I'm From 1997

Tell me what I'm in for in the next 20 years. Describe to me the best you can the future as relates to technology, politics and religion. Will Jesus come back in 2000 like many predict? Will America finally get a black president? Will computers be able to communicate effectively with humans?
I realize no one will believe I'm from 1997, that's understandable. However, I am a member of the AOL Pro Wrestling chat room, and when I was posting about wrestling one night I accidentally spilled milk on my windows 95 processor, which in turn created a black hole. I'm currently in front of the same computer, but my AOL browser directed me here. I'm hoping to communicate with you future beings

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You're going to get ducked by Muhammad

Muhammad Ali will become President of the United States?

Fuck off we're full

Every year things get worse and now the jews are having a civil war which all of us peons have to be caught in the middle of. They also lose control of their psychosocial engineering via media and have lost their mandate by the people through false flag terror and totalitarianism.

Otherwise, fidget spinners and hoverboards.

Bad news. We did get the first black president but it turns out he was really a broom that identified as black. he started a nuclear race war with mops that lead to the annihilation of human race. This site is the only thing left of humanity, the posters here though are highly evolved cats that smoke weed and fap off to fellow cats dressed as human asian girls that get fucked by tentacles .

KYS now and save yourself from the pain of the future.

jesus didnt come back

nigger president was a nigger

yes

ama

On September 11th, 2001, the world as you know it will slowly die and people will be eventually just be empty shells of what used to be. Anything past 9/11 is a horrible nightmare and it won't go away.

I have a list of stocks to buy and when to buy them so long as you promise to split the profits with me 50-50.

The Jews? Aren't they all in Israel? Why would an American be caught in the middle of a Jewish civil war? That stuff doesn't happen here in the 90s, Bill Clinton's running a good presidency. He's fixing relations between Palestine and Israel now, he brought together Yassir Arafat and Ehud Barak at Camp David the other day

A+

The N-word is awful! That's a line we don't cross in August of 97. Blacks like Oprah Winfrey and Eddie Murphy are just like us, didn't the civil rights movement teach you better? What happens in the future that makes you want to say that word?

What happens in 2001 that changes everything? Is there anyway I can help avert it?

I'm guessing the Lehman Brothers and IBM are safe bets? I don't know, their stock prices are high right now

>1997
i envy you
technology should get pretty great in about 10 years time(at least in our timeline)and most of the other things altogether with it too should also peak around that time
unfortunately,this should be followed by a long decline lasting for the almost full following decade(to this very day-December 12th,2017 CET)
and also
>Will Jesus come back in 2000 like many predict?
jesus won't come back
>Will America finally get a black president?
yes it will
>Will computers be able to communicate effectively with humans?
no they won't

You know the "Mr hankie" Stuart smiley guy from snl? Yeah. He becomes a powerful senator and gets driven out of office for playing grabass.

Oh, and Trump is hired by the deep state to play president and people actually fall for it and believe he does stuff.

Trump? The real estate guy who does Pizza Hut commercials? What? He becomes President?

Will the first black president be Jesse Jackson?

You will kys for making shitty bread.

no
i'm afraid by saying who he actually is might alter your timeline

The internet will be really awesome for a while and then it will be terrible.

That's about it.

Micheal Jackson died.
Here's the low-down:
There's a lot to the story of Michael Jackson and I rarely ever see Sup Forums talk about it.

We can start with the fact Michael Jackson was one of the first notable figures to call the media out for what it was. Sure, others may have said "The media lies" but few with such influence said it so vehemently. Just look at the lyrics on Tabloid Junkie:
youtube.com/watch?v=8pU4q-Gcpms
He literally calls the media writers "parasites."

The above song came out after Michael Jackson left Sony and started MJJ Productions (his own independent label). His break with Sony was not just over creative disagreements:
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I recommend you watch the whole thing but if you start at 6:15 and watch to the end you'll see him expose Tommy Mottola (former CEO of Sony) as an awful man who abused Mariah Carey. He was bringing out the dirt of the music industry execs.

Not only was Michael going independent, but he was also saying lots of things he wasn't supposed to. You can see La Toya Jackson talking about how "They" murdered Michael Jackson and how Jackson knew his life would soon be over:
youtube.com/watch?v=Kd9sADSWYA8

So, Michael was free from Sony so what was he writing about? Besides all the anti-media songs he came out with They Don't Really Care About us. What was one of these lyrics:
"Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me"

The song was about Michael being abused by the media and music industry AND about how humanity as a whole is owned by people who don't care about us. So why would Michael mention Jews? Perhaps this video will shed some light:
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And Bobby Fisher (one of the smartest men to ever live) on Michael's death:
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PART 1

CHECK FIRST COMMENT FOR EXPLANATION OF PEDOPHILIA ALLEGATIONS

But what about his pedophilia?! Wasn't he a degenerate? Nope. Michael was abused as a child in show business and it was this abuse that actually inspired him to save other child stars. Let's first look at his most infamous friendship with a child - Macaulay Culkin.
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If you don't want to watch the whole video I can summarize some main points. Culkin, who spent the most time with Michael of any child star, states that he believes all the allegations are false. Also, Culkin received a phonecall from Michael inviting him over before the two had ever met. Why? Because Michael understood the abuse Culkin was going through. Culkin still, to this day, holds Michael in high esteem and maintains that he never touched him inappropriately. For more evidence, Culkin's new band, Pizza Underground, released this strange video of Culkin eating Cheese Pizza:
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And what about the other notable child star - Corey Feldman. He's been in the news recently due to the Weinstein and Spacey stuff because he's saying there's major pedophilia and sexual abuse in Hollywood. What does he have to say:
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If you don't want to watch those videos here's a nice summary:
1) Feldman says Michael never did anything sexual, never even cursed in front of kids
2) Feldman says Michael and him bonded over the fact that they were both abused as child stars and Michael gave him advice on how to cope
3) Feldman says he knows of Hollywood Pedophiles and that Michael is not one of them
[Side note on Feldman he's about to blow the Pedo thing wide open: youtube.com/watch?v=uL_mA9nZBDc ]

PART 2

Anyway, the more you look into it, the more apparent it becomes that Michael's Neverland ranch was actually a place of refuge for child stars. There's a reason he invited child stars. If he was a pedo he would have invited less notable children that wouldn't stir suspicion. He was creating a place where he could keep kids who were the same boat he was in when he was a child star safe.

FULL PICTURE - EVERYTHING IN CONTEXT: Michael was exposing the music industry, the media, and the very power structures that hold ALL of us down and degrade our lives. Michael was saving children from Hollywood and the elite attempted to frame him to break his spirits and to lower prestige in the public eye. That's why in Tabloid Junkie he talks about "false witnesses" etc. In this video [ youtube.com/watch?v=bbTbopSCTck ] he talks about how they tried to break him.

Michael Jackson was a hero who gave his life for a cause most of us agree with. His story is not only important in exposing elite pedophilia but also how propaganda is disseminated to the masses. His story exposes the wretchedness of the media and the music industry. These "people" are PARASITES - he said it correctly.

Michael finally decides to do his last tour after years of hiding from it all. And then, his doctor murders him. Look into his story. There's a lot more than what we're being told.

PART 3

Le epic random!!! xD

This is all you need to know. Make a man called Ron Paul President in 2000 to stop it.

Hang youre'reself

Also it was discovered that Hitler was actually the good guy buy some African science team.

Total economic and social breakdown, sovjet union style.
Because thats what the west is by now: total socialism, total corruption, total bureaucracy, total waste of ppls money, rotal moneypronting, total dept.

Strike that vote Trump 2000

MFW I will never be smart enough to use magnets to prove NatSoc works.

Buy a shitload of Bitcoin and don't leave it on Mt Gox 1997 user.

You're welcome.

>Blacks like Oprah Winfrey and Eddie Murphy are just like us

kek

Take an picture from your timeline and post it here as proof

Here is a (you) 10/10

Immense faggotry and cuckoldry. Should just kys now in a vat of syrup.

Everything that makes life worth living will slowly be taken from you until a traveling steak and real estate salesman gives you your hope back.

You'll think it's getting better until it's too late.

Jews happen