Be me

>be me
>crypto rich
>traveling the world for over a year
>wears a golden sequins jacket to a club in bucharest romania
>no one wants to associate with me, failure to socialize properly

did I overdo my attempt at peacocking? i wore a fedora with golden sequence vest.

what am I doing wrong guys? I'm crypto rich and wearing nice clothing in romania(former russian colony). Really I just want to make some friends here but picking up a girlfriend would be nice.

is trying to draw too much attention to myself overdoing it? should I try to tone it down?

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the state of Sup Forums
jesus.
i know this isn't real, but china, son, i like it.

people will avoid you for weirdo user
ffs...
for your own sake I hope you are only memeing with us

you dress like a clown and your shit is all retarded. you stand like an idiot and you look like a meth dealer or a crackhead prostitute pimp. go pay for a prostitute or something you pussy ass bitch.

No bully pls

first rule: be normal

heres a bonkers idea

Suit?

You need more golden glittery clothes, maybe a full three piece with some snakeskin gucci slip ons and wraparound orange shades.

Make sure the stand in the middle of the dance floor and wait for the pussy to flood around you

lmao

You’re dressed like a cocaine dealer. Bad peacocking form you’re trying to make a statement without knowing what statement you want to make.

If you’re dressing to socialize don’t dress shady like all black clothes a hat pulled low and a huge coat like you’re concealing a magnum.

Tone it way down. Build your outfit starting with the shoes first which you aren’t showing here. For socializing I like brown shoes. Match a belt to the shoes then pick pants that complement. Tie should match or complement the pants and then pick a shirt for the tie. Outerwear is seasonal dependent but slimmer and lighter is the style that’s in.

> gold pimp outfit
> Romania
> not instantly mobbed by gypsies
Fake news OP

Look

There is a few different ways you can approach this

My advice is to get into working out, get some rich workout clothing - full UnderArmour set up even - and get fit as fuck

the more fit you are the more girls want to fuck. Be the whole Package

What does "crypto" rich mean?

somehow i actually think this is a real post.
only now is the world insane enough for such things to happen.

robot autist millionaire can't get laid in rumania. SAD

why is this shit on Sup Forums?
and why are you trying to use (((PUA))) peacocking like it's 2007?

You posted that pic of the nigger hiding in a group of Italians. You aren't anonymous you dumb glow in the dark CIA Nigger

The best advice I have ever been given for making people want anything in life came from Tom Sawyer: in order to make a man or a boy (or a hot bitch in a club) covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain. A) Get some nice, normal clothes (Nautica coats, nice jeans, good sneakers) B) Get a nice haircut (Ask a stylist, get what they say [they know more than you]) C) Go out with friends and don't give bitches attention. Have fun. Girls are attracted to fun, and when they see that you won't give them the validation and attention every other guy gives them so easily they will chase. Hard. You can literally pick up chicks in a bar by being more interested in the TV than her tits.

No, you need to bleach your hair a blue gray, and use some of that super gel to mould your bangs into wings that sweep over the backs of your ears like the Anime guys

Any photos of your adventures in Romania?

80% of your life struggle is over faggot. If I was you I would bang at least 10 smokin hot escorts just to build up your confidence. Film it, and try to work out a deal where you can fuck each one like all day.

lel, it's eastern europe, don't wear any of this shit, wear and expensive track suit, the most expensive one you can guy

a nice watch helps too, and roll the sleeves up to your elbows

his wealth is hidden somewhere on him. Maybe his vest!

user you need a wingman you could hire me to teach you how to life but I only take USD.

KEK! Romanins would literally fuck anything western.

NEET rich.

Probably best life advice post of the week and it gets no replies. Everyone must be crypto rich and out peacocking in former soviet blocs.

I would listen to this burger, if I were you.

you look like a fag.

never wear any of this ever again.

If you're rich? buy my HowToGetRich.com for 92 bitcoin. @realLambright on twitter

>wear and expensive track suit,
You mean like in my pic?

I hope you are joking, because you plebs have no idea how to dress properly that’s for sure bitch. Russia, Hungary, East Germany, Poland - best dressed boys and elegant girls

congrats on your investment dude. but you're doing it wrong. if you just want to make friends, wear jeans and a hoodie, don't talk too much. go to a local bar and buy a group of fun looking people a couple of rounds of drinks. again, DON'T TALK TOO MUCH. just buy them drinks, laugh along with them, redirect the conversation back to them with lots of smiles.

help a bunch of people have a good time and you will make friends.

I saw you on /biz/. Europeans, especially eastern europeans don't like Americans. Just because you're rich doesn't mean people will like you.

im kinda crpyto rich too and have no social skills, i only ever go to a bar to play pool i wouldnt even know how to go about this.

help?

So you get rich and start dressing like Elton John?.

The larp tone is different today. Some new blood in the posts.

Seems like the leftist media monitors pol during habbenings, then simultaneously uses the info to break stories while condemning pol for being the ones who find all the facts before they do.

Then there's outsider attention on the board due to all the hoopla. Then u get new weirdo reddit posters making up new styles of larps and bait threads.

I blame todays weird threads on the muslim story in the morning.

go to church faggot

Send some BTC here. I'll send a portion back with contact info in the message field. From there we can talk about your dress and demeaner.
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Is that a toilet behind you?

And what is that in the trash can? One of the cardboard inserts from a piece of your new attire?

This cunt has been on /biz/ complaining all day.
Fuck em

Buy some coke and whores ya pussy

>here in romania
>flag
Get gassed

Looks like a faghag and her faggot whipping boi

dress like a poorfag and find a nice girl that thinks that you're cute

Sounds like covert MGTOW

I know you're just memeing, but pic related anyway.

Jimmy Carr?

Nice fedora faggot

Mistake #1: Romania - women will want you for your money

Mistake #2: What the fuck are you wearing, and why? It looks moronic.

Go to Japan, go to the bape store, then hit up korea for betty supreme knockoffs buy everything and only wear that

Solid advice right here. Been preaching and practicing this for a few months now.

chicks dont chase bro they go for easy dick

sounds like you are trying to make me mgtow

Why did you do this? Just look up what stylish rich people wear and buy that.

Cocalar autist

>fake gold jacket makes you rich

You need a Lambo if you want pussy you fucking faggot.

>Be you
>Unironically wear a fedora in public
>be so autistic you don't know why people won't talk to you
>feel so self conscious so you post on a Korean water polo board

Not very helpful guys

It's a Romanian phrase, it means 'extremely gay'
It's usually used to refer to bugchasers and romani male hookers

savage yet true
was a tuxedo not good enough?

>sequence vest.
lols.. poorfag detected.

Best advice in this thread.

Aus with the bantz as always, stay classy bruce.

fucking poofter

Go to a bar maybe you'll meet some friends or women and depending on how much your willing to spend buying a round for everyone will surely make them like you