You heard him NEET's

You heard him NEET's

Goku is like the ultimate NEET, though. He's never done anything but stupid shit.

I don't wanna here that shit from fucking Goku of all people

Goku has trillionaire friends, access to an infinite supply of wishes, and he could make millions himself if he cared to beat up people for prize money.

He admits as much himself

But also he's the villain of dragon ball now so

No one will hire me.

You don't know if you don't try.
Get yourself some self confidence you faggot

Is this saga going full pottery with Goku?

NEETs are honestly pathetic and I'd kill one if I ever get the chance.

Whether or not you get hired is literally 90% based on how responsible you look.

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I suggest to start with yourself

The Nuclear Physicist would be doing physicist jobs, though. Or directly going for higher degrees of learning.

>implying someone would get tattoos on their face while not totally high on everything at once

>Earns his income robbing elderly people
If I knew that can't i report him to the police?

So he is a NEET bumming off other people?

>addicted to meth

Not with those teeth

I will literally shoot and kill Goku when he's not looking. The man is clinically retarded and no strong than me when not trying to be.

If he robs elderly people for income then why does he work?

You can, but without evidence to link him to the crimes it would likely be a waste of time.

Pretty sure that's something Chi Chi would say to him. All that wasted money potential.
Imagine Goku as a delivery man. He just has to remember all the KIs of the people he usually has to deliver to and he would be done in 2 minutes with something someone else would need 8 hours for. He could get 100 jobs at once.

maybe he just wants more money?

I'd choose right, he sounds like a true alpha

Chichi and Goku are actually able to get huge amounts of money, but Chichi spends it all super fast.

He is a martial artist and farmer user.

what is she spending it on?

It was revealed that she was lying. The issue is that she wants Goku to keep working, since she thinks otherwise it'd set a bad example.

>Chichi spends it all super fast.
She lied to him last time.

Wait, why did a bullet hurt Goku? Unlike Krillin he never stopped training and he's OP as fuck.

toriyama can't be THAT much of a shonen wish fulfillment cuck to have the ending of dragonball be anything but the world bowing to the fucking prince. goku is a total sperg. you could replace him with the MC of Erased and still basically have the same series. he white knighted and took L's his whole life and rationalized it as some hero of a thousand faces bullshit. goku can eat my fucking nut

leave Zeno-sama to me

So Goten and Trunks hadn't seen each other in months either? Like father like son I guess.

hopefully shorts that show off that cake

George Lucas is writing DBS now
cool I guess

>Goku doesn't understand why Vegeta can't just leave Bulma to give birth on her own to go training
What the fuck is wrong with this man

thank bogdanof shishu

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Videl wants you wonder about your chances with her for a few weeks. A sideways glance here and there, a snarky comment when you demonstrate deep ki harnessing knowledge, asking her how you like girls' hair and then cutting it to see how you respond. Then the moment comes where she calls you out for watching her tits jiggle during today's flying lesson. You almost retreat at her uncouthness but before you know it she's shoved you on the couch and began devouring your face with weeks of pent-up frustration at your lack of initiative. Stroking your hardness over you pant leg, she takes her shorts off grinds her toned ass into your lap while deriding you for being such a pussy. She tells you to look her in the eye if you're a real man and without breaking the stare she begins bouncing on your ever-expanding flesh obelisk while listing off all her grievances with you, like she's your mom or something. Suddenly your childhood makes a little more sense. You feel closer to you father, and understand why he wasn’t around as much when you were little.

Monaka is the key to all of this.

Is this the motherfucking HALO EFFECT!?

I would hire you

I am greatly surprised by the improved art style even if the animation quality so far has remained what it was.

I want the best kai to be canon

I guess it was the typical excuse of Goku lowering his defense. Besides, Goku has always been sensible to bullets in the same way of Golden age Superman, they can't kill him but strong bullets hurt.

Anyone noticed Goku snapped after receiving the bullet? He got afraid of getting soft like Krillin for living for too long like a human and didn't stop until getting his tournament

He has the mentality of an Angel

That was a pretty good callback.

I feel like with this weird new animation style, they're doing a mid-season reboot of the Super or something.

Not only him but if you think about it most of the team they send to the tournament used to be pretty fucking evil, only Krillin, Gohan and Roshi are the only ones that have always been good

Also the people from other universes are probably fighting to revive planets or end world hunger or some shit while ours are just doing it for fun and shit, they are basically going to be the antagonist of their own show now.

>Kuririn
>Good
He was a complete dipshit, not a villain but definitely a dipshit.

>yfw you realize Goku was a villain all along
>he only seemed like a good guy because he fought other intergalactic villains
He's really an asshole hillbilly from the very beginning. He doesn't interact with enough people outside of his circle that we can gauge him as a good guy. The enemy of your enemy isn't necessarily your friend.

have you seen how much her neet husband eats?