MAKE YOUR CHOICE

Cat, Crab or Monkey, Sup Forums?

Only the best

...

Snail

Math

Spook

Black Cat > Crab > Other Cats >= Monkey

If it's a closed question than Cat, otherwise Math.

Bee

whatever the fuck ougi is

You've got pretty shit taste.

Why do I have to choose?

Bird

Bee

Cat is certainly not bad.

so when will she get character development

I'd argue that cat is the worst girl in the entire series.

Cat is objectively the best.

Adult bat is also quite nice.

Cat. Monkey is a great choice too. Crab is okay at best.
>Pose a question with X number of choices
>Faggots with shit taste post whores unrelated to the question
Every time.

The truth.

Have you only watched the first 14 episodes of bake?

neither is math since she's inoffensive to everyone but herself

>Anyone choosing crab

Sodachi is great, but not just because she isn't dangerous to anyone but herself. In fact Nisio could have had her actually getting over her self-destructive behaviour instead of the oddity-like healing through self-destruction she got.

Find me a better butt than monkey's

Oh wait that's impossible

Monkey's just too perfect.

Cat while watching monkey ravage crab.

I choose Doll

Would you a monkey butt?

Third best girl

Yes.

>not choosing the future leader of the free world

...

But Monkey is dyke

she not care about you.

Gee, I bet that whole No-Borders thing will work out just fine

...

...

Top, middle or bottom?

None, wrong girl.

this cat needs milking

you missed the whole point of that conversation if that triggered you

Another reason I like her is because she has nice tastes in underclothing.

N/A

>he wants a waifu that would love him even if he didn't put in effort to make sure he was the best possible boyfriend
Beta manlets, everyone

...

...

It's obvious.

...

cat and crab should just dump araragi
and enjoy more shower time together

Cat still lusts after his dick in Musubi so no.

...

go on...

Is this why most monkey doujins are anal?

it ought to be illegal for one series to have so many best girls.

Which girl would be up for snuggling and reading together after we've fucked?

...

>not including cat or bat in the options
>cat dominates half the thread
>bat incomings almost guaranteed
op BTFO

fuck nisio

Sodachi, reading math problems in bed after sex. If you're an adequate partner for her that is.

Cat is in the OP

Monkey, the banter she & Rararagi have in the Bake LNs tops anything he has with the other two. It's just two friends who enjoy each other's company, and at points help each other cope with each other's dumbass problems.

Cat's relationship with Araragi is straight up odd, I'm sure there are people who like it for that reason but I still don't really get it. It's blatantly not "just lust" like Neko Shiro said and it's not really romance either (not anymore anyway) but Cat and Araragi are weirdly obsessed with each other while simultaneously being too beta to admit that to each other at the same time. It's a bit frustrating seeing the two together on screen I feel.

With Crab, it's more a case that both Crab and Araragi have better banter with pretty much everyone else they interact with. Araragi is also at his dumbest/most insufferable around her due to Crab needing to be a guiding force for him while needing to be completely normal/unremarkable at the same time.

She is factually a lesbian.

>not including cat or bat in the options

user do you have the brain damage?

>Cat:

(-) Will go nutshit from time to time, probably sucking you to death someday.
(-) She is a silent bully.
(-) Xmas with her family probably sucks ass.
(-) No lewd before marriage.

(+) She knows what she knows.
(+) A Neko Girl.
(+) Probably a good housewife.
(+) Possible Neko Lewd before marriage.

>Crab:

(-) Will go nutshit over some usless detail, Probably killing you with a pencil.
(-) She'll probably do the same to your friends too.
(-) She never smiles.

(+/-?) Banter, LOADS of banter

(+) She will love you forever.
(+) When she smiles Your kokoro will BTFO.
(+) Her dad seems a total bro.

>Monkey:

(-) Has a monkey arm.
(-) Tried to kill multiple persons.
(-) Yaoi Lover
(-) Sold her soul to a demon.

(-/+?) Lesbian

(+) Teasingly lewd.
(+) Will respect you forever.
(+) Athletic.


>donut

(+) qte loli
(+) You can decide to be his big brother or his lover
(+) cool ass vampire.
(+) Lives in your shadow and never leaves you
(+) Solves situations

(-) They Still haven't translated pt.3

Monkey

Crab > Monkey > everyone else >>>>> Cat

bat not mentioned in op because universally agreed to be best

>lesbian

>wants to have sex with a man

Sure thing sempai whatever you say

Out of those, Crab.

I pick best girl obviously.

monkey is the obvious choice

I only deal in snake and birds

If I HAD to pick from the OP, Cat. I will never betray my one true waifu though.

Cat>Monkey>Bat>Crab>Phoenix>Bee>Bird>Snail>Snake

Everytime we have these threads I give the same answer. And that is I refuse to choose. It is a harem and they are all a part of it. (Except Ougi thats just masterbation.)

Her entire relationship with Araragi is built on light-hearted healing bantz.

>“Kanbaru, if you’re free, there’s something I’d like some help with. What are you doing right now?”
>“Heh heh.” She gave a somewhat daring laugh. “Whether free or not, I will come running if you need me, wherever you might be. Don’t even bother telling me why. Just tell me where to go and I will be there right away.”
>“No, enough of that. If you’re busy, you don’t have to come. I only just got your help yesterday, so I feel kind of bad asking for more. Where are you and what are you doing?”
>“Um…well, if you must know…”
>“What is it? Just tell me. Are you actually busy? If so…”
>“Well, um…okay.” She seemed to have made up her mind. “I can’t hide anything from you. I’m in my room and I was lost in some indecent fantasies while reading some indecent books.”
>“…”
>I shouldn’t have asked.
>I’d turned myself into a sexual harasser.
>“Oh, but make no mistake, Araragi-kun. All of these indecent books are boy’s love ones.”
>“Please let me make a mistake there!”
>“Today was the release date for some new ones and I couldn’t buy any during the exams, so I bought about twenty of them now.”
>“I see… That’s a lot of adult material.”
>“Tsk, tsk, tsk. In this case, I’d like you to call it lady’s material.”
>“Shut up!”
>Did that mean Kanbaru had visited this bookstore afterschool too? It was probably the only bookstore in the area large enough to stock boy’s love. That really made this a small town. If life was a galge, I would have been raising flags like crazy.
>“So to sum up, you’re free.”
>“Well, I guess you could put it that way. Thinking about you and Oshino-san doesn’t exactly count as busy.”
>“That’s your indecent fantasy!?”
>“So where do I need to go?”
>“Don’t change the subject! No, I mean don’t get back on topic! Kanbaru, please tell me! Which one is the seme and which is the uke!? I’ll never forgive you if I’m the uke!”

Today isn't opposite day

Monkey obviously

No it isn't

I want ougi. So badly.

Which means today is opposite day?

No she's still a major dyke.
She more then likely has the typical lesbian gets overpowered and brutally raped till she has multiple orgasms and knocked up by a man she trusts kind of fantasies.
And the MC happens to be the star of them.

She's kind of the over the top super butch dyke kind of lesbian too.

I'm confused. Is it or isn't it opposite day today?

excellent taste user

Which one would let me become a househusband?

Based. But monkey's a close second.

Monkey if you're desperate for a bro
Crab if you're desperate for a ho
Cat if you're a fucking psychopath

the one with big ol tiddies

She's factually bisexual.

Did you even watch hana? monkey is beta as fuck and the swamp girl took the initiative.

She is a lesbian
but she's not the over the top super butch dyke you're saying she is either, the series makes it clear that she's comfortable enough around the MC to act like that but typically has social issues of her own that she's dealing with

She's mine

I choose Kaiki

...

MONKEY

I'll fight you.

Every character in this series except for Cat has loads of banter
Monkey doesn't have a monkey arm anymore

>that feel when she would just dump us after she had her fun

We can fight later

>(Except Ougi thats just masterbation.)
Which is why Ougi is the true waifu. Waifus are just masturbation.

Ougi does end up being her own existence later on, though still somewhat connected to Koyomi maybe.