Girls und Panzer

Has Hana already surpassed her mother in the looks department? Just look at those legs.

Is she the sexiest GuP?

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Nah, that would be Mako's grandma

Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

Why are GuP threads not being deleted but Muv-Luv threads are constantly the last couple of days?

Also is Rabu Rabu still ongoing?

Don't talk about /qa/ shit and we're all happy.
Yes RR is still ongoing, though all the good discussion is for PE releases.

/qa/?

Monster Musume threads are being deleted too

Yeah but MM threads are garbage to begin with and also exist on /jp/.

I want to fuck Mama Nishizumi!

Yes, (((/qa/)))

Why is she such a terrible mother? How did she ruin Maho's smile?

Pent up sexual frustration

Shiho is a terrible mother. I want to report her to Child Protective Services at once!

Tsuneo not being home to keep her autism in check.

If it's just the legs, Nonna is more than a match for her.

>why is she such a terrible mother?

Blame Grandma Nishizumi for not being fertile enough to give her a genki comfort sister!

If you are trying to imply Miho is genki compared to Maho you are wrong.

>ywn help relieve Shiho's sexual frustration

Feels bad man

>You walk into your room and see this
>What do?

Run away.

Tell Fagfag I'm not gay and to get outta my room.

Cute boy.

Happy Friday, my melanine enriched friends!
Here's a question. Outside the GuPniverse, who's your favorite male and female character?

Pick her up, then place her on my bed and caress her body as I kiss her

>her

Yes, Noriko is a cute girl, whose lips were made for kissing

This single mom and fuckboy Natsume from Natsume Yuujinchou. Guess who is my favorite GuP judging from these two.

No, Noriko is a cute boy, whose lips were made for dicks.

>tfw Hana will never marry you because you aren't Jap

I want to carry Katyusha, pretend that she's too heavy for me and then make her faceplant into the snow!

The schools across the whole country take direct inspiration from other schools from overseas, hell schools like Saunders are just a branch of the head school in the states. I think so long as you express an interest in flowers and tank guns you're in with a shot.

Wewlad.

I want to scoop Katyusha up and comfort her after you do this, causing her to fall in love with me and begin to hate you. Then you'll be all alone after realising you actually did love Katyusha with all your heart and your bullying was some warped way of showing affection. Later in the year you'd see Katysuha and I walking around town, her pregnant and this would finally tip you over the edge, causing you to kill yourself that night.

We'll name our first son after you.

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You want to end under Nonnas tank?

How do you melt Nonna's cold demeanor?

By telling her that you love her

By showing her your dingdong

A reminder that fighting in tanks in real life is dangerous and can be fatal.

sanya from strike witches

what's a male character?

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Stop talking nonsense. This is perfectly safe.

Well, except your tank falls into a river. But otherwise everything is fine.

I find Maho and Nonna the sexiest but I do like Hana too.

How do you imagine a date or being married to Hana would be like?

>Maho
>Frowning at you all day
>Sexy

This is your new gym partner.

>Frowning at you all day
>Not sexy

I wonder how she'd react to being asked out on a date?

That moment when it becomes a race to see who spills their spaghetti first

Why are most Gunners tall and leggy?

Nekota, definitely Nekota.

>you will never own your gunfu in real life
it hurts

Let me guess, britbong?

nope, just regular slav poorfag

Mika eating noodles!

I want to make a large bowl of noodles and share it with Mika, so that when we both have the same strand in our mouths, the act of us both slurping on it, will result in out mouths meeting for a kissu.

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I want to catch Mika in the act of stealing so I can report her to the authorities

I want to fall asleep on the couch with Mika after a long day of cuddling and a romantic dinner!

What would you do if you woke up to Mika sitting on your lap, grinding herself against you?

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Fukuda is such a gorgeous girl, she's such a good character.

She'd also make a beautiful wife

Go with it until it evolved into something much lewder

Hana is already married to me. It is pretty great.

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Not my favorite, but she is definitely up there.

My two cute perfect wives.

>not Mako

Objectively wrong. This is best girl.

I want to invite all the fags and their wives to a gran ball and spoke the punch with vodka and aphrodisiacs! I wonder who'll leave in a hurry first!?

Why would you do this?

>spoke the punch
Are you ESL?

Saori and Sawreehfag

Is this a coup?

Maho and Mahofag are so autistic they'd bring their own drinks.

No I just like bikes Kisama.

Maybe. I personally always though it'd be Hana and Hanafag, seeing as he's always talking about having relations with her.

Can't argue with that.

Don't bully me!

>Maho and Mahofag arrive
>Autistic detection goes off and is alerted to the spiked punch
>They figure the alcohol they bought was to further spike the punch
>They do so
>Realise they both don't drink alcohol that isn't beer
>Sit in the corner twiddling their thumbs and blushing at everyone getting frisky on the dancefloor
>Eventually go home and try to have sex
>Fail
>Sleep

Rude!

>>Maho and Mahofag arrive
>>Autistic detection goes off and is alerted to the spiked punch
>>They figure the alcohol they bought was to further spike the punch
>>They do so
>>Realise they both don't drink alcohol that isn't beer
>>Sit in the corner twiddling their thumbs and blushing at everyone getting frisky on the dancefloor
>>Eventually go home and have sex
>>Sleep

FTFY

Is it wrong that I like all the girls equally and would gladly dick any of them if given the chance?

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Yes.
How could you possibly like Yukari?

Yes.
How you could you possibly like Momo?

Yes.
How could you possibly like Erika?

Mako a cute! CUTE!

She's hot.

She's hot.

She's hot.

It's wrong because Darjeeling>all

Who is the cutest -fag? Who is the meanest -fag? Who is the nicest -fag? Who is the gayest -fag besides Fagfag?

Also would you guys buy the dvd/blu-rays of Rabu Rabu if Actas ever decided to animate them into 2-3 minute short OVAs?

Momofag
Mahofag
Saorifag
Norikofag

Depends if they alter it to fit canon or not.

mako is ｍｅｇａ ｃｕｔｅ

I want to fall asleep with Mako's head on my shoulder as we take a long train ride home.

I'm a -fag but can we stop talking about -fags so much?

"Would you like to buy some rock CD's mister?"

They're hardly mentioned these days compare to a while ago.

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>sa-o-ri-se--[drives tank]

No, but maybe you would like a boko?

Is Hana the Saki of the Ankou team?

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>Mahofag
>mean

Look he's the only one that threatens to gut people like a fish. I can't think of anyone else who's mean.

Also do not lewd loli Miho.

Mako is the Saki, Hana is the Ayumi.