Ancapism is goo-

>Coca Cola hires right wing death squads to kill communists
>Coca Cola literally funded the helicopter rides

WTF I LOVE CORPORATISM NOW

as opposed to dying at 50 from a steady diets of beats and human rights abuses

I drink 60 fluid ounces of coke almost every day, and I weigh 145 pounds. soda doesn't make you fat.

-d

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I unironically support ancap for the western world, not because it's good or functional, but because the inevitable collapse should be surreal and hilarious

>one time

Thank god, an accusation that isn't sexual harassment.
I can't help but wonder how this is going to get turned around on the president since he apparently drinks 12 coke products daily.
>GRONDALD FLUMPHGSYL SUPPORTS COCACOLA BACKED COLUMBIAN DEATH SQUAD BY SUPPORTING THEIR PRODUCT. IIIMMMMMPPPEEAACCHHH

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>being this naive

you are probably pre-diabetic at this point, but hey! at least you are not fat