Let's write an anime plot Sup Forums

No posting two times in a row and no going past one line.
I'll start:
There was a

magical penis that could fly,

young man who through deus ex machina

Faggot named OP

There was no continuity there. There was a magical penis that could fly, young man who through deus ex machina Faggot named OP.

Who used a keitai (Translator's note: cellphone)

to pick up hot girls

And kidnap them

And exchange them for boypussy.

Fuck why am I even writing this.

and send them to another world

The end.

The girls brought back transforming cars

with dragon dildos instead of seats.

with dildo up their ass, they drove down the East Nippon expressway

drifting hearing to eurobeat

They shifted uncomfortably, trying not to let out their cute voices.

hijinks ensue as

bald gay man came and

his cum was acid and

Tasty as hell.

And then Saber was summoned

Upon shaking her hand I realized she was a girl

but not only that, she was really my sister from an alternate dimension

she explained to me the command seals

And then Saber was a zombie

And then a spiky hair boy punched saber in the face

I slammed into the spiky haired boy and punched him in the face.

And then MC touched boobs.

Then Saber exploded because spiky hair boy punched her with his anti-magic right hand

And then Kiritsugu commands Saber to fuck off.

*insert jojo reference*

And then Kiritsugu kills himself because he's a edgy, emo faggot.

That mysterious stranger wasn;t fast enough

Our insides lock together like a mollosk.

cawfee gween tee

Drink was spiked. MC kun rapes Seiba

He tried and failed because Saber is a trained knight, who impaled him with Excalibur