/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RIDING IN TO VICTORY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump signs order taking us back to the moon and beyond 12/11/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Res 2391 (G5 Sahel Vote) 12/11/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 12/11/17
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #20 (Lara) 12/11/17
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>WH Video: Soon, Christmas @VP residence 12/11/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 (her name was Kate) 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump/HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson arrive in WPalm Beach FL 12/7/17
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>Pres Trump tours MS Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump speech @opening for Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump departing FL for Jackson MS 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally @Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>AF1 Takeoff for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump departing DC for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swearing in DHS Sec Nielsen 12/8/17
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>AG Sessions roundtable on drug policy 12/8/17
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/FrenchFM 12/8/17
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>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on counterterrorism in africa 12/8/17
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How will /ptg/ ever recover?

Did you know, salt is used in the production of ice cream!

When Moore loses, the Sup Forums tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.

I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million Sup Forums tards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.

They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the Jews had pulled a fast one on them.

"We will riot!" They will say. "Race war!" "Day of the rope!" they will cry.

Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything

But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that Moore, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the loud obnoxious pedophile who lost to the first communist senator in Alabama. The entire nation KNOWS that Jones is a literal communist, that he's practically bathed in the blood of 4 dead Americans, intimidated Alabama voters into silence, and he will surely be mired in constant scandals and ethical breaches. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Moore. After all his bullshit, his crimes, his lies, they STILL see Doug Jones as being superior to Moore. When the denizens of Sup Forums come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.

I need to fap.

If I see another Roll Tide, I'm voting Jones. WAR EAGLE!

>GALLANT, ALABAMA

>GALLANT!

ROOOLL TIDE!

REminder that Finnshill is a pathetic faggot

@152980299
>someone received money to type this up
jesus christ

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GUYS GUYS GUYS

I just drove all of the way from Atlanta to vote for Moore. It's not looking good. Lots of crying preteens waiting in line to vote

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>Harf and Juan
Well this lunch break is ruined, hopefully Trish makes up for it later

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Was this bitch sucking dicks in line?

Here's hoping word of the year 2018 is sandnigger.

Even on this day Trump is taking the heat off of Moore and placing it on his own deeds in a selfless act of compassion.

AWOO~

>Arrives on horseback
>Gallant
fitting, beautiful

self-checks nullify false gets

Choco tacos are the shit, I used to get them ever summer when I was younger. An ice cream truck used to come around and sell them.

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WEW DON JR!!!!

Shitposters are never recognized for their greatness while living

MAGA

>that level of smug

How much salt for two scoops for every Trump voter?

Hahax999

Moore will win. More hilarity will ensue.

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He has my vote. That glorious bastard has my vote

Did you just try to tag user like this is a tweet

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WHERE MY BOYS AT?
Come on Alabama, get it done!

That's a LOT of salt! Let's hope reddit can provide!

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Trump is the tank of the Republican party
he created some drama to take attention off the timid Republican senate on the day the voted for the tax plan as well

he played them like a fiddle again with only one tweet

now to find the morning Joe segment

WE ARE LIVE!

youtube.com/watch?v=H9AMDxfhrpA

TRUMP ADDRESSING THE SPAGHETTI TERRORIST

Part of me thinks half of it is policy and the other half is Americans just loving the sound of media squeals

Happy Hanukkah, /ptg/.

[spoiler]p.s. try searching "Hanukkah" on google[/spoiler]

Somebody on Sup Forums linked a story that said a reporter from Moldova was covering the Alabama election.....

wtf?

I'm Alabamy bound,
There'll be no heebie jeebies hangin' round.
Just gave the meanest ticket man on earth
All I'm worth,
To put my tootsies in an upper berth.

Just hear that choo-choo sound,
I know that soon we're gonna cover ground,
And then I'll holler so
The world will know,
Here I go!
I'm Alabamy bound!

Highly unlikely and after he loses these threads will pretend losing a senate seat in the Deep South is no big deal.

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Trump sounds like shit today.

So brave to blow your dick off in a sign of trans solidarity

Wew, they really went all out this year, won't be like that for Christmas.

There isn't enough words in the english vocabulary to describe how much I fucking hate democrats.
Fucking nation wrecking scum, parasites. They could all die tomorrow and I would dance on their fucking graves.
Traitors from top to bottom.
>Trump before the he is president
>HIS VOTERS ARE CRAZY THEY ARE UNDERMINE DEMOCRACY!!!
>Democrats after the election
>REEEE UNDERMINE DEMOCRACY IMPEACH IMPEACH!! INVESTIGATE!! CIVIL WAAAAAAAR!! NOT MY PRESIDENT!!

I hate these fucking roaches. HATE.
I want them to FUCKING suffer. Dear GOD moore better win this.

Remember you can vote for Doug Jones by text if you send Jones to 05339. I'm sorry to all Moore fans out there, but only the Democrats fixed their "vote by SMS" service.

>AND A FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN

AND A FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN

>AND A FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN

AND A FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN

>AND A FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN

AND A FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN

Try searching for "Christmas", retard.

List of liberal democrats GUILTY of sexual harassment and pedophilia:
No moral high ground for you faggots

BILL RAPEY CLINTON
Tony Mendoza, a California state senator
Jeffrey Tambor, actor
Ed Westwick, starred in “Gossip Girl
Jeff Hoover
Brett Ratner, a producer and director
Kirt Webster, a music publicist
Ken Baker, a journalist for the E! network,
James Toback, a screenwriter and director
Andy Rubin, the creator of Android le
John Lasseter head of Pixar
Glenn Thrush, The New York Times
Mark Schwahn, director, writer and producer
Gary Goddard, The Goddard Group,
Mario Batali,
Jon Heely, the director of music publishing at Disney,
Peter Martins, NYC Ballet,
James Levine,conductor at the Met
Shervin Pishevar Sherpa Capital,
Steven T. McLaughlin, a New York state assemblyman
Harvey Weinstein
Andy Signore Senior VP for Defy Media
Roy Price Head of Amazon Studios
Chris Savino Creator “The Loud House
Robert Scoble Tech blogger and co-founder of the Transformation Group
Lockhart Steele Editorial director of Vox Media
John Besh Chief executive of the Besh Restaurant Group
Terry Richardson Fashion photographer
Leon Wieseltier A former editor at The New Republic
Rick Najera Director of CBS's Diversity Showcase
Mark Halperin NBC News and MSNBC contributor
Raul Bocanegra California state assemblyman
Kevin Spacey Actor
Michael Oreskes Head of news at NPR
Andy Dick
David Guillod Co-chief executive of Primary Wave Entertainment
Louis C.K.
Andrew Kreisberg Executive producer
Eddie Berganza Editor at DC
Stephen Bittel Florida Democratic Party chairman
David Sweeney Chief news editor at NPR
Al Franken U.S. senato
Russell Simmons Co-founder of Def Jam
John Conyers Jr. U.S. rep
Charlie Rose Television host
Matt Lauer Co-host of “Today"
Garrison Keillor
Israel Horovitz Playwright
Matt Dababneh CA assemblyman
Danny Masterson Actor
Lorin Stein Editor of The Paris Review
Ryan Lizza Writer for The New Yorker and CNN

>THANK YOU SENATOR MCCAIN

TRUMP YES

C U T E

>drompfkins will riot and challenge the election when he loses!!!

>There are Europeans on here who are not Americans living in Europe, and have no actual connetion to the US, but still care about everything that happens here.
That is so nice

mccain redemption arc

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youve come to the right place, m8. Welcome!

roy is /our guy/

Stupid goyim,

WE ARE 500 TIMES OVER-REPRESENTED BECAUSE WE ARE 500 TIMES SMARTER THAN YOU

Stop trying to put it to nepotism, greed, or thievery. We are god's chosen ones, and you aren't. You only exist to serve us, which is why we'll continue to kill you, rape your women, humiliate you, corrupt your children, destroy all that you try to build, and let you know it :)

It's all just a game to us, and you goyim, are our toys for us to do as we please.

So shut the fuck up and get back to work.

Israel isn't going to pay for itself.

Fuck you ape, I'm no newfag or something.

Checkmate, nigger.

ONWARDS TO VICTORY!

WHEN ARE THE RESULTS IN?????

SHOULD I STAY UP TO WATCH THE TEARS??

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>OUR HUMAN SUBMARINES ARE THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD
American Preggos GOAT, Trump confirms!

Those crafty bastards. I hope word doesn't get out to all Democratic voters, or we could be in real trouble.

When your own country is cancer and your politics are even more cancerous, you start caring about other countries politics.

Sauce?

>t. newfag

they did it for christmas and kwanzaaaa, you have to search for them

You know, we get criticized for voting for these guys primarily to make shitlibs mad, but I don't even deny it anymore. It's so much fun and they deserve it so, so deeply

>Thank You McCain
Oh fuck, McCain just got an extra year of life, didn't he?

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PERFECTO

lots of horses in this bread

The only immigration I’m okay with is all these poor bastards stuck with cuck leaders who just want to MAGA with us

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We should know by 9PM EST. Get some sleep, and check back.

>I want them to FUCKING suffer. Dear GOD moore better win this.

Moore is ahead and has been ahead
else he would've been out campaigning more over the last week
he's kept low though, and not given the media an opportunity to ambush him
everyone on the left is already doing damage control; the NYT had an entire article essentially shitting on Alabama for being poor and backward
look for more articles about how bad Alabama is after Moore wins

I really want that image blown up to poster size and hanging on my wall

I love you guys.

9 hours from now.

Is that pronounced
Fuckahontas?

Wow that's very anti-semitic. Didn't you know Jesus was a jew? Even your stupid leadwer Hitler was paid by the jews

*shakes head*

You really need to learn more books

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I love Don Jr. Hahahahahaha

I came for the memes and stayed to support the humble steak salesman. If they subvert US, entire World is, quite frankly, fucked.

>Reddit Spacing
>Ignored, BEGONE SHILL

>he retweets it so he doesnt have to say it
Smart man

It's escapism

>AND A FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN

AND A FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN

>AND A FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN

AND A FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN

Or a swift, painless death in his sleep

PERFECTO!

They all tried
Tebow cried
Roll damn tide

>google unironically bought into the kwanzaa meme
It's the ultimate astroturf holiday created by a socialist