Ritsu is a slut

Ritsu is a slut.

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I want to fill Ritsu's hairless pussy and tight butthole with my thick semen.

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No she isn't, Satan. Ritsu a cute!

Who says you can't be cute AND a slut?

Me!

WELL YOU"RE WRONG

RITSU FUCKS HER LITTLE BROTHER FOR FUN

at least her brain is still somehow functional

No she doesn't, that's Azusa you're thinking of.

>short hair
>slut
pick one motherfucker

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The K-ONs get my dick way too hard.

I want to get a Ritsu figure, what's the best one to get?

I like this one.

Why are you guys posting pictures of me?

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Because you get my dick hard.

I want to bury my face between those cute cheeks and worship Ritsu's butthole.

That was actually the main one I was considering. That or the alter with the drum set but her face was kind of weird on that one.

I want to hang out with Ritsu, she seems really fun to hang out with.

This is a good Ritsu fig.

Me too. Hanging out with any of the K-ONs would be fun. I want to go clothes shopping with them and take lots of fun photos.

>Read the comment and expected hotglue
>got hotglue.

wew lad.

It's fake cum anyways, so.

>tfw Ritsu will never take you to an arcade and buy you candy after

I'd repay Ritsu for a fun day out with sweaty dickings.

>dating Ritsu
>get off a long day of school
>hang out at the arcade and get something to eat on the way home
>go to Ritsu's house for a while
>have the sex when her parents are gone

>Not having sex with Ritsu while her parents are in the next room

>repay
I'm not sure you understand what that word means.

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>being Mio
agh

Calm down Mio

Mio's kinda lame. I want to put my gaijin penis inside of Ritsu.

Why is teasing and embarrassing Mio so satisfying?

Makes me want to grope Mio in public so I could see her reaction.

She would probably apologize and then consider suicide from all the embarrassment.

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Mio is a fucking hypocrite for calling out the other girls for being lazy but behaving like a brat everytime she needs to be a functional character.
>Hurr Ritsu you're too childish look at me and Azusa
>Waah I am scared I can't do it Ritsu help me

We all know Mio is a shit, user. No need to get worked up.

Mio is made for rape user.

Will you rape her with me?

i'll rape you with her :^)

Hi, Satoshi.

that is not true, satan

>at least 15 episodes wasted showing Azusa sleeping, hanging out and doing nothing.
>literally only three good episodes with Ritsu including that one.
Season 2 was a mistake

Which is it Satan? Is she a slut to be shamed or a goddess to be worshipped?

Did any of the Keions even show any sign of sexual attraction to anyone in the anime? Other than Sawako being a thirsty bitch.

The keions and other keions.

Mugi was pretty gay.

>ywn take Mugi to an arcade and buy her candy after

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Ui's relationship with Yui is kinda suspicious.

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Yes, here is a scene in which Ritsu reveals her extremely erotic feelings towards Mio

I am masturbating to the K-ONs.

>for a loaf of bread
Wow, Yui's kisses sure are cheap.

Are you okay? Do you require medical assistance?

She just wanted to fit in and took advantage on any opportunity to stay close to the other girls. She was a yuri fangirl in the S1 but that was subtly discarded in the S2 :^)

I could use some assistance, if you know what I mean.

No, thank you. I'm very healthy as you see right now.

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I want to wake up to Jun's butt in my face.

This is a Ritsu thread. Please discuss Ritsu's backyard instead.

It's hard to recognize Ritsu without forehead.

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Thanks senpai

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Stop bullying Ritsu. Her forehead is perfectly normal.

Neat.

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Who knows what she's really thinking.

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I'd rather spend time with Mugi

Who has the picture of this with the golden rectangle

Satan trips confirm only demons and jews can dislike Ritsu

>Satan trips confirm only demons and jews can dislike Ritsu
>Satan trips
>Jews
OY VEY IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH

I'm a jew and like her

be nice

Someone post the Ritsu best girl copypasta

But user, tomboys are pure.

>Ritsu thread
Worst keion for lewd.

What is with K-On threads and devolving into degenerate ERP

I'm gonna kill everyone who sexualized Ritsu in this thread. Your day is coming.

s1 e13 thats all im gonna say *drops mic*

>not S1E11

That's actually Mio being a bitch.

Ritsu is perfect wife material. She is cute, fit, easygoing and down to earth, and funny. The other Keions are great too, but the rest of them have more negatives than Ritsu does when looking at them as potential wives. Yui is a complete airhead that would drive me crazy because she would never do anything, ever. Ritsu may be lazy but she is nowhere near as bad as Yui is. Ritsu could be reasoned with and taught to do things. Yui would just forget to do everything I told her to do. Mio and Mugi will both get fat once their metabolism slows down in their early-mid 20s. Many would think that Mugi being rich would be a huge positive for her, but to me it isn't. Even though she would be kind about it, she would always expect more than what I could provide for her on my own. I also would not want to leech off of her family's money. Mio's personality is adorable but overall I prefer Ritsu's. Ritsu is just more interesting to me. Azusa may be the cutest but she would be the most high maintenance wife out of the group. I don't want to deal with her tsundere bullshit for 60 years. Jun is a fucking shit. She deserves no explanation beyond that. Ton-chan would be a better wife than Jun would be.

>All those fanarts of Ritsu with cow tits

*teleports behind you* ...you dropped this... *shoves mic up your ass*

those fucking socks get the best of me everytime.

does not help the fact they always paint her hair considerable darker without the headband, for some weird reason

What the fuck did you just fucking say about her, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Is it wrong that I watched season 2 first