>Be American
>Walk into hallway
>Police points an AR-15 at your face
>"DOWN ON THE GROUND!"
>"HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!"
>He throws a Casio keyboard on the ground in front of you
>"PLAY BEETHOVEN'S MOONLIGHT SONATA!"
>"AND KEEP YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!"
wat do??
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It's what the Founders would have wanted.
SIR YES SIR ANYTHING YOU SAY JUST DON'T SHOOT ME *cries* *licks his boots*
heh...
*teleports behind pig*
*slits his throat*
hmph! pathetic creature...
*flicks blood from blade*
This tbqhwy fampai
Are you keeping your hands behind your head while you lick his boots?
Your forefathers would summon their militia buddies and shoot up the nearest Police Department , pathethic bootlicker amerimutt
That's what getting from 100%face to 56% face does
And yours would have flayed Mutti Merkel alive pathetic bootlicker Germ.
But in all seriousness, you're wrong.
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The US was never intended as some bastion of "freedom", it was intended to transfer power from the Crown to the homegrown American planter aristocracy, who ruled with force just as the Crown did.
This is a result of police being underfunded in the US. Police officers get such shitty wages that no smart and capable person would take the job. As a result you get insecure asshole bullies like this guy. He should have been screened out during the hiring process. Sure, assholes are going to slip through the screening no matter what, but if we invested more money and time into the screening process, and paid law enforcement properly for the dangerous and selfless work that they provide, this shit wouldn't happen so frequently.
Meh, might makes right.