiaccio, Melone, Vanilla Ice
*Chioccolatta & Secco, Trish, Diavolo, Doppio, Prosciutto, Pesci, Cars
*Ungaro, Versache, Rykiel,
*Otoishi, Keicho, Kirax4, Hazmada, Kawajiris, Terunosuke
Fuck off Feral fag.

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Doggonathan is CUTE

I love Narancia!

mountain tim was so fucking cool

best secondary character of SBR

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Plus his stand was neat and named after a great song

>Narancia, Koichi, Valentine and Doppio as disgusting little ratdogs
Appropriate

I love him so much!

PIPING hot opinions coming through

You physically cannot post anything cuter than him.

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so in regards to the movie
how would they possibly fit it all
which stand fights do you think will get cut?

I need to stop putting off part 8 but I have a hard time jumping in when I know it isn't finished yet.

Narancia licks me all night long.
So amazing that feeling.

I agree

Someone should comfort her.
It's not her fault she's not as cute as Narancia no reason to cry over it.
Remember he's my wife.

which stand is part 6 again?

The one that called meteors down. I thought that shit was so rad.

I think Planet Waves

Best fight in series, Planet Waves
on an unrelated note:
>reply to naranchiafag
>in the current year

I'm evil ?...

>best fight in the series

WRONG

Why even mention his name then?

bloated to hell and back. Its interesting but its not best.
Prison Brawl with the Guard while getting chunked by Meteors was godtier for me, hell the whole Punishment ward was pretty good. (Yo Yo ma was a low point but still funny)
Cause some Mongoloids are still replying to him so he is enabled to spread is spaghetti cancer

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ok I'm only on the first season of the anime so no spoilers

my theory is that Dio comes back in the future!

I think I need to reread that fight. I think it is a good fight but I can't agree with all these people who say it is the best. Especially when Tattoo You! is in the same part

Did you accidentally post the wrong image cause this fight is the best

Yeah but isn't that just going to enable him even more?

>not the first post by this IP

Im waiting for p8 to finish to read it

Calling out the mongoloids are supposed to be a wake up call to ignore spaghetti. once that is embedded in their brains things go smoothly.

Dr. Pavel im GIO.

Jobin is NOT the main villain

jojolion is about halfway done, so jobin will be like the mini boss before the final boss (see akira in part 4, etc)

the final boss will be DiGiorno Brando

tatoo you was pretty great (re: the only redeeming thing of the Sugar Mountain arc)

Yeah but new fags and people who purposefully enable won't stop and he doesn't seem like the person to give up easily.
The more you talk about him the more he is going to post.

Read JJL now, half the fun is thinking what is going to happen next.

Where's the fun in a mystery if you find what's going to happen soon?

but thats guido

>re: the only redeeming thing of the Sugar Mountain arc
Don't make me molest you. That arc was top notch.

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Yeah i guess that might happen. we should probably drop this now.
Was hijacking that plane part of your plan?

As long as I get to ride Doppio we don't have to see you say the same shit about you having sexual thoughts about that illegal child.

of course

>Not "Was getting killed part of your plan?"

>Im B.I.G

OFFICAL POWER RANKINGS OF BEST FIGHTS PER PART RANKED ALL TOGETHER

1.Part 7- Gyro vs Ringo
2.Part 3-Polanerff/Iggy vs Vanilla Ice
3.Part 5- Bruno vs The Grateful Dead/Beach Boy
4.Part 8- Vitamin C(So far)
5.Part 6- C-Moon
6.Part 4- Josuke vs Kosaku Kira
7.Part 2-Joseph vs Wammu
[Massive Power Gap]
8.Part 1-Johnathan vs Dio's first fight

Try and prove me wrong you can't

Tell me about Carne, why did he die so fast?

Diavolo looks like a slutty milf

Well how about you do that since you were talking to naranciafag the whole time fucker.

>C-moon fight
>good

You have been visited by the Kawaichi. Good luck and good times will come your way, but only is you reply with "You're so cute Koichi-Kun!" With a Koichi pic (lewds are acceptable to the Kawaichi)

>but only is you reply

>gyro vs ringo

you sure have great taste

Fuck you fucker my love is the purest thing ever bitch fucker ass whore fucker.

Doppio is so cute.

>C-moon
>not the best fight in part 6
What's your favorite then

>Vitamin C(So far)

What did user mean by this?

it means it's my favorite from part 8 so far but another great fight could show up and be absolutely GOAT

can someone post that 'die like a dog' pic

thanks love

I guess i HAVE to prove you wrong
1.) Planet Raves
2.)White Album
3.)Josefumi & Kira/Vitamin C
4.)Civil War
5.) RHCP vs Diamondo
6.) Vorenilla Ice
7.) Wamuu vs Cheap Trick
8.) A Demons End

Whitesnake VS FF

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Doppio is an ugly cunt fucker bitch who is controlled by a mindbroke 33 year old aids riddled dicksucker hooker wannabe if you like Doppio you literally have the shittiest taste ever.

JOOOOOTAROOOOOOOOOOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>liking 2 reptiles fighting over a CD
good shit
>

>UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

oh that's fair enough i just can't reread that fight since i start crying like a bitch at F.F's death

FF/Kenzou

>civil war

my absolute nigga

I want more of these kinds of philosophical rants with Gappy, Joshu, and Jobin. You could probably add some other characters like Giorno or SeaKira and I'd still have a good time reading them.

Best JoJolion meme for me desu

Best Jojolion meme is Jojolion itself. everything is literally off the walls

>Best JoJolion meme for me desu
jojolion itself is just one fucking meme

best part 100%

Where is DIO versus Jotaro? That was a great one.

Fights you skip when rereading a part
>Dragon's Dream
>jail house rock
>N'doul
>beach boys
>rat

user left it out for fear of looking like a normie

>SAME
>TYPE
>OF
>UNDERWEAR

I watched the anime first and with how QUALITY Dio's World was just put me off

>skipping fights
>4
heres your (you)

what kind of asshole didnt like jailhouse rock

>he didn't watch the superior OVA fight

I want Doppio to slap me with his donkey dick