Sup Forums Monopoly Board Game

Let's make our own Sup Forums themed Monopoly board. What should each place be?

China

Mediterranean is chicago

Jail = gas chamber

Not Pyongyang?

Haiti might actually be more fitting

>Boardwalk = White House
>Park Place = Trump Tower

>Each railroad can be a portion of The Wall

If you land on the "go to jail" square you immediately get shot by a cop and have to pay several thousand for a hospital bill before been thrown in prison.

All properties are slums of major cities. Community Chest card: Get welfare for a month $xxx. Chance card: Get caught selling drugs, go to jail.

Free Parking has le conspiring hands and is called "Free Shekels"

the spots are just racial bar graphs

City of London should be Blue 400 since it pretty much owns the world

Damascus and Pyongyang can be brown

Also replace the 'Go to Jail' policeman with some dude in a Nazi helmet

is Baltic and Mediterranean are staying brown then obviously New Delhi and Mumbai

What shall we have for the utilities?

Got to have bakara market for Baltic avenue

Internet and Phone services

Over priced green scam energy

>>City of London should be Blue 400 since it pretty much owns the world

British delusion right there lmao

Reddit and Faceberg

Should the happy merchant be placed on there? I'm thinking either put him as Mr Monopoly man, or just have him placed behind bars in jail

You must put Hillary Clinton in the jail zone

Railroads should be

California border wall
Arizona border wall
New Mexico border wall
Texas border wall

Vermont avenue planned parenthood.

1st Space MLK BLVD.
Park Place should be Trump Tower.

Make the train stations have names of concentration camps.

Free parking = Free Pepe

*be named after

Conn. Ave male it something lame like a vape shop

Luxury Tax = Democrat majority

Not London where all the tourist bits and parliament are, but 'City of London' the tiny self governing place/corporation. Rothschild HQ. You realise the same kikes who ran the british empire are still the main dysasty today, right? The empire still exists but under a different name. Same people though.

>Connecticut = Syria
>Vermont = Libya
>Oriental = Iraq

Go directly to Auschwitz

>Get a load of this goy...
The Rothschilds have been based there for a few hundred years you plebbit cuck.

Digits confirm.

Boardwalk = Constantinople

Jail = gas chamber
Just visiting = just delousing

Community Chest = gibs
Electric Company = TV license

First two brown ones are poo in loo related

Chance = “rollin’”

Railroads lead to camps

Income Tax = Good Goy

Luxury Tax = SHUT IT DOWN

Free Parking = Free Pepe

Just make everything else memes

Lampshades and bars of soap

The brown property is Indian

Trains go to Concentration Camps is a great idea

"In Jail" should be "In Gulag"

Based brown man

Pacific Avenue = Council on Foreign Relations
North Carolina Avenue = Bilderberg Group
Pennsylvania Avenue = Trilateral Commission

Poooooooooooooo

what else to add Sup Forums

I was working on one too

Or this..

we should combine ideas. Nice get btw

should make the properties different countries too.

Good start.

- Add all names to properties/concentration camps

- Go to jail is go to gulag

- change chance to rollan

All suggested ITT

sheeeeit, i am dumb, mono/pol/y sounds way better
changed the name

and it's called jewpoly. Replace players with shekel, nose, hands and a hat. Now you can start outjewing your opponents.

need mike pence as the electric company

Can we have the guy in jail look more like a nigger? He should have flared out nostrils, an aggressive expression on his face, fucked up teeth, a few tattoos but not enough to make him look Mexican, and some herpes on his lip to make it look believable.

crypto currency square to land on.

Now that's thinking, We don't smear Nazis here.

added some more, losing interest Sup Forums

here you go user. feel free to steal and merge with others

Water works is now Khazar milkers

water works should totally be an image of one of the crying hilldawg morons from election night

No, Chicago would either be polish,mexican Or black

kek. nice

Oriental Avenue = Comet Ping Pong
Vermont Avenue = Epstein's Island
Connecticut Avenue = Bohemian Grove

heyy thats bretty gud

Make the blue colored spaces white like in the good old days.

Niggopoly

>thinking you're supposed to get money when you land on free parking
Get a load of this retard.

Make the water works some crying liberal

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you read my mind

bump

That screechy cunt is perfect.

I feel like Chance should be Chaos or Meme Magic. Love the frog photo tho.

btw the closest thing to the monoply font i found was Kabel

you should remove the second 'L'

Illinois should be Windy picture to represent the wind that comes out of our politicians mouth

Yeah. The frog does look pretty good.

I'm debating if the train stops should be a trump train or holocaust trains

Make Free Parking into 'The Synagogue's Savings'.

Replace 'Chance' by 'Shoah-nce'?
Replace 'Luxury Tax' by 'Kosher Tax'?

Is there a way to combine them both?

>Replace 'Chance' by 'Shoah-nce'?
>Replace 'Luxury Tax' by 'Kosher Tax'?

kek

How about 'Ursury'?

last bump

Should make boardwalk "City Folk" and then make med "suburban retards."

And the other brown "rural retards."

I'm having way too much fun with this

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>Auschwitz Railroad Company

Do it.

you mean 'usury'?

Cohencidence Alley or just Coincidence Alley

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ask and you shall receive user

Add Bank of International Settlements

derp you're right.

Added some more suggestions, made the logo smaller too.

where?

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fuck. forgot to add your comet, pence, etc

Add the ancap on income tax like did

Do it with nations instead of places

>doubles will set you free

You could name the brown properties "Designated shitting street" and "little india"

merged some good ideas from a couple of you and cleaned it up a bit