Konosuba

Why is Darkness so perfect?

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Who could love a woman who's constantly fantasizing about being fucked by other men?

If she stopped being a masochist she would be roughly 1.86*10^98 times better

She could stay masochistic, but I hate the "please rape me" a lot.

Fuck off faggots. You don't love Darkness as what she is, you only like her tits.

Typically if one is asking the question "Who could love a woman who..." that means they don't love the woman in question.

Don't tell me you wouldn't dominate her.

Rare DEEN that isn't awful.

She would make for a terrible wife, jesus christ she's so bad.
And imagine having to deal with her bullshit day after day after day and risking having a daughter with her same disposition or god forbind a SON.
Just no, I'd take Aqua over this deranged netorare bomb, no wonder Megumin is the winner here.

I just saw her stockings and garterbelt and stopped thinking, just like Kazuma

How is this shitty anime popular? Fuck konoshitter

She needs a strong hand to hold her reigns.
Being a good dom to Darkness would require some creativity to come up with a regimen of discipline and punishments for when she acts out.
Betacucks need not apply.

AOTS, stay butthurt

She said herself what she needs, a perverted noble who would fuck and sexually abuse her every day and completely dominate her body to the point of disability.

I want to deny Darkness sexual relief!

cry me a river

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When is she going to be called divorceness?

It's no fair declaring konoshitter a AOTS when other anime series is airing 12-26 episodes. Konoshitter isn't qualified for AOTS nominee

Aqua is very reliable.

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next season

I honestly was hoping she was that kind of S, the one who enjoys it as a play or a fantasy but completely loses her shit once she faces the real thing and snaps out of it.
But Darkness looks like she means what she says.

So the noble's son will come back to marry her after all?

Does the VA get paid extra?

so that's because you say so, ok, user has talked....

After that display ? He would need to be insane, that kid deserves better.

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I just noticed a couple frames of nopan.
And all day today I thought it was just clever camouflage to keep us guessing.
That'll teach me to watch without my contacts in.

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He's literally darkness' dream guy right?

Why would she reject him?

no
she marries the fat old man

Looks like her dream man.

We'll never know because nobody has ever tried.
She's a schrodinger's S.
But that's the joke. If her perversions were ever put to the test instead of being just words, it wouldn't be comedy anymore.

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Nice

She is boobs.

If only she wasn't retarded...

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her masochism is what makes her great

Just make sure you've got an adamantium chastity belt with accessories, big accessories, when you're away from home.

Lalatina makes my dick diamonds.

She's acting like old married couple with Kazuma. True OTP indeed.

why would you ever leave home

>gold digging idiot over dirty, dirty darkness

No, thanks.

This anime is only popularized by 9gag memes. Fuck this crappy anime

To buy more accessories for my deranged wife.

Aqua a cute!

CUTE!

just put a leash on her and take her with you

I don't go there, but given that you are an expert about going to 9fag, I will believe in your word.

>memes
>reddit
>9gag

+1 insightful

The season after next season actually.

Why would I show my affection to lowly dog ? Her place is in the kennels not at my side.

why is Konosuba so boring?

I disagree.

>literally a slut
>literally wants to sell her body to strange men

The author who writes this is sick.

Truly a sick man.

I would rather ask why you don't like fun?

>dorkness episode
>Sup Forums suddenly pretends dorkness is good

Explain that.

Lalatina's father said that she made friends with some thief girl.
Was it Chris and what happened?

>megumeme gets sent away for the ep again
>Darkness is just annoying for the duration
>Aqua dresses up like a cute maid and saves the episode

>man

Post Aqua midriff or I make Megumin use Explosion on the White House.

Darkness is a grade B slut.

Not a perfect by any measure except to the Americans who love their slutty pig women.

A real grade A pure waifu material is EXPLOSIONS. She's a pure waifu, do not touch her.

cheep mahou fantasy world

I think Lala saved her from a pinch or something.

Darkness: Eris pls halp
Eris: ok

Before her dress ripped, Darkness alternated between looking like a side character and a petty villain.

She got too invested in Kazuma. Also, he went over her scum threshold.

really though

why was darkness's tits so fucking saggy?

At least they feel natural enough

darkness prayed to eris for friends
chris = eris

>Chris teams up with Darkness for adventuring
>Chris uses Bind to stop the enemy from moving; Darkness smashes the fuck out of them

Decent team but they can't stay in the field long because of Bind's MP cost.

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>man

>Chris will never bind you and steal your virginity.
It's actually worth stealing now too, I'll lose my wizard powers.

>Sup Forums is one person

Cause big boobs sag, genius.

Some user mentioned that the guy in charge of the animation loves saggy tits. To be honest they look a lot more natural than the standard anime balloon tits and fit well into the everyone going commando theme.

The polite Darkness and malicious Darkness really surprised me. Nice to see how the writer handles the characters instead of making everyone stay in their "standard personality" all the time.

>show was actually fun for 3 episodes again
>darkness has returned and it's completely shit again

I don't like how the VA handled malicious-mode Darkness. It was too overblown. She's kind-of overblown for the orgasms, but that was just way too much.

i would eat that ass.

It was supposed to be overblown. That was the first orgasm she'd had in days. I'd be overblown too.

I was talking about her evil act. When the other main characters are being dicks, they sound like themselves being dicks. When Darkness is being a dick, she sounds like a generic villain.

I want to humiliate, abuse, rape and impregnate Darkness.

I also want to be humiliated, abused, raped and impregnated by Darkness.

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I am more worried about them being too big compared to the official art

I'd rather get dominated

What are you talking about? This was a great episode.

Because they're supposed to be H E A V Y.

I want to marry Darkness and user her cleavage to store my wallet and car keys.

But what will they name their kid?

light

They ruined her. Complete and total flanderization. What a shame.

Estranged.

>But what will they name their kid?

>zero anxiety about risk or danger

I'm sorry to tell you this but Darkness clears the first and foremost criterion of psychopathy. That's far from being perfect I guess

Teenagers are the peak of cringe.

>tfw too intelligent for this episode

THICCCCC

>They ruined her. Complete and total flanderization. What a shame.
That's literally every single character in KS you dunce.