Cakes are fun in anime, but they are a bit sad in real life

Cakes are fun in anime, but they are a bit sad in real life.

What other anime character archetypes work in fiction but dont work in real life?

tsunderes

Kaede thread!

Traps

>loosen me up
but i thought people liked vaginas tight

literally all of them

...

Whatever the name is for an anxiety ridden MC that talks all the time.

It's called 3dpd for a reason.

I find the "female" archtype of character, while mostly wonderful in 2D just fails utterly when attempted in real life.

Hikkikomori

real life cakes are ugly. that's why they are single in the first place.

Tomboys are pretty hit and miss in real life.

Look man I tip my fedora pretty hard but that's too far even for me.

Have you considered the fact that you might be a raging homosexual?

damn who invited tumblr to come in and throw an offended parade

>I'm offended you're offended by me being offended by females
kek

basically every single female anime character archetype

yanderes tend to be more destructive than cute
kuuderes tend to really not give a single shit about you
etc.

>What other anime character archetypes work in fiction but dont work in real life?
Women.

Harem Protagonists
Tsunderes
Extreme Genkis
Yanderes
Chuuni

Just wondering if you're gay senpai not offended at all

Who says tsunderes won't work in real life? my friend is currently dating one

Fuck off blogposter.