/ak/ and GuP/Girls und Panzer thread

/ak/ and GuP/Girls und Panzer thread

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When will Chovy get rid of her fake pigtails?

THEY'RE NOT FAKE

>hey son, we noticed you're always alone in your room on the weekend, so we set you up on a date tonight with that nice neighbor girl. Look, she's here now.

who is 1, 2 before sig

Tell me the most sick, twisted, and depraved thing you would do to this little girl.

G/u/P?

This little girl reminds me of that little girl with the big backpack in Monogatari. Too bad she is not in a show that can truly show her potential like in Monogatari. Wouldn't it be fantastic if she is animated by SHAFT? Because s of now, the character design is only at the level of those god awful Kyoani designs.

Call Takashi

Give her a kissu on her cheeku.

I want to pop a water balloon down Miho's back

friendly reminder to /ak/ loving anons like myself, there is a nuggetfest coming up in Texas. Admission is free and it's basically a weekend of camping, shooting, eating, and having fun. You don't need to own guns to attend and you can shoot pretty much any gun so long as you ask permission.

Then Miho would shove a popsicle up your butt

Anyone remember the gup quest from a few years back hosted by Blackjack? I know someone collected all the story posts into a series of google docs, but I only bookmarked a few. Would anyone happen to have the rest saved or bookmarked or something? Would really appreciate it.

You didn't tell her that I have a crush on her, right?

Of course not, son. Can't do everything for you, you know? Now go out there and have some fun with your date.

These are the Nishizumi sisters.

How warm is Yukari's vagoo?

Very warm very fluffy.

can I see it?

Th-thanks.

Nishizumi spin-off set before GuP TV story when? And by that I mean Maho being the main character as a first year at KMM.

This is a blue board, go to /h/ or /d/ if you want to have a look at Yukari's lower fluff

You need to marry her first.

I'd like that, and Student Council origin short story.

I'll bring the brownies ;^)

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ummm shouldn't sisters wear pants when they're together...??

>arisa giving you a blowjob with those braces on

No.

so, where is she? tell her I want to marry her

are you sure is that easy?

It's illegal for sisters to not wear pants when together in the same area. I just checked.

I wonder if Momo ever wore actual glasses. Evidence shows she didn't even wear the Momocle during her early school years.

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You have to be a good person that Yukari would want to marry, first.

why is she so perfect?

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She's the most beautiful fluff monster.

How big would be Mako's family?

Proof?

5 kids.

Outside of sex, what are some of the most intimate things you'd do with your favorite guppie? List 3.

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I finally watched the film. first half of it felt more like a TV episode than an actual film, and it was strange they implemented with the exercise match something that was clearly meant to ease in newcomers only to follow it up with the rather long-winded school closure drama when that part would make no sense whatever to them. and the finale obviously couldnt quite compare with the one of the show since it lacked the built-up rivalry, it was also kind of half-assed to reuse the school closure setup

anyway, this is still the greatest new anime original IP of this decade by far, nothing else even comes close as far as I can see, but I seriously wonder how they are going to top the tank battles in the future. maybe they'll have to introduce regular artillery, or choppers. maybe cold war era tanks?

all suffer from narcolepsy

Well, the intro was a free, fun, no stakes battle for the fans of the show. It also allowed introduced us to all of Chihatan.

I'd really say the movie wasn't designed for newcomers at all. It has a bunch of callbacks and nods to the OVAs/ series throughout. Doesn't mean anyone couldn't watch it and find enjoyment though. The reuse of the school closure threat was a bit easy for the production staff, but I didn't mind it, because what followed was a fantastic long winded battle.

And I'd say the finale of the movie is about on par with the finale of the series. We have the two sisters working together and bobbling together this crazy maneuver to take down a loli in a fantastically crewed tank.

The whole movie was just great fantastic fun throughout. Musta seen it roughly 20 times now.

Klara.

I think the answer would be the same for everyone, right? Kissing, Bathing together and Sleeping with each other. Of course you can do all those things with varying levels of intimacy but they'd still all be the same as a foundation.

Yes, more mobage images! I absolutely love all the alternate outfits all the girls get, really shows of some of their casual fashion.

-Touch boobs
-Make out
-Spoon

Miho is not for lewding.

Mika? Mika!

I want a Pepperoni.

1. Having tea
2. Holding hands
3. Head on shoulder
All at the same time.

Cuddling in bed, sharing little kisses on the cheek, and good old fashioned handholding.

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BIG

Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

Hold hands, interlock fingers, have her leglock me as we make love for the express purpose of uniting our souls and bodies into one and procreation. Also head pats.

He said outside of sex, user.

Two of the best girls of Pravda.

Well, the movie was advertised as a sequel to the TV series so why would you think the movie would be newcomer-friendly?

That's outside of sex for us.

exhentai.org/g/1024753/ed6eb0823c/

>exhentai.org/g/1024753/ed6eb0823c/
Got a link that doesn't lead to a shitty picture of a sad panda?

>2017
>Still can't get past sad panda

Point being?

I figured it out but still nice broken link, it lead me to a screen that redirected me to the homepage.

>Excluding sex
Fuck that. I want to know which fags have the MOST sex and what their favorite position is!

Pretty sure listfag has already done that.

Reminder Darjeeling likes it up the butt.

Lies and slander.

Not a lie nor a slanderous comment.

Go to the Bovington tank museum
Drink tea
Talk about the weather

I think her evil twin gives her a run for her money!

I thought her evil twin was Galette? Koume is holy and clean.

Plot twist: Yukari was the evil twin sent to the wrong parents all along

>Koume
>Evil

Those two words just don't belong together.

This is a Nishizumi sister fangirl.

Giving Miho a haircut, Itsumi style.

I don't get it.

>noriko
>chocolate volleyball
CUTE!

>Momo wears the monocle because her little bro thinks it's cool

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>Are you sure that Vodka was really non-alcoholic, comerade?

Sisters can love sisters?

"Sawreehfag, I...I think it's time for you to sign these!"

I'd have them already signed before she'd even had finished the sentence!

Thanks for this image user, it does good things for my heart, I can picture her saying it just like that!

you're a fucking retard

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The dialog-less 3vs2 final battle is still the best of all.

Now we can rename Nina to "IseeParis-chan the second"....

I have to wonder if Nakajima and Hoshino are fans of drifting like Tsuchiya obviously is. In that case, why on earth would they drive a CRX ? Though if they can magically bore a 7M out to 5L I don't see why they couldn't convert a Gen 1 CRX to RWD.

>konigstiger

>always here

Does Fondue stalk her?

>zuper

I like exhentai.org/g/1022858/c2ee1c62ad/ more

Translation never! ;_;

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If not, they still have Yukari and Erika.

i only read oneechan and watashi wa daisuki desu in that