What's this dorks fucking problem?

What's this dorks fucking problem?

Absence of brain and a strong desire for dick.

She wants my D.

I doubt it

Dain brammage.

Some ungrateful shittyneet are near her.

She lost the Kazumabowl

She doesn't get exalted enough.

What problem? She's perfect.

She's a moron

Kazuma

STOP

They look so happy together.

Unpurged lichees

...

Incredibly low intelligence stats and no chance to grow, as her attributes are already at the maximum.

She's not real.

SHE'S A BWAAKA BWAAAAAAAAAAKA

> Trusting magical identification techniques against celestial beings
Aqua has already proved her magic power to be well beyond anything listed on her card.

and her intelligence is way lower than listed on her card

Not really. We know that her magical statistics are absurdly high, It's told from the beginning that Aqua can use spells of the highest level, but this has nothing to do with her intelligence. In Konosuba, the two values appear to be disconnected, perhaps because she's a goddess.

Anyone have her little dance from the latest episode?

Will Kazuma perform explosion magic inside Megumeme

Also why won't Yunyun join the group already? TF is this bullshit?

One can only hope

Megumin has the best doujins

It's specifically stated that she can't use magic at all, since that requires intelligence. She uses holy/blessing/faith spells rather than intelligence-based magic spells like mages.

> can't use magic at all
Get it right kid. Aqua can't use ARCANA at all. She can use MAGIC, of which she can use DIVINE magic.

I disagree with the modern fantasy mindset that considers miracles and blessings to be a type of magic. Divine magic is an oxymoron, in my opinion, and I don't care to hear whatever shitty rpg rulesets say otherwise.

Sorry user. It's magic, I don't have to explain shiat.

She spent all your money on booze.

Being worst girl.

wow

Alcohol turns her into an NTR-ing slut.

But she isn't Kazumas girlfriend

She's literally his possession