Give me one reason why you wouldn't marry Vigne

Give me one reason why you wouldn't marry Vigne.

She's not Satania.

because I'm a Christian

Because Satania exists.

Because she is an evil bully.
This show has made me a satanist.

I would though. She's pretty caring and would probably make an all around great housewife.

Because I am already married to Satania and we are very happy together.

Because I would rather Raphi-chan bully me for all eternity

These. Satania a best.

Satania best girl. She's the sexiest in a swimsuit.

...

Satanya

Geez, how can Satan have THIS many husbands. What a slut

Was the ED in the middle of the episode for everyone?

She would put me to sleep because of how boring she is.

I'm already engaged.

Because she's devoted to her waifu Gabu-chan.

because she isn't real

I can't make her real.

Eternal damnation.

My waifu Gabe won't allow it.

I can't.
I already booked my trip to hell.

Did Gabriel Dropoiut rip off Koakuma Meringue?

Because she's too perfect and sought after.

I would honestly settle for a less attractive, flawed girl if it meant zero competition.

Like this girl?

Why do I love Gabe even though I think she's a lazy good for nothing shit at the same time?

> Student Council President

it's like you're screaming "Cuck me! Cuck me!"

who knows

Is she? I thought she was only the class rep.

Nah.
I'd rather marry her.

Because I'm already married to my cute wife Satan

Anything involving the student council is going to get gangbanged, mindbroken and impregnated with zero responsibility taken by Chads at some point.

I have no counter arguments for this.

When I first heard about this I thought Gabe would be the best girl. But then I ended up liking all of them equally. Don't make me choose one!

Choose.

Because I already married her long ago.

Explain.
Prez are the purest kind of girls.

Gaben?

satan>gab>>>>>>>>raphi=vigne

Satania > Vigne > Raphi >>>>> Gabriel

Gab? More like garb!

I want to marry Vigne and keep Satania as our pet.

Satania is Raphi's pet.

I want to rescue her.

Yeah me too, threw me off but was happy as hell when I saw there was still like 8 minutes left.

B-b-b-but I married her already

I can't! Don't make me!

Objectively correct taste

...

You read too many doujins. Student council presidents are pure and frequently lesbians.

She's already married to Gabu.

Make it
Satania = Vigne > Raphi >>>>> Gab
and you have a (you)

Because she'd say no

Because she is a mirror of you. At least that's why I like her. A lazy ass with too much snark.

THIS
Can't choose between the literal semen demons

She's a dork

Gab:
>intelligent
>has a part-time job
>can understand things quickly
Vigne
>caring
>collected
>can cook
Raph:
>social skills
>can train dogs
Satania:
...???

>marrying Vignette
That's like marrying your mom

Tits

You WISH Vignette was your mum.

Yeah, she'd be a good mom. That's the goal of marriage.
I want to make babies with Vignette.

I'd marry my mom if she was young and cute.

>has a personality
>caring
>pretty
She's everything my mom isn't.

My mom was pretty cute in her days.
If I had a time machine I'd go and take her for myself.

Go home Oedipus

Except you're fat and ugly, have no friends and are a neet.

This. Maternal instinct is sexy.

A mom you can fuck is every man's dream

...

Only one of those can be applied to me.

I'm sure that's what you like to tell yourself

>people hated hamster
>love useless angel
is it because she's always sexy and not only momentarily?

It's because she isn't two faced about it.

...

Umaru is significantly more obnoxious and selfish than Gabe. Gabriel just wants to be left alone, umaru demands other people constantly serve her.

My wife Sharo sure has grown up.

too old.

I love Emilia

Umaru is a burden to onii chan.
Gabu is just a lazy selfish shit.

She cut Gab's Ethernet cord. How can I trust her not to do the same to me?

Because I'm still not that crazy to get myself married to a demon, of all things.

She knows what's best

...

But that's exactly what I want.

Would Vigne want post-sex cuddles?

Gross

Gaby is the new hamster!

I bet Vigne has really tasty pee.

Reminder that mods are Vigne lovers.

Probably because she isn't a fucking liar
Being human-looking at all times sure help

Mods are not fags, for once.

I want to lick Vigne's sweaty armpits!

>gab actually gets a job where she does fucking nothing to support her p2w MMO habit
>hamster would've just demanded onii-chan give her money he worked for

i'm not sure if that's less or more sleazy.

she is crushing that coffee man's hopes & dreams, after all. (only Vigne restores him.)

She's a demon so she's probably used goods also gab is much better

...

She's already married to Gabriel.

Gab a shit. She ruined the whole series.

She spent the first few hundred years of her life extracting semen from men.

*my semen

where does the name vigne come from?

I can only think of Virgil form Dante's Inferno