How Many Beers?

How Many Beers till she's attractive to you, Sup Forums?

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Quit being an asshole.

Does she have nice ass?

eat some concrete and harden up. you only feel bad because you know in your heart that people like her wont make it in the real world. but you wouldn't even give her a pity root. for shame!

She has 0% body fat her ass is basically a pucker hole

No amount of beers could make me find that attractive

Maybe enough bears could after they eat my eyes.

Hey, It's not my fault your sister's ugly. Hahahahahahahahahahaha (gasp) (wheeze) Hahahahahahahaha!

Body is 100% perfection. But face is that...... How many beers?

a case of 24, drink them all and put the empty case on her head

One schmirinof ice

KILL THE XENOS!!

the Christian board always comes through

All of them

why are finns so smart.

I'm jealous.

that would require four paper bags.
one for her, one for me, one for the bull im preppin and one for the lightbulb.

There aint enough in the world to make her attractive to me.

however...I may or may not have been known to fuck women im not even attracted to. So theres that.

She'd be a good candidate for the next presidential run. Has that DNC charisma.

>tfw she still has a better shot at getting laid than I do

Wow, you successfully cut my number in half. Brilliant.

None. Denying her advances would be sexism and my mum raised me good.

ayyy lmao

All girls can get laid retard, there's no such thing as a female virgin.

infinity beers, that way I'll never finish them thus never reach the event

0, alcohol can fuck me up but in the end I have eyes

All of them. All the beers.

3 beers and 1 sack in her head would do

Me too

I'll die from alcohol poisoning long before that'll ever happen.

just say neigh to inbreeding

She's sweet and doesn't deserve this

if she lets me smoke pot and sleep until noon, i won't need any beer

Am I allowed to put a bag over her mug?

This. I would need about 30 shots in rapid succession.

There aren't enough.

yeah guys leave her alone. Any one of you would make a better target.

Hear hear

Same ayyy?

All of them.

One. I am a table

Enough for me to keel over and die from liver failure before I can answer that question.

Is that a disease or is that natural

nice meme flag, kiddo!

She's a sweet person, anyone making fun of her will die of facial cancer within a year.

trick question, that amount of alcohol would kill me

she looks like ludwig the accursed

quick run-down who is this?

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fpbp

W-wait, you KNOW that girl from "Pitch Perfect"?

If she had a great body I would close my good eye and fuck her sober. However she looks like an anorexic, and I can handle my liquor like a champ.

I would have kill a whole fifth and part of another before I considered sticking my dick in an anorexic, and by that time she would have to do all the work so I guess it's more her call than mine.

Two

Pull up a chair and get comfy, you'll be here a while, newfag. Your offended by this? On this site? Next time just lurk fuckface.

Damn usually I would shitpost some witty remark for the lulz but this just makes hits me right in the feels. It's like 5 card poker and you got 4 two's and a joker.

She's ugly ffs

standard meme flag slide thread

Is she Christian?

Either way, alcohol is the devil's drink.

I should clarify, the fifth and a half is for an attractive skeleton, like that YouTube one who gets posted a lot. It would take more to do this girl.

Who is she?

To be fair this is their area of expertise.

Give me 0 beers and 1 bag and I'll go to fucking town.

holy shit you are a faggot.

All of them.

The problem is not being drunk enough. The problem is having to wake up the next day and realize what you did and live with that disgust for the rest of your life

If I were to drink until I found her attractive, I would die of alcohol poisoning

6 million.

What happened here? Some kind of disease?

Also
>politics
Don't forget to sage.

she looks like alice cooper fucked an ET

as long as its not contagious, i'd hit it just to spite all of you. and film it.

My liver would fail first

I will remember this

Id die drinking before she turned fuckable

Thats Jacinda Ardern. Man i dunno what we were thinking.

2,7 x 10^41

I don't find her attractive. But that is no reason to be a prick.
Yeah, her story has circulated around the internet for years.

is this pasta?

then why jesus turn water into wine and why bible discuss drinking as fine and encouraged? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The amount of beer would either kill me or at the very least render my dick inoperable.

Kek

A whole lot fewer than I'd need to fuck your mother or sister.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Velásquez

1 chug of metanol oughta do it.

Depends how does her pussy look like. You can always put a bag over her head or fuck her from behind, thinking about somebody else.

Don't be a douche. She obv has a condition.

Depends how many it takes me to drop dead.

Her body cannot produce fat.

Her body doesn't produce collogen if I remember correctly and she has to eat constantly. I feel bad for her honestly because she seems incredibly nice.