Let's make our own Sup Forums themed Monopoly board. What should each place be?
Sup Forums Monopoly Board Game
China
Mediterranean is chicago
Jail = gas chamber
Not Pyongyang?
Haiti might actually be more fitting
>Boardwalk = White House
>Park Place = Trump Tower
>Each railroad can be a portion of The Wall
If you land on the "go to jail" square you immediately get shot by a cop and have to pay several thousand for a hospital bill before been thrown in prison.
All properties are slums of major cities. Community Chest card: Get welfare for a month $xxx. Chance card: Get caught selling drugs, go to jail.
Free Parking has le conspiring hands and is called "Free Shekels"
the spots are just racial bar graphs
City of London should be Blue 400 since it pretty much owns the world
Damascus and Pyongyang can be brown
Also replace the 'Go to Jail' policeman with some dude in a Nazi helmet
is Baltic and Mediterranean are staying brown then obviously New Delhi and Mumbai
What shall we have for the utilities?
Got to have bakara market for Baltic avenue
Internet and Phone services
Over priced green scam energy
>>City of London should be Blue 400 since it pretty much owns the world
British delusion right there lmao
Reddit and Faceberg
Should the happy merchant be placed on there? I'm thinking either put him as Mr Monopoly man, or just have him placed behind bars in jail
You must put Hillary Clinton in the jail zone
Railroads should be
California border wall
Arizona border wall
New Mexico border wall
Texas border wall
Vermont avenue planned parenthood.
1st Space MLK BLVD.
Park Place should be Trump Tower.
Make the train stations have names of concentration camps.
Free parking = Free Pepe
*be named after
Conn. Ave male it something lame like a vape shop
Luxury Tax = Democrat majority
Not London where all the tourist bits and parliament are, but 'City of London' the tiny self governing place/corporation. Rothschild HQ. You realise the same kikes who ran the british empire are still the main dysasty today, right? The empire still exists but under a different name. Same people though.
>Connecticut = Syria
>Vermont = Libya
>Oriental = Iraq
Go directly to Auschwitz
>Get a load of this goy...
The Rothschilds have been based there for a few hundred years you plebbit cuck.
Digits confirm.
Boardwalk = Constantinople
Jail = gas chamber
Just visiting = just delousing
Community Chest = gibs
Electric Company = TV license
First two brown ones are poo in loo related
Chance = “rollin’”
Railroads lead to camps
Income Tax = Good Goy
Luxury Tax = SHUT IT DOWN
Free Parking = Free Pepe
Just make everything else memes
Lampshades and bars of soap
The brown property is Indian
Trains go to Concentration Camps is a great idea
"In Jail" should be "In Gulag"
Based brown man
Pacific Avenue = Council on Foreign Relations
North Carolina Avenue = Bilderberg Group
Pennsylvania Avenue = Trilateral Commission
Poooooooooooooo
what else to add Sup Forums
I was working on one too
Or this..
we should combine ideas. Nice get btw
should make the properties different countries too.
Good start.
- Add all names to properties/concentration camps
- Go to jail is go to gulag
- change chance to rollan
All suggested ITT
sheeeeit, i am dumb, mono/pol/y sounds way better
changed the name
and it's called jewpoly. Replace players with shekel, nose, hands and a hat. Now you can start outjewing your opponents.
need mike pence as the electric company
Can we have the guy in jail look more like a nigger? He should have flared out nostrils, an aggressive expression on his face, fucked up teeth, a few tattoos but not enough to make him look Mexican, and some herpes on his lip to make it look believable.
crypto currency square to land on.
Now that's thinking, We don't smear Nazis here.
added some more, losing interest Sup Forums
here you go user. feel free to steal and merge with others
Water works is now Khazar milkers
water works should totally be an image of one of the crying hilldawg morons from election night
No, Chicago would either be polish,mexican Or black
kek. nice
Oriental Avenue = Comet Ping Pong
Vermont Avenue = Epstein's Island
Connecticut Avenue = Bohemian Grove
heyy thats bretty gud
Make the blue colored spaces white like in the good old days.
Niggopoly
>thinking you're supposed to get money when you land on free parking
Get a load of this retard.
Make the water works some crying liberal
...
you read my mind
bump
That screechy cunt is perfect.
I feel like Chance should be Chaos or Meme Magic. Love the frog photo tho.
btw the closest thing to the monoply font i found was Kabel
you should remove the second 'L'
Illinois should be Windy picture to represent the wind that comes out of our politicians mouth
Yeah. The frog does look pretty good.
I'm debating if the train stops should be a trump train or holocaust trains
Make Free Parking into 'The Synagogue's Savings'.
Replace 'Chance' by 'Shoah-nce'?
Replace 'Luxury Tax' by 'Kosher Tax'?
Is there a way to combine them both?
>Replace 'Chance' by 'Shoah-nce'?
>Replace 'Luxury Tax' by 'Kosher Tax'?
kek
How about 'Ursury'?
last bump
Should make boardwalk "City Folk" and then make med "suburban retards."
And the other brown "rural retards."
I'm having way too much fun with this
...
>Auschwitz Railroad Company
Do it.
you mean 'usury'?
Cohencidence Alley or just Coincidence Alley
...
ask and you shall receive user
Add Bank of International Settlements
derp you're right.
Added some more suggestions, made the logo smaller too.
where?
...
fuck. forgot to add your comet, pence, etc
Add the ancap on income tax like did
Do it with nations instead of places
>doubles will set you free
You could name the brown properties "Designated shitting street" and "little india"
merged some good ideas from a couple of you and cleaned it up a bit