How do we fix Rebuild, Sup Forums?

How do we fix Rebuild, Sup Forums?

Make it happen.

Easy. Don't talk about it or bother with it.

3.0 was just a dream

More like a nightmare.

Go back in time and stop it from happening.

Leave my waifu alone from that shitty character Mari.

This, first among the posts in this thread, is the best post.

delete these immediately

>Make everyone of the characters regain their memories of End of Evangelion
>Shikinami becomes Soryu and remembers her past
>kill off Mari

DONE, what do I win?

>dress up like asuka for halloween
>get drunk
>end up giving a blowjob to another guy
>everytime i see a picture of asuka i am reminded of that disgusting night

I hope to god that Mari gets killed off in the most brutal way possible, maybe the MP EVAs eat her or something.

I don't want my waifu paired with that... thing.

Pretty much the only real solution.

>>dress up like asuka for halloween
Why though?

really makes you think

I don't want Mari's waifu paired with this... thing.

All Asuka fans have a trace of gay in them?

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed the phrasing.

CANON
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she was mine first before mari.

You've been cucked then.

Not yet, I have faith anno will kill Mari off.

Yeah right, I bet you just got into Eva 3 years ago.

If Anno ever pairs my Asuka with that fucking four-eyed slut I'll slay him personally

2late

2late my ass, faggot, don't you talk shit about my waifu or I'll penetrate you myself, taking your virginity in the process

But then that means I would be your new waifu

>Age up Asuka
>Have her sexually bully Shinji for the last half hour

There I fixed 4.0.

we make shinji talk down to his father

But Mari is shinji and Asuka's daughter

Two girls can't procreate you idiot.

Shinji is not a girl, keep that faggy fanfiction in your head.

Kill Anno.

Then why does he have boobs?

>has boobs
>not a girl
You must be one of those transvestite loving faggots.

Retards

>no argument

You have to go back.

Remake of Rebuild of Evangelion 3.0: We Can (Not) Fuck This One Up As Badly

There's nothing to argue just watch the show

I did, and I see Shinji with a nice pair of tits

can gril do this

>can girls cum
What did tumblr mean by this?

Yeah, that's sperm not plasma. Guess you wouldn't ever know.

remove anno

We never see a dick so we'll never know.
We do see canon tits, however.

Wow really makes thy ponder humm ? :

>Mari is asuka and shinji daughter from the future who comes to the past to see how her father and mother looked like
>she changes time thus making the events of rebuild different from nge.

When the fuck are we gonna get the first solid glimpse of anything they've been working on for 4.0?

It's been FOUR YEARS since any new Eva and the Rebuilds have drug on for a whole fucking DECADE now

We already did get some concept art.

Here is Mari and Asuka's room, they share a bunket bed because they're lovers.

Link to more?

Can be easily found in the archive.

>implying that anything Evangelion isn't already perfect

I have a better idea. Let's abduct him, strap him to a folding chair, and question him about his life. I'm sure we can find an abandoned theater to do that in.

Feel no shame about shape
Weather changes their phrase
Even mother will show you another way
So put your glasses on
Nothing will be wrong
There's no blame, there's no fame
It's up to you
The first words should be finded
Whatever hold you back
I can, I can get it off

All of rebuild is an instrumentality dream from EoE, and 3.0+1.0 continues from Kimochi Warui as Asuka and Shinji explore the hellscape and live and learn to healthily express their love.

We see the graves and light is shed on how long Shinji had to wait for Asuka. It is eventually explained in the climax why Shinji choked her.

They have to eat cooked Rei-flesh and mysterous new lifeforms that have appeared out of the LCL.

Angel's Egg style direction and tone, but a bit more accessible with some nice interaction between them. They walk through the broken city and visit places from the show, constantly talking about their feelings and whatnot but hesitant to mention the worst that they found out about eachother until later.

Ends in true understanding of eachother as they talk around the fire, letting their guard down more. They eventually kiss for real this time and in the middle of the 60 second long kiss we hear the ocean waves pound and a baby cry.

They look at eachother like two people truly in love and then run over to it.

Asuka picks it up like a mother and brushes off the sand on its face.

As Asuka begins caring for it as a mother would, it stops crying, we see what looks to be Mari in baby form.

this is (not) good

Better than all of rebuild, and I'm sure the master could come up with something even better with the concept "after Kimochi Warui"

The baby thing ruined it for me.
Although for some reason now I want to take someone around an abandoned town and sit next to a campfire with her.

Gotta have a Ganaix ending.

Yes, contemplative apocalypse survival with Asuka could be very cute.

Asukafags are the most delusional people in the entire world, I swear to god.

I'm a Misatofag, how would you make a better ending that fits with Evangelion thematically after Kimochi Warui?

There is no after.
Evangelion ends at Kimochi Warui, and it ends perfectly. There needs to be nothing after that.

>I'm a Misatofag
I don't believe you.

>Misatofag

They only have their fanfics now.

It's how they deal with the fact that Anno gave an entire movie to blatant Kawoshin pandering.

There is no need, but the question of the OP was how to fix rebuild.

>Reifags are THIS defensive

Why does Asuka's tsundere pride and superiority complex stay when she's absent (apparently) of the mental issues which made her act that way in the first place?

Because Asukafags are shallow and dumb and don't care either way

Because it's cute and sells toys

kill me

Seeing all the Asukafag shippers on Evageeks cry about 3.0 was pretty entertaining, I must admit.

I'd love to.

I didn't say Asuka. It's just someone I think about when I'm not occupied with anything.

This is complete bullshit when will this yellow nigger deliver and stop stalling the end of these ride?

I don't care at this point whether is good or complete shit, just end it now

We don't. Forget about it.