Big tits are for real men

big tits are for real men

flat chest are for plebs

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It's the other way around but whatever

the only reason guys like cow tits is because they have low self esteem and think a fat fuck is the best they can get so they trick themselves into thicking it looks good

I can buy them

I guess that makes me a pleb

>not enjoying both

Fucking faggots.

Slut.

which cup size is for true praticians, i prefer C or D

D for Dragon

Olev?

Quetzalcoatl is olev

Be happy that some guys like small breasts. Less competition.

I like em huge.

OPPAI ON LOLI

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C cups are the best.

The best size is based on the proportion and size of the girl, not a set cup size. C cups look huge on a super short girl. But look too small on a tall girl.

Tits guys are guys who want a replacement for their mommy who they can also fuck. Ass/hips guys are men who look for fertile women who can give birth to many children.

And guys who like big tits, hips, thighs and butts on a girl with 20% body fat are the true men.

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This fine gentleman would disagree with you.

I don't understand the appeal of big boobs.

>projecting this hard

Man short stacks can be attractive.

>Bashing either of them.

Trash people.

They are the ideal form of the female body.

B is Best

Totally agree. Nothing better than looking down at a girls face and cleavage at the same time.

Who would fall for a mere immitation

medium sized tits are the real patrician choice

I read paper that said low IQ prefers big tits while high IQ prefers flat. I think this was in regards to marriage.

Tit examiner here. Best tits are in middle range. Big tits tend to be fibrous and grumous to touch, so it's like bags of sand with some bigger pebbles here and there

That's probably because in 3D most big tits are attached to fatties.

>Big tits tend to be fibrous and grumous to touch,
Three different girls with the same size breasts will feel different. Some will feel like a water bed, others like a bag full of aloe and others are super stiff.

You know nothing about breasts.

This. And without the silly jiggle physics. Not implants

That POV needs to be a thing.

Or did you only grope girls different times of the month?

>girls breasts change in firmness based on the time of the month
They change based on arousal or pregnancy. But not a menstrual cycle. I know everyone on here is a virgin, but did you fail biology as well?

>During menstruation, many women also experience changes in breast texture. Breasts feel particularly lumpy. These are the glands in the breast enlarging to prepare for a possible pregnancy.

Why does she have an air vent on her chest?

this

>tfw all the boobs in this thread are too small for you

Do they have good genes?
Are they responsible parents & citizens?
Are they fertile?

If yes to all 3 then they're very attractive.

Flat chests for the connoisseurs
I came to MUM-199 more times than any other JAV.
Not anime, but the actress has the flattest "3D" chest I've seen.

That show was a masterpiece.

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The four girls I've slept with must have been exceptions to this. One of them had unnaturally firm breasts, but all the time. And no 'lumpyness'.

Butt

>Non-virgin

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All boobs are beautiful.

only the big ones

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Small titties are master race!

Do not persue big boobed girls! Leave them for us plebs!

>Implying what makes tits big is absolute size, not relative

I've seen B's that look bigger than D's.

But I'm not againsts it

Fetishization of the "other." DFC is basically the same as male breasts so it's more typical to want to touch/experience big tits due to the fact that you'll never have them yourself.

I know a girl who's tiny as fuck and technically has Ds, but they look like Bs at most. There's just a big enough difference between her underwire/ribcage measurement and bust measurement for it to count as a D, since that's what the letters are determined by.

Big tits are the patrician choice.

>Not preferring ass
Mongrels, all of you.

is touma a confirmed ass man?

No, he's into tits. Well, he's into developed girls I should say, so big tits, ass, thighs and hips.

See

>tfw you like big tits
>and small tits
>and flat tits
>and asses
The only "pleb" here is you.

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Is it Monday already?

No it's just Saturday

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Delete that image now.

I hate mondays

I like average sized desu, B or C

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I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS RIGHT NOW!

>he thinks those are medium
Those are kinda small. Not flat, but small.

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At least you like it.

And thighs are for patricians.

thus i sit here, pondering to myself, why do ppl like girls with breasts bigger than their heads.

So you can put your head between them

deep into that darkness peering
long I stood there wondering fearing

Because I actually like super small girls. So their breasts being bigger than the other parts of her body just shows how big the breast really is.

Holy fuck this is actually on point.

>yfw this show was so superb it even caused a shitstorm in Sup Forums with the participation of MODS
What a ride

Regardless of what fags say, oppai loli is god-tier

Its shortstack! Not Oppai Loli! Mou!

No, I know. I'm just saying oppai loli is great as well.

So I can dream of being smothered by them.

I loved DFC, but i enjoyed Tawawa.

This. One of the few ecchi series to have actual substance to it. The ecchi scenes actually develop the characters personality and motivations. So you care about the characters beyond just being a pair of tits.

That h-manga was too short. should have been a whole tank.

I really want a cow titty sex friend.

sauce?

>I really want a cow titty sex friend.
Its not that hard if you spend the hours sending messages on dating sites and don't expect the girl to be a Hollywood model. No girl will ever be a perfect 2D girl. You just have to accept that and embrace their faults.

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Everything by this guy is big-tittied goodness.

Hear hear!

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k-cups are so great.

I'd totally settle for a pudgy plain jane so long as she had obscene titties made for paizuri.

Well yeah? I love both.
Especially at the same time.

Which is a totally obtainable goal. I've done it.

on the other hand if you're a guy with big tits you're a piece of shit what the fuck are you even doing on Sup Forums jesus christ

so I think flat chests are pretty good too only on adult women though.

You are ok, user.

unironically this.
shhh no paizuri, only mating press now