This is your date tonight

This is your date tonight.

I'm sorry, can you please get me a date from a more successful franchise.

She should put on her mini skirt and I'll consider it.

Isn't really successful considering that the original creators have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING with it yet it persists?

What did Saber do to her hair?

I'm sorry, I have to cancel on the date.

My Serenity needs to be headpatted and there is literally no one other than me who can do it.

>This is your date tonight
Time to grill some hamburgers then.

They're so delicious, they'll leave her in pieces!

Altera deserves to go on a date more.

only if its the vanilla version, don't want the short skirt slut one

I can do it for you

>taking your date to McDonalds
Poorfag detected.

Sweet. Wanna go get WcDonald's?

Can you get me a girl from that other series with the swords and shit?

wasn't it her idea?

Sure. How about a Saber?

>not taking your date to a fast food joint after a catching a movie
vampires want to have fun user

you'll never get a vampfu by trying to impress them with ritzy restaurants

rev up those fryers

>Taking her to a restaurant or some other places where she had already been to and not showing her a new experience.
Step up with your relationship senpai.

I'll trade this Arc for the non psycho maid.

So... Seen any good movies lately?

>that Carnival Phantasm episode

What's her name again?

Atari Dumbledore from Porkslope Turkeyhandle, or something like that.

Saber

Shamal

Will Ufotable make a Tsukihime-remake anime?

Arcade bumstead

I know the best places in this city. And I'm gonna make it a night to remember.

Sorry, I'm booked with a better vampire girl.

Arc is the best type-moon girl of all time.

Hey Arcrueid, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Saber was the greatest TM girl of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Takeuchi, you hack, go the fuck back to sleep

>Ufotable
please no

DELETE THIS!

What's wrong with them? They did adaptations for all TM stuff adequately

Arkanoid Buttsteak

Would Arc be fine with cooking burgers at home and snuggling while we watch New Wave cinema?

What would you put on? Bonnie and Clyde, The Graduate, 2001, Planet of the Apes?

Wait, does Arc even like New Wave? I can't remember if it was her who was the cinema fan in Type-Moon.

Kohaku's a huge Video game fan. She plays GTA.

>says Saber
>posts Arc

SORRY FRIENDO I'VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH A TOP TIER MAID. YOu MAY LEND ME YOUR CLOTHES THOUGH.

Who had the best sex scene in Tsukihime? As much as I like Arc I've probably fapped to Ciel's most considering I love how playful she gets in it.

Who set me up on this?

Hisui

F

Arc's rape scene, the fact she gets in to it after a little bit of struggling does things to my dick

give me vampire saber

Arcade would love going to McDonalds, it's something new and exciting

Arabic Burger

Persists in the minds of a bunch of NEETs who paid for exactly none of it

The Japanese talk about her more then we do.

So you agree

They paid for it.

You know, in many Asian countries places like KFC, Burger King and McDonalds are quite expensive relative to the U.S. so Shiki should have actually taken her to a pretty good place. I mean, I still can't afford Burger King/KFC/Pizza Hut and McDonalds is non existent here.

I'd rather date someone with more common sense like Akiha.

Arc is love.

I'm taking her to the back alley for my date.

Can I leave?

Hisui's finger sucking.

>they'll leave her in pieces!
Shiki, is that you?

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CUTE

Did you reply to the wrong post?

No, she is CUTE, no matter if it's a long skirt, short skirt or no skirt.

Friendly reminder Arcueid is much prettier, incomparably stronger and way cooler than Saber.

Are we talking about the same person? or did you confuse her for Arturia?

Get the fuck out demon, I got garlic !

Arturia has green eyes, Arcueid has red.

It amused me that despite her dislike of garlic she still kept it in the kitchen.

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