No posting two times in a row and no going past one line.
I'll start:
There was a
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magical penis that could fly,
young man who through deus ex machina
Faggot named OP
There was no continuity there. There was a magical penis that could fly, young man who through deus ex machina Faggot named OP.
Who used a keitai (Translator's note: cellphone)
to pick up hot girls
And kidnap them
And exchange them for boypussy.
Fuck why am I even writing this.
and send them to another world
The end.
The girls brought back transforming cars
with dragon dildos instead of seats.
with dildo up their ass, they drove down the East Nippon expressway
drifting hearing to eurobeat
They shifted uncomfortably, trying not to let out their cute voices.
hijinks ensue as
bald gay man came and
his cum was acid and
Tasty as hell.
And then Saber was summoned
Upon shaking her hand I realized she was a girl
but not only that, she was really my sister from an alternate dimension
she explained to me the command seals
And then Saber was a zombie
And then a spiky hair boy punched saber in the face
I slammed into the spiky haired boy and punched him in the face.
And then MC touched boobs.
Then Saber exploded because spiky hair boy punched her with his anti-magic right hand
And then Kiritsugu commands Saber to fuck off.
*insert jojo reference*
And then Kiritsugu kills himself because he's a edgy, emo faggot.
That mysterious stranger wasn;t fast enough
Our insides lock together like a mollosk.
cawfee gween tee
Drink was spiked. MC kun rapes Seiba
He tried and failed because Saber is a trained knight, who impaled him with Excalibur