ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKER YOU MAKE ONE SINGLE FUCKING MISTAKE AND I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKER YOU MAKE ONE SINGLE FUCKING MISTAKE AND I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT
SIMON SAYS HANDS UP
SIMON SAYS CROSS YOUR LEGS
SIMON SAYS GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW
SIMON SAYS CRAWL TOWARDS ME
SIMON SAYS STOP
CONTINUE CRAWLING
I DIDNT SAY SIMON SAYS YOU MOTHERFUCKER *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

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GET ON THE FLOOR
CROSS YOUR LEGS
PUT YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
SLOWLY GIVE ME YOUR RARE LAURENS

Simon says don’t reach for the small of your back after I just told you not to

Simon says to check these dubbs

WATCH OUT THE FAT KID SOBBING ON HIS HANDS ON KNEES JUST REACHED FOR HIS SAGGING WAISTBAND
LIGHT HIM UP JOSE

PICK UP THE CAN
ARE YOU MOVING TOWARDS ME AGGRESSIVELY
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
HOW DO YOU OPEN THIS DOOR?

PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND CROSS YOUR LEGS AND CRAWL TOWARDS ME

> Tips police officer because bullet don't grow on trees

From the very beginning, Sgt. Langley escalated tensions beyond a reasonable level. His commands were confusing and he created a stressful environment that compounded the difficulty of following said commands. MISTAKE #2. He can repeatedly be heard belittling Shaver's intelligence, telling him to "Shut the fuck up!" and telling him that he was "Going to fucking kill [him]!" When Shaver was told to cross his legs, he crossed his right leg over his left leg, prompting another outburst from Sgt. Langley, "Left leg over your RIGHT leg!" It was this stress that lead Shaver to fail Sgt. Langley's game of life-and-death hokey-pokey, costing him his life.

While Sgt. Langley may not be responsible for the tone of his voice, he can certainly be said to be responsible for his confusing commands. Lana Sweet complied with Sgt. Langley's commands but Shaver, who was at this point sobbing (after being told he was going to die multiple times), was not out of the woods yet. First he was ordered to cross his fingers behind his head, then he was ordered to put his hands in the air, then he was ordered to crawl (while kneeling). He had not seen how his girlfriend "crawled" and thus did not know he was supposed to inch forward on his knees instead of on his hands and knees. Sgt. Shaver let him slide for this, until he went to pull his pants up, which is when Philip Brailsford opened fire on Shaver, shooting him 5 times center-mass with his AR-15.

Had Sgt. Langley not breached procedure by making Shaver play SAW-Twister, he might still be alive. And that's the most egregious mistake of all. Cuffing him when he had his hands behind his head would have ended the situation almost immediately, provided Brailsford and others covered room #502. As for room #502, after the officers callously murdered Shaver, they attempted to breach room #501. Mistake #4. The funniest mistake, if it wasn't so poetically tragic

Wow, its that hilarious face again

youtu.be/LKaVwhYhM0Q

Have you heard of memes?

I've heard of them. I know reddit is a big fan of them. Is this one of reddits memes?

DID I SAY YOU COULD BREATHE MOTHERFUCKEE!!!??

*BANG BANG BANG*

Both cops should be in fucking jail.

They get all this fancy tacticool gear, it's no wonder they want to use it on everybody.

Literally laughed out loud

>get exposed
>take the most reddit board on this site seriously
>m-m-muh reddit, y-y-you're all from reddit

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Dunno
Ive looked at reddit literally around 10 times.
But I've never posted on it.
What's it like?

amazing how butthurt americans get when their own meme is turned on them

I'm honestly confused as to why Langley is not being charged for anything. He may not have intended to have the man killed but at best he caused it through his horrible handling of the situation. However I am not seeing anything in regards to him being prosecuted or even people calling for his prosecution. Are we setting a precedent that you can get away with murder as long as you cause it by difficult/contradictory commands? If this happens and is filmed again are we going to say, "well, we didn't charge Langley"? I am not comfortable with the current outcome.

GET ON THE GROUND
CROSS YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR NECK
PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT ACROSS YOUR RIGHT ELBOW
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? I SAID LEFT FOOT ON RIGHT ELBOW
CRAWL TOWARDS ME SLOWLY
OH SHIT HE4S GOING FOR HIS GUN

>BANG BANG BANG BANG

Both cops should be executed. This could have been a white law abiding christian.

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He has retired and moved to the Phillipines.
One source said he was here in Australia

CITIZEN
DONT MAKE A MISTAKE

HANDS UP
CRAWL TOWARDS ME
GET YOUR WIFE IN THE GROUND
HAVE A SEIZURE
YOU
DIDN'T HAVE A SEIZURE BANG BANG BANG
IW YOU CRAWL OVER HERE CARRYING YOUR DEAD HUSBAND
WHERE THE DRUGS LADY
WHERE'S MY FUCKING DRUGS *bang* *bang* *bang*

My cousin go to USA,, police think triad

So come on at my cousin, hands up, don't blink or we shoot

Cousin is not link but anyway police shoot my cousin bang bang

So I hate USA

kek

Fucking retards.
It wasn't Brailsford who was the shouter.
Brailsford was the shooter.

underrated

He ran, and they let him.

nice pasta

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Yup

GET ON THE GROUND
PUT YOUR LEFT CHEEK ON YOUR RIGHT SHOE
WHO WAS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IN 1954?
COME AGAIN?
I SAID LEFT CHEEK ON RIGHT SHOE

>BANG BANG BANG BANG

Thing is, I'm an old fucker now.
I didn't like USA as a kid (Reagan as president).
I've vacationed a number of times and love the place.
But now, the police state and bootlicking makes me just nope.
This amazed me how many citizens are defending this.
Nope, nope, nope from me.

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Does unleaded petrol smell better than leaded petrol?

SIMON SAYS OPEN THE DOOR
SIMON SAYS GET ON THE FLOOR
everybody walks the dinosaur

Breddy gud.
Do I know you?

Except Shaver

The officer that fired his weapon was not the one giving the orders and fired his weapon in response to a legitimate threat, as they were called in to detain a man with a gun. He reached. Crying doesn't make a man incapable of pulling a gun.

dude, stop defending that cop. stop it. that was a straight up murder and you know it.

Jiemba?

HANDS UP
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

>I SAID EVERYONE

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Not quite, but I get your interpretation.
Langley escalated the scenario until it was inevitable that Shaver would die.
Brailsford was not the real problem here, but he was a problem waiting to happen eventually.

No, way off the mark.
But nice work.

It's shameful as an American to see that my fellow countrymen are unable to handle banter.

Langley should be charged with manslaughter.

DID I ALLOW YOU TO SAY ANYTHING?
SHUT UP !
>yes sir
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Sure, let's find him.

Actually you said everybod...
>BANG BANG BANG!

>hey kid, wanna play a game?

Phil "Kill till I get my fill" Brailsford
Phil "Call me a midget, I'll split your head in two digits" Brailsford
Phil "I used to get bullied in High School, but now who's the fool?" Brailsford
Phil "Because my height is lacking, bodies I will be stacking" Brailsord
Phil "Call me short, with bullets I'll retort" Brailsford
Phil "The more you cry the more you die" Brailsford
Phil "Make fun of my height, bullets you will bite" Brailsford
Phil "Call me babyface, you'll be dead when you leave this place" Brailsford
Phil "Crying and in strife? I'll shoot you in front of your wife" Brailsford
Phil "Pull up your pants, to bullets you will dance" Brailsford
Phil "An unarmed man I just can't stand" Brailsford
Phil "Your shirt should have been tucked, now you're gonna be fucked" Brailsford
Phil "Don't care if there's no gun, I just shoot people for fun" Brailsford

>Phil "Your shirt should have been tucked, now you're gonna be fucked" Brailsford
I'd agree with him on that case.