How would Sup Forums interact with aliens?

How would Sup Forums interact with aliens?

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fuck off space nigger

WE WUZ EARTHLING CREATORS N SHEEIT

Did they come legally?

Fuck off we’re full

I don't think this cuck understands that niggers aren't known for being an advanced or genius race that we can learn from

ayyy

Lube.

depends on how hot the alien is

Convert them to Christianity

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I'm willing to bet that an advanced race of star-hopping aliens wouldn't be as weak and easily-offended as niggers

We already did
Also Aliens fuck off now

>fight to the top of your food chain on your homeworld
>it's probably beautiful and wonderful
>nothing ever goes wrong
>invent amazing technology
>venture out into space, what wonders will we find?
>find a planet called Earth
>"Greetings humans we come in p-
>blown up by ancap mcnukes

Fuck off space niggers. You can crash on the moon though, if you want.

>we come in peace
"What accent is that"
>I'm from another planet
"Not from around here huh"
>no we seek peaceful exchange of information
"Take a hike space spic"

Aliens are fallen angels

All non-Nordic aliens are space niggers though.

Space niggers arrive and the only word that they know is "gibs".

Ask if my family and I can be space refugees if their homeworld/colonies are a better place then here, and livable to humans all to become space refugees. I'll even buy life vests from them. Hopefully they don't use me and the family for experiments and dump us out into the void or call us lazy stupid monkeys when we get there and start living off free alien gib me datz just surfing the alien internet. Kidding, i'd integrate best i could and try to work on the propulsion drives or Alien IT. Have you tried a temporal phase shift yet?

Wait until they become redpilled on the kikes and wipe them out without resistance.

>pic related hasn't been posted yet

Son, I am disappoint.

>Implying that An-Capistan won't just devolve into tribal warfare.

There are no aliens.

>space nigger

>mfw the first contact with aliens will probably be ayy lmao

The libtards will ask for an anal probe.

Take me away from this hole. I'm bored.

"Fuck off space niggers, we're full"
See . Thx for posting.

Already done faggot.

Considering ET's are about 95% likely to be space fascists due to how dangerous space is and the need for planetary unity to commit resources and people. We'd get on well.

We all likely come from space anyway in particular Mars. Earth was the evacuation point after the catastrophe. The theory is gaining traction in the community with this paper published this year about "Prior Indigenous Species" in our solar system before Mankind rose.


Reminder: Judeo-Christian creation is commonly misquoted God didn't say "I made you in my image" he says OUR image.

>Then God said, "Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; and let them rule over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the sky and over the cattle and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth." -Genesis 1:26

Islamic creation is even more detailed speaking od shattering of worlds, creating man from stars(this has been proven fact now by science) and earthen mud and how the "days" are actually era's equal to 50,000 years which is literally nothing in space terms. The 6 days are 300,000 years in reality. The timerange of 200,000 year) that man first became sentient and began building primitive culture. That's a 100,000 year gap in the creation story more than enough time to forget your origins and all the stories of another world,technology,space men would become myths,legends and tribal stories and painted on walls and tablets.

This doesn't even begin to go into the "angels/demons" and 30 banned books that were removed from the Bible which mention flying men and "ships made of burning metal" that came from Heaven.

Shit forgot the link to paper
arxiv.org/pdf/1704.07263.pdf

>inb4 humans used to be part of greater galactic civ
>sol system on edge of explorable space
>catastrophe strikes and survivors evacuate to earth
>rest of galaxy comes to help but it's a veeeery long trip
>by the time they arrive, we've entirely forgotten about the rest of our people
>watching from the shadows and waiting for a good opportunity to re-integrate us back into society
all i want is for them to say hi. I know most people aren't ready, but there are some who would love to hear the good news

FUCK OFF WERE FULL COSMIC COONS.

thank you soo much, muh sides

yessss so much yessss

Nigger shuttle spotted.

Sell them gold at 8t>%

No worries, N word is reserved for lower life forms.

ayy lmao

this. dammit nu/pol/

I look up this picture to laugh at least a couple times a week.

>How would Sup Forums interact with aliens?
Honestly there is at least a 5 out of 10 chance that I would fuck it and breed with it.

Meme'd into reality?

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