GET EN THER MOHAMMED MY SON *eats kebab made out of paki rape victim* BACK OF THE NET KWALAMBE YOU LEDG *fights with a white man* GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALL
Zachary Allen
>WOE IS ME
Kevin Foster
BBC news's topics of interest today: >Roy Moore defeat in Alabama: Five consequences (complete with lots of cheering pictures of fat lefties) >'Why I invented the glass ceiling phrase' >Men for sale: The sex workers trying to make a living Is it a slow news day or do the Beeb just not care any more?
Ian Kelly
I am a woeing millennial
John Richardson
Morning lads.
I seem to have fixed my sleeping pattern, kind of.
Here's hoping I don't fuck it up again before Christmas.
Evan Gomez
:(
Gavin Martin
she can bomb my tube anytime
Wyatt Jenkins
Das cringe
Oliver Brown
So is your Reddit space faggot but I love her wannafightaboutit?
Adrian Kelly
>That's like firing first in a duel, if you miss you're fucked Looks like you missed, friendo :s
Gavin Edwards
Start emigrating.
Jose Brown
don't care about yank politics but I'm feeling smug about Sup Forums's nonce candidate losing
Was he actually a nonce or was it just 'allegations'?
Justin Anderson
I looked at it more like Schrödinger's Cat.
Camden Murphy
You literally sound like a Guardianista.
Daniel Myers
It's all allegations but he is a hick in a small town so there's probably an air of truth to them, though he definitely didn't hurt anybody and it was definitely all consensual, otherwise you would've heard about it one of the other 900 times he's ran
Jordan Perry
My girlfriend is called Steph My coffee is Nescafe My IT is Microsoft My car is on finance My food is from JustEat My TV is ITV My diamonds are on finance My best mate is called Smithster My computer is from PC World I don't drink wine And I am a Deano
Why can't melts like you lot just accept that Barratt new builds and EE unlimited data deals benefit everyone in the country, including people who work in Leeds call centres?
Even 100 of you on your best sesh is nothing compared to the carnage I caused last night in Yates', oi oi
Logan Perez
Well the first one is a classic HURR TRUMP LOST AGAIN. And then its feminism and they're allowed to be misandrist with the last one. Classic beeb .
Benjamin Sullivan
Get on my level faggots >be almost a neet all day >wifey nurse gone to work >have over a million bongs in the bank >not even 26 yet Just going to relax and do some uni work. Kek at you full neets and wagecucks
Caleb Jackson
the assault allegations are only alleged and could go either and idc, but he's admitted to dating young teens, and for some reason I doubt some hick kept them all above 16 (which would still be creepy)
Christ, wider Sup Forums is absolutely infested with the most spasticated faggots
Your wife is probably being railed by Obwingo as I type this.
Ryan Nelson
Urgh I love to hate Deano
Oliver Walker
dumb frogposter
Charles Butler
She enjoys her job. Will quit when we start making mini anons. >this is what wifelets believe No niggers at her job and she finds them repulsive. No niggers can give her a better dicking than me anyway. Almost made her full 14/88.
I had lunch with Steph McGovern - not in a romantic way or anything
Logan Garcia
dumb frogposter
Evan James
Dayum.
I'd rather do her than an American roastie and I'm not even a prince.
Ethan Ward
He admitted to dating 16 year olds as a 30+ year old. I don't care if that is technically legal here, no man that does that can be trusted with anything. If you do that, you immediately out yourself as a liability.
Nathan Campbell
ok so you're gay user, big surprise
Michael Kelly
Bobfoc
Jordan Hall
40 years ago that was completely normal though
it's like bill clinton admitting he said "nigger" in high school
Aiden Perry
She looks like a tranny
Austin Rodriguez
>doesn't know that I'm a smart frog poster
Gabriel Jackson
Maybe in hick town USA where people fuck their sisters. I can't imagine any mentally functioning father being okay with his teenage daughter dating a 30+ year old man.
Camden Perry
BBC News is a terrible biased cesspool, and I'd be fine with that if not for the fact I have to pay for it, whilst it claims to be representative and impartial...
Adrian Sullivan
Not really
Thomas Martinez
dumb frogposter
there is no such thing as a smart frog poster
Adrian Miller
Yes goy, marry old women who have fewer years left to bear healthy children
Angel Campbell
How old are you and your Hattie? Did you get a trust fund?
Isaac Wilson
*closes eyes* Actually London happens to be the most diverse city in the world, it's a real reflection of modern Britain. Maybe some less enlighten areas of the UK still think like that but come on it's nearly 2018. Everyone of us is a migrant, we're probably all at least partially gay too
Josiah Lopez
>marrying younger means kids Fuck off pedo. I know this is going to rustle your biasis, but all available data suggests that women give birth to the healthiest, highest IQ, and tallest babies around 25 - 33 (adult brains don't even develop until 25). He dated 16 year olds because he's a pedo. He'd go even lower if he could.
Julian Carter
16 year olds are perfectly legitimate marriage material, you stupid faggot.
Landon Hernandez
It was normal in Britain too.
Quite, what would you know, Nigel?
Aaron Bell
But where do I go morality man?
Hudson Morris
You don’t fuck the brain though, you fuck the vagina m8.
Logan James
>thinks I'd marry an English woman To larping virgins like you on here. Try dating my 16 year old daughter and I'll beat you with a baseball bat. As will most men with any good instincts and principles.
Jonathan Watson
You'll do nothing, internet tough guy. You are a cucked feminist and your stupidity is contributing to Western decline, retard.
Adrian Powell
>normal >in Britain >in the 80s You do know 30 years ago wasn't the fucking 40s you dull cunt.
Caleb Jenkins
Where was this normal 40 ago? If youre just desperate for someone to agree with your noncery it's not going to happen.
Justin Stewart
If you don't instinctually understand that's wrong, you're abnormal. Maybe during tribal societies or during times of material hardshio you'd have an argument as it would be necessary by necessity, but you don't have that argument now. Social relations between people are entirely different.
Ethan Nguyen
Where is she from then
Nicholas Allen
>If you don't instinctually understand that's wrong, you're abnormal. >I don't have to justify my arguments Just fuck off, twat.
Nathan Davis
>instinctually understand >social relations
Kayden Powell
Don't project cuck boy.
Colton Long
Shut up coward. You wouldn't even make your opinion public as you know you'd get your head smashed in. You're larper and will never breed anyway, nevermind with a 16 year you pathetic cunt. Norway.
Justin Moore
>the "80s" were 40 years ago
Britain.
Easton Bailey
Based on nothing. Excellent point mutt
Carter Harris
>No wogs in a enn eich ess hospital Lol
Blake James
>all nurses work in hospitals
Ryder Robinson
So do you rubber your willy to shag your own wife? Or is she on the pill/implant
Julian Phillips
She's getting a vinegary old man balls dicking in a care home?
Connor Nguyen
Based off your mum.
Adrian Sanchez
...
Easton Wilson
Injections. Plenty of vaginas too. Not a care home, a residence specifically for people with dementia. You'd be surprised by how many younger people develop some form of dementia.
Austin Gray
...
Camden Hill
> agrees to chemically castrate self Red flag
Easton Gomez
Funny you say that when you're making a roastie, divorced, le 56% face with kids your new queen.
Christian Rodriguez
>getting dementia in your 30s I couldn't imagine anything worse. Id just off myself
Owen Allen
>new queen The absolute STATE of American education
Caleb Rivera
>princess now >queen later trust me, it'll be progressive
Angel Perez
>Id just off myself People trying to off themselves is pretty common. The really bad cases can't even do that, they have hardly any concept of anything.
Lucas Harris
>Watching ITV news today and they said that Christian values were getting in the way of core British values of tolerance and inclusion and thats why scores are down across the board.
You can't make this shit up lads.
Christopher Barnes
We also have a paki prime minister
Jeremiah Wright
A minimum of 4 generations away. Won't happen. This isn't King Ralph
Leo Long
What scores
Noah Stewart
He sure acts like one, seems he has some degree of autonomy too.
Too bad my town's mayor isn't out making international deals.
Daniel Martinez
Women will do anything you tell them if you tell them the right way.
Sebastian Cooper
The day I forget my wife's name or shit my pants then out comes the knife and hot bath
Kayden Foster
Test scores and the like.
Adrian Butler
They'll reign for a while but in 25 years it'll be this guy on the throne...
Caleb Powell
So when did core british values change from "lets invade those cunts over there and take their shit" to tolence and inclusion? Was there an email or something sent out?
Tyler Thompson
>implying an american will ever sit the throne
Lincoln Stewart
>implying foreigners havent sat on your throne for a long ass time lol
Caleb Cox
We need euthanasia. Some doctors and nurses do this already, though illegally. When they know a patient isn't going to live, they give them a higher dose (or stop it entirely depending on the drug) of a certain medication and let them die.
Luke Taylor
Well we had open doors in the Victorian period. BTFOing third worlders and inclusive society are not mutually exclusive.
Carter Baker
Why is being an sjw transgirl so fun?
Jeremiah James
Harry marrying a 56% mutt from America reflects worse on you. He gets himself an American woman and she turns out to be a murrimutt, doesn't reflect well on your demographics.
Hudson Sullivan
ie, any poo rich enough to buy an estate was tolerated
not you paid every brown person in the empire to come over
Lincoln Gutierrez
You missed the point
Dominic Ortiz
Id prefer a Dutch attitude to it. I remember on the Radio not that long ago a story of a Dutch alcoholic who had tried and tried to stop, realised that he never was going to and what a burden he was so he applied to be euthanised. Took him about 2 years to get approval.
Gavin Campbell
>reflects worse on you he could have picked anybody and picked a le 56% face divorced roastie with kids