HEAD BEHIND YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR ARM LEFT ARM OVER THE RIGHT ARM CRAWL AND DO A 360 JUMP AND TURN AROUND LOOK AT ME...

HEAD BEHIND YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR ARM LEFT ARM OVER THE RIGHT ARM CRAWL AND DO A 360 JUMP AND TURN AROUND LOOK AT ME LOOK DOWN CRAWL AND DO THREE STEP ON THE LEFT HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR TOES AND CRAWL IN FRONT OF ME

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You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about!

SAGE

No fucking shit. I don't know how you watch that clip and don't see that it's fucking murder. Those pieces of shit deserve to hang.

MOON WALK TOWARDS ME WITH YOUR HANDS POSITIONED LIKE NARUTO
NOW ROTATE 4 DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND GIVE ME THREE POSSIBLE ANAGRAMS OF "NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"

SIMON SAYS PUT YOUR HANDS UP
SIMON SAYS GET ON YOUR KNEES
SIMON SAYS PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD
CRAWL TO ME
I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS YOU MOTHERFUCKER BANG BANG BANG

Why is this being shilled so hard? There is like 6 threads right now.

Niggers trying to make a point

DANCE MOTHER FUCKER! I SAID DANCE OR WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! Now two steps now, left, left...

>PUT YOU HANDS UP NOW, YOUNG MAN
>LISTEN CAREFULLY,FOLLOW EVERY WORD I SAY OR I WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOUR WIFE WILL FEEL IT
>CROSS YOUR LEFT LEG OVER YOUR RIGHT LEG OVER YOUR LEFT LEG
>PUT BOTH HANDS UP AND TO THE SIDE
>PUT BOTH SIDES DOWN
>UNCROSS YOUR KNEES
>CROSS YOUR TOES
>HOT CROSS BUNS
>NOW CRAWL FORWARD UNTIL YOU'RE ALL THE WAY BACKWARD--DID I SAY YOU COULD FUCKING CRAWL? YES, I DIDN'T NOT SAY IT. SO CRAWL, MOTHERFUCKER, CRAWL.
>OKAY, NOW TOUCH YOUR NOSE
>SIMON DIDN'T SAY TOUCH YOUR FUCKING NOSE
*BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM*
*BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM*
*BAM BAM BAM BAM*
*BAM BAM BAM*
*BAM BAM*
*BAM*
...
>OKAY, NOW LISTEN, YOUNG MAN.
*BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM*

DO THE HOKEY POKEY!

dude was white tho, case does nothing to help the BLM narrative

>SIMON SAYS PUT YOUR ARMS UP
>SIMON SAYS INTERLOCK YOUR FINGERS
>LOWER YOUR ARMS
>DID I SAY SIMON MOTHERFUCKER, ONE MORE FUCK! UP AND I AM GOING TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU. DO YOU WANT TO DIE!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CAN"T YOU HEAR ME? DO YOU SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH.
>NOW... Simon says put your hands on the carpet
>Simon says start to crawl towards me
>PULL UP YOUR PANTS
>POP POP POP
>DID I SAY MOTHERFUCKING SIMON?!

Threadly reminder that the voice you hear giving the shitty commands isn't Brailsford, but Sgt. Charles Langley. Who has since retired and moved to the Philippines.

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND PUT YOUR HANDS UP NOW CRAWL PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP PUT YOUR HANDS UP
BANGBANGBANG

Consider my reply an anti-sage

kek

360 and walk away, obviously. This is hardly a question.

TAP YOUR HEAD AND RUB YOUR STOMACH
NOW SWITCH HANDS

IF YOU FAIL YOU WILL BE SHOT

PLEASE PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME SIR

>NOW, LICK YOUR ELBOW
>YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO COMPLY
>DO IT OR I'M GONNA BLOW YOU AWAY, SCUMBAG

>LEGS CROSSED!
>CRAW WITH ARMS UP
>I SAID LEGS CROSSED
>FEET CROSSED
>ARMS UP !!!
>I SAID ARMS CROSSED OVER LEGS
>NOW TELEPORT
>360 BACKFLIP
>LEGS CROSSED AND UNCROSSED
>ROLL TWICE THEN HEADSTAND
>CRABWALK WITH ARMS AND LEGS CROSSED AND HEAD LOOKING DOWN WITH HANDS LACED
>FINGERS CROSSED
>360 HANDSTAND HEADSPIN
>RUN FORWARDS 10 PACES THEN SQUAT THEN ARMS AND LEGS CROSSED
>I SAID LEGS CROSSED!!!!!!
>LACED HANDS WITH ARMS SPREAD, CRAWL 180 ROLL THEN A HALF JUMP BACKWARDS
>4 LAPS BACK AND FORTH DOWN THE HALL THEN SQUAT
>LEVITATE
>BACK HANDSPRING TO SPLIT NOW GO!
bu...but officer how do i...
>SHUT THE FUCK UP DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?????

>>>>FIRES MULTIPLE SHOTS>>>>>>>

>SUSPECT DOWN. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEYCARD WORK FUCK!!!
*screaming at door handle
>LEGS CROSSED!!!

>Live to see tomorrow

SIR , LISTEN TO ME, SIR!

TO A BLACKFIP WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY DROPPING YOUR PANTS IN THR EAR, UNSHEATING YOUR PENIS AND GIVING IT THREE, EXACTLY THREE, LICKS BEFORE LANDING ON YOUR LEFT TOE AT NO ALWAYS THAN 45 DEGREES , THR BODY IN A POSITION MIRRORING THE STATUE OF DAVID

FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS, SIR OW I WILL BE FORCED TO SHOOT YOU

IS SAID THREE LICKS!!

SUBJECT NOT COMPLAINTS!!
Bam
Bam
Bam

TARGET DOWN I REPEAT TARGET DOWN

Did you tun this through Google translate?

ALRIGHT YOUNG MAN DO EXACTLY AS I SAY OR YOU'RE FUCKED

SIR, LISTEN TO ME, SIR!

TO A BLACKFIP WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY PUT YOUR PANTS INTO AGE, YOUR PENIS RELAXING AND THREE, EXACT THREE, LICKS GIVES BEFORE YOU GO TO YOUR LEFT BREAST AT NO GROUND THAN 45 DEGREES, THR BODY IN A POSITION THAT THE STATUE OF DAVID SPIEGEL

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS, SIR OW I WILL BE FORCED TO SHOOT YOU

IS SAID THREE LICKS !!

SUBJECT NO COMPLAINTS !!
Bam
Bam
Bam

TARGET DOWN I REPEAT TARGET DOWN

DONT PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN

>reaches for his waistband

cmon man, be better

This

STOP!

I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS BULLETPROOF!

ROLLING

F ME
MOON WALK TOWARDS ME WITH YOUR FUCKING HANDS POSITION MIRRORING THE STATUE OF ME
MOON WALK TOWARDS ME WITH YOUR HANDS UP NOW ROTATE 4 DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND GIVE ME THREE STEP ON THE STATUE OF DAVID YOUR PENIS AND CRAWL PUT YOUR HANDS UP NOW ROTATE 4 DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND GIVE ME THREE STEP ON THE LEFT HANDS UP NOW CRAWL AND DO THREE POSITION MIRRORING IT THREE, EXACTLY THREE, EXACTLY THREE POSSIBLE ANAGRAMS OF "NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"
GET DOWN ON THE LEFT HANDS UP NOW ROTATE 4 DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND GIVING IT THREE, LICKS BEFORE LANDING HANDS UP NOW CRAWL PUT YOUR HANDS UP PUT YOUR ARM LEFT ARM OVER THE GROUND PUT YOUR HANDS UP PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR LEFT TOES AND GIVING IT THREE POSSIBLE ANAGRAMS OF "NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"
GET DOWN ON THE LEFT TOE AT NO ALWAYS THAN 45 DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND GIVE ME LOOK DOWN ON THE GROUND PUT YOUR LEFT HANDS UP NOW CRAWL PUT YOUR PANTS IN THR EAR, UNSHEATING YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR HANDS UP NOW CRAWL IN FRONT OF ME
MOON WALK TOWARDS ME WITH YOUR LEFT TOE AT NO ALWAYS THAN 45 DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND GIVING YOUR PANTS IN THE GROUND LOOK AT ME LOOK DOWN ON THE STATUE OF DAVID GUE MY ANUS"
GET DOWN ON THR EAR, UNSHEATING YOUR PANTS IN THR BODY IN A POSITION MIRRORING THE LEFT ARM OVER THE RIGHT ARM OVER THE RIGHT ARM CRAWL IN FRONT OF ME
MOON WALK TOWARDS ME WITH YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR LEFT ARM OVER THE RIGHT ARM LEFT TOE AT NO ALWAYS THAN 45 DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND DO THREE STEP ON THE RIGHT ARM CRAWL AND DO A 360 JUMP AND TURN AROUND LOOK DOWN CRAWL AND DO A BLACKFIP WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY DROPPING YOUR HANDS UP NOW CRAWL AND DO A BLACKFIP WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY DROPPING YOUR ARM OVER THE LEFT TOE AT NO ALWAYS THAN 45 DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND TURN AROUND PUT YOUR LEFT TOE AT NO ALWAYS THAN 45 DEGREES , THR BODY IN A POSITION MIRRORING THE STEP ON THE LEFT HANDS POSITIONED LIKE NARUTO
NOW ROTATE 4 DEGREES , THR EAR, UNSHEATING YOUR LEFT TOE AT NO ALWAYS THAN 45 DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND DO A

>Hands above your head
>Fingers evenly spread out
>Make no sudden movements
>Look straight ahead
>Maintain constant eye contact
>Cross your legs
>Hands where I can see them
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>puts are behind his back to get his gun
>"don't do that again or we'll shoot you
>reaches for his gun at his waist. BAM BAM

Cops did the right thing

He didn't have a gun you fucking idiot.

>be American
>pull up your pants
>get shot by police

>be American
>go outside
>fail to do the shitpig shuffle
>get shot

>*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

can somebody link the source of this meme so i can understand what the fuck its about

HANDS ON THE CEILING MOTHERFUCKER HANDS ON THE CEILING RIGHT NOW DONT FUCKING GET UP BAM BAM BAM

...

>Get on the floor
Walk the dinosaur

I thought he was gonna get shot the first time he reached behind his back with both hands. It literally looked like he was about to pull a Diehard-reach-for-a-gun-taped-to-his-back.

The second time, it looked like he was just pulling his pants up.

SHUT
UP

YOU LISTEN.
YOU OBEY.

This. Cops are trained to be psychic/have xray vision by default. The power tripping pigs obviously already knew the poor child was unarmed but they gunned him down anyway.
#fuckthepolice
I nearly escaped with my life that day when that fucking pig wrote me a ticket for holding a beer.

nytimes.com/2017/12/09/us/police-shooting-video-arizona.html

IM TRYING PLEAAAAASE DONT SHOOT MEEE

Where have u been the past 3 days

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

>turns 360 degrees and walks away?

rolling

roll!

9-0-0 Really no other way to do it.

>OR I WILL SHOOT YOU

fugg

>suck own dick while checking your privilege with your finger in your butt

KEK

rolling

OH NO I THINK I'M GONNA FALL

He should've stayed like pic related the whole time and made them come scoop his ass up. Never approach a cop with a gun pointed at you. Always make them come to you, they will eventually

Rolling

IF YOU FALL YOU FUCKING FALL ON YOUR FACE DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME

Turns out...

That's what it's all about.

Nice reminder that cowadooty spastics are now becoming cops because nobody has any standards anymore

RIP us all

yeah real talk if this happened to me I would go splayed starfish face down on the ground and not move a muscle

PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND ON YELLOW WHILE YOUR LEFT KNEE IS ON RED WHILE YOUR NECK IS ON BLUE WHILE YOUR ELBOW IS ON GREEN

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

roll

A-are we doing it right officer?

fucking kek I though this to
>LEFT HAND ON GREEN RIGHT LEG ON RED OR I WILL SHOOT

PLACE YOUR RIGHT HAND IN LAST TUESDAY AND YOUR RIGHT HEEL ON CHRISTMAS 2020. TAKE TWO STEPS FORWARD, I TAKE TWO STEPS BACK. WE GO TOGETHER 'CAUSE OPPOSITES ATTRACT AND YOU KNOW , IT AINT FICTION JUST A NATURAL FACT, WE GO TOGETHER CAUSE OPP-O-SITES ATTRACT.

Ring a ding ding baby

...

roll

>crawl without putting your arms down.

I don't want to die

DESCRIBE THE CURRENT SITUATION WITHOUT USING ADJECTIVES
RECITE THE ALPHABET WITHOUT USING CONSONANTS

TFK

what an end haha

Top Kek

>Philip "Knees bucked, you're fucked" Brailsford
>Philip "Simon didn't say now I'll spray and pray" Brailsford
>Philip "4 feet 20 inches tall, smoke you if your hands fall" Brailsford
>Philip "Suck the dick or I'll empty my clip" Brailsford
>Philip "Should have complied but at least you tried" Brailsford
>Philip "The last mistake you'll ever make" Brailsford
>Philip "If you're unsure we'll let St. Peter decide" Brailsford

droolin

roll

That last one is fucking terrible

Put your left foot in!
Take your left foot out!
Put your left foot in and shake it all about!
Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around!

Fucking based! Militarized government police using deadly force on civilians without consequence like /ourguys/ in the third reich.

He got shot for reaching in his waistband... dumb fuck

...

If a fucking retarded cop pulls that shit with me I am just laying on the ground hands behind my head not move an itch.

"Sorry officer but I am confused and scared I am just going to stay perfectly still until you get backup or cuff me or somethin"

He might shoot me still but at least if it's on video there won't be any bullshit of reaching around behind my back. It'll be

"White guy hands behind his head on the ground gets shot not moving an inch"

At least 6/7 were good my man

WHAT. NO

Lol funny as sage

That jury deserve to hang too

TIPTOE TOWARDS THE NORTHEAST WALL ON YOUR FINGERTIPS WITH YOUR LEGS BEHIND YOUR BACK WHILE HUMMING THE FLINTSTONES THEME
NOW!!!!!
NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS MOTHERFUCKER

Lord, listen to me, sir!

BLACK BEAD TO BE SKOPIZETE ALL YOUR SPIN, Peniche REMOVE THE CARRY AND THREE, THREE REALLY, BEFORE DISCONNECTING THE THIRD LEFT YOU IN NO MORE THAN 45 STROVIES, THE BODY IN POSITION INCLUDES THE STATE OF DAVID.

FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS, SERIES NOT WILL DO TO TAKE PLACE.

HAVE THREE REASONS !!

DO NOT WANT COMPLAINTS!
Bam.
Bam.
Bam.

OBJECTIVES DOWN. I repeat the goal.

roll

...

SIR, LISTEN TO ME, SIR!

FOR A BLACK BACKGROUND, SIMULTANEOUSLY PUT YOUR PANS IN AGE, YOUR PENIS RELAXING AND THREE, EXACT THREE, LICKS GIVE BEFORE GOING TO YOUR LEFT MOM TO ANY GRADE OF 45 DEGREES, THR BODY IN POSITION THAT THE STATUE OF DAVID SPIEGEL

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS, SIR OW I WOULD BE FORCED TO TAKE YOU

THANK YOU THREE LICKS !!

SUBJECTS NO COMPLAINT !!
Bam
Bam
Bam

OFF I REPEAT GOAL DOWN

do it

I can't handle free speech I hop this thread dies aaaaaaaaaaah

confederates can't even farm without black people helping them out

>Gotta love cops

The BLM narrative is that police are being militarized while having the training budgets cut, and that as a result they're becoming roid monsters off the street with a penchant for violence and a thirst for blood

>walk the dinosaur