AND SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

AND SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

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LIKE THAT EARLIER ROUND

Call for help.

How much time did you spend making that fake picture?

nytimes.com/elections/results/alabama-senate-special-election-roy-moore-doug-jones

Results havn't even started yet

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what did you hope to accomplish by posting this fake image?

Glow in the dark ALL CAPS shareblue nigger posting fakeass shoops and gay emo lyrics.

He wants (You)s

>nytimes
literally fake news

He was probably looking for (yous)
like he’d get if I did this
>153021131
oops, wrong number of inequalities
thyme

wow if thats all doug dimmadome is gonna get from the urban voters there is no way he can win

fug now I have to listen to that song

lol everybody who threatened to kill me because i stood against this pedo fuck can all go die. i hope this keeps up. be contrarian. dolan is the antichrist. my "shitposting" seems to have gotten through. God Bless Alabama if Jones wins. JONESIN FOR JONES MOORE MUTTS GOIN DOWN

He's letting us know (((they))) are rigging it.

Watch that exact image be true.

is there a link to live counts?

it hasn't started yet

Hey fellow /lgbt/ person,

Roy moore is not a pedo. Why do you continue to believe media lies? If any of those women were truly hurt or raped or assaulted they would have went 25+ years ago to the police.

Sincerely,
a gay person in politics with common sense

P.S. - Where has your common sense gone?

Top, bottom or verse?

Tbh I would rather NOT Roy Moore simply because I’m tired of tribalisric politics but he also MUST win

Vers

Masc or the twinkle toes kind?

Gay people are all attention seeking whores and child molesters

Just go hog wild and its all good

why would you not vote moore? cant he just be replaced with another republican when he gets the position?

>all these towns are commemorated in civil rights events of the 50s and 60s
>bible thumper judge turns out to have a taste for school girls
youtube.com/watch?v=kVRxdPWV3RM

88.7% of you are. no pedos. you dont know for sure he isnt. the allegations were bad enough for me. period

Neither. I look normal.

>cant he just be replaced with another republican when he gets the position?
Republicans aren't going to take the publicity hit that comes from kicking him out so soon after an election

> the allegations were bad enough for me. period

No faggot cares if this dude was diddling kids back in the 60s and 70s. You degenerates love grooming little boys.

Conversely no Sup Forumsacks care if he was chasing around 14-17 year olds girls back in the day. As long as he wasn't going after actual kids, the kind you homos love, nobody here cares.

Hide your granddaughters! Roy Moore for Alabama Senate!

>the allegations were bad enough for me. period
a user on Sup Forums with the ID GNKmwxBa raped and ate my grandfather when he was just 7 yrs old :(

1 (You) = 1 like

#metoo

Finally someone speaks out about this menace.

Now that they have spoken up, I also feel strong enough to stand up and say that GNKmwxBa diddled my little boy anus when I was only 5 years old. He stuck it in my secret no-no zone and I thought I liked it but actually I've decided now that I didn't so that's retroactively true.

#metoo

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to support Roy Moore. The pandering is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of rural living most of the jokes will go over a typical person's head. There’s also the Right's authoritarian outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Alt Right literature, for instance. The Alabamans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these places, to realize that they’re not just better- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Alabamans truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in busing in niggers, which itself is a cryptic reference to Henry Fords' "The International Jew". I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those cringey simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the Alt Rights' genius wit unfolds itself on their polling places. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Roy Moore tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the underage ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

When Pence/Moore are elected in 2024, you'll be going to the gas chamber.

Get plenty of caps from the saltmines. I want some quality stuff tonight.

AM I MOREEEE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR

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Hey, come on, FOB wasn't gay until they did the Ghostbusters abortion.

#metoo
He stuck a sharpie in my pooper and killed my puppy when I was 6 years old.
He said he'd kill me just like my dog if I told anyone.

Apparently OAN declared Moore the winner.

>live results
>polls don't close for another half hour

Exit Poll:
55% Moore
40% Dems

Stick a fork in. Fake rape claim operations DO NOT WORK.

nice try seeing as polls dont close until 8p.seeing as its 7:36p i think i will make a prediction and say this fake picture is only victory u will see.fantasy is all the left has

ITS OVER FOR YOU DRUMPFKINS. FUCK TRUMP FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

at least theres no chance of a woman winning amirite fellow drumpftards?

Mortuus est de Republica: Vivat et res publica

Im from Alabama, and one time I saw Jones eating a living, black, gay baby in broad daylight. I said hi Jones, and he just grinned and waved.
These are serious allegations, prove it didnt happen faggot.

youre all haitians

>memeflag
checks out
women and politics only work well sometimes. hillary was a doomed candidate from the start

DAVID WASSERMAN 7:32 PM
This Race Is Giving Me Flashbacks
I’ve been going back and forth on who I think will win tonight’s race. For most of November, I was convinced Moore would win. After all, in 2016 we learned that the scandals most people in DC thought would derail just about anyone — especially those broken by major coastal outlets — just weren’t being viewed the same way in the interior of the country.

But in the final week of the race, it started feeling more like the 2015 Louisiana governor’s race, where Democrat John Bel Edwards was initially given little chance of winning but had enough late momentum to capitalize on Republican David Vitter’s personal problems. It felt like if Democrats couldn’t beat Vitter, they should probably pack their bags and give up on Louisiana for good.

Alabama is a touch more Republican than Louisiana, but Democrats’ desperation to beat Moore is much the same. That the allegations against Moore involve minors and that the state’s senior GOP senator refuses to endorse him take this scandal to a different level than Vitter’s. But Alabama’s is a federal race, not a governor’s race.

We’re about to find out whether partisanship is so deeply entrenched that federal races might as well be censuses of Democrats and Republicans rather than contests between individual candidates with unique strengths and weaknesses.

fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/alabama-senate-election-results/

user has a time machine that travels 13 minutes into the future

That would be masc by default, son

Bel Edwards won because vitter is a bigger snake than McCain and everyone knew it, we just wanted him to get gone and stay gone.

Edwards won't win again

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SAD

>Sup Forums eats the bait everytime

Who is that Total Write-Ins? Sounds like a nigger name.

They're attempting to harness the power of memetics. It only back fires on them since they lack the capacity to wield this awesome force.

FUGGG ITS OGRE

>Marshall County
>Democrat

literally 2 counties.

F

enjoy nigger aids, shitqueer

Coffee County coming in Red

damn that dog is cool as hell

It's not over yet, Snake.

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NBC saying its
76% Moore
23% Jones

nbcnews.com/politics/2017-election/AL

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truvada stupid cunt

hell yeah

>0% REPORTING IN

Literally nothing

What the hell wrong with yall wipepus?

i don't speak diseasedgayhomo

Oh nice. I arrived on Sup Forums just in time for the Roy Moore vote.

Time to double-check my shitposting folders for the various outcomes. Gotta be ready to either join in the fun or harvest extra tears. It's been a while and the price has finally started going up again.

good night whitey

lmao it literally says less than 1 percent of precincts have reported in

FASH THE NATION

L
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GET IN HERE

only six month old vagina. and aids. and box pox. yer gon lose jewish shit nose

KEK, KEK.

The race war is coming

The write in might just cuck Roy

THROUGH EARLY MORNING FOG I SEE

>tfw seeing aussie normies so gaslit by the media about hating trump and stopping him at all costs some are actually paying attention to obacure alabama Senate races for some reason

lol roy moore diddled roasties

>5% of blacks voted moore

Uncle Toms literally

It's super easy to change their minds. Just show them the al frankin stuff and show them the roy moore stuff. Ask them to compare the evidence for both. Then show them the media coverage.

I've got some super liberal ass people saying that roy moore at the very least is unimportant by comparison to Franking and Conyers. You've got to cajole these emotional thinkers into a rational mindset through emotional sophistry.

GAS GAS GAS! I AM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS!
TONIGHT I'LL FLY AND BE YOUR LOVER!
YEAH YEAH YEAH! I'LL BE SO QUICK AS A FLASH
AND I'LL BE YOUR HERO!

Get comfy lads this'll be a good one if Moore wins

Sessions won 85%-9%